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    So this girl, H, is in the DR with me and we're both getting ready at the same time. She asks another girl to go to the bathroom to get her a tampon, and I told her no worries, as I had one in my locker that she could have. All is well. We both get out on the floor and get to work.

    H is usually a pretty good friend of mine and we always get along pretty well. I've NEVER known her to be an extras girl. So she gets a guy back in VIP for about a half-hour or so, and then I came back with my OWN guy for VIP (our "VIP" is a couch-dance room). My guy had to run to the bathroom, so I got to VIP before he did, and the end table next to the couch was all jacked up. As I was setting my stuff on the table and moving it back into position, I see a bar rag under the table (no big) and...

    wait for it...

    a bloody tampon!

    EEEEWWWWWWWWW!

    Anyways, I just threw the rag over the top of it, because *I* sure wasn't going to touch it! Midway through my first couch dance, H was gathering up her things to go. I just said, "H, under the table, under the rag..." and gave her a look. She said, "What? Huh? Ohhhh... I'll take care of it." I finished dancing. Before I left, I looked, and she HAD in fact cleaned up her mess.

    I didn't say another word about it, not to her or to anyone else. We just both kind of pretended it didn't happen. But WTF? That is the FIRST time I've ever seen THAT in VIP.

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    I don't want to touch your pee-pee. And that's what you want. I guarantee you didn't approach because of my sparkling character.
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    omfg.. that is absolutely disgusting. i'm sorry you had to see that

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    SICK. I'm very sorry for you.


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    It might not be as bad as you think. A customer once saw the string to my tampon in VIP (I guess I hadn't tucked it as well as I should have) and offered me money to take it out in front of him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrodieLux View Post
    It might not be as bad as you think. A customer once saw the string to my tampon in VIP (I guess I hadn't tucked it as well as I should have) and offered me money to take it out in front of him.
    I work in a topless-only club. Even if that's all it was, she's not allowed to do that in VIP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissAlethea View Post
    I don't want to touch your pee-pee. And that's what you want. I guarantee you didn't approach because of my sparkling character.
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    Well treat like a glass slipper. Go out and find the Prince that magnum fits.

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    Default Re: Wow. First time...

    so she had bloody sex with him?

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    Yeah bloody sex?? As if just having sex isn't enough. Maybe he did just pay her to take it out, if she mentioned she was on the rag. Did you see/suspect that she was having sex with him? Disgusting either way.
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    i wonder what the going rate for a girl to pull out her tampon in front of a guy, lol.

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    GROSSS!!!! Maybe she took it out on the sly? Maybe because it was all full or something? Ummm, or it fell out? Maybe?
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    how the fuck does a tampon just fall out? like, your walkin ladeda and OOPS! My tampon just fell out! I doubt it lol. this is gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by holiday View Post
    GROSSS!!!! Maybe she took it out on the sly? Maybe because it was all full or something? Ummm, or it fell out? Maybe?
    It wasn't full. That's another reason I knew it was hers. She had only had it in for about 1.5 hours or so. There was only a small amount of blood on the thing.

    Whatever it was...

    EWWWWWW!

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    I don't want to touch your pee-pee. And that's what you want. I guarantee you didn't approach because of my sparkling character.
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    Well treat like a glass slipper. Go out and find the Prince that magnum fits.

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    Bad enough to take it out in the dressing room
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    I'd rather see a bloody tampon than having a nasty cum-filled condom get stuck on my heel. Yeah....it's happened.

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    Ewwww. Just fuckin' ewww.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    I'd rather see a bloody tampon than having a nasty cum-filled condom get stuck on my heel. Yeah....it's happened.
    It would take a lot of inspection for my dumb ass to even realize it was a condom...I'm kinda thick. But I would probably FLIP SHIT after I recognized the cloudy latex ahhhhhhhh

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    gross. no other word will do, just gross.

    has the truama from witnessing that set in yet....? sometimes when in shock it takes a while for it sink in....

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    I really wish I hadn't opened this thread while eating a sandwich.



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    Gross. Super Super gross.

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    that's gotta be the nastiest thing. a few weeks ago, a dancer puked on another dancer and the customer in a booth, but bloody mess trumps barf

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    ^ ^ ^
    That happened at my club too!

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    That is horribly disgusting.

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