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    Default LOL @ Cheaters.

    There's an episode of Cheaters on and this girl 'works at a club' and 'dances for this guy for hours, money exchanges hands' and they show her doing lapdances in a strip club!! And it's sooo freaking funny, the host is like, 'We don't know why this guy is buying dances from her. He gives her money, though.' and the boyfriend is like, 'OMG is she a prostitute?!'

    hahahaha wtf?


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    Default Re: LOL @ Cheaters.

    LOL!! 'I'm dancing private shows!! You know I'm a dancer!'

    "You don't dance for a guy, naked in a hotel room for an hour!!!"

    ahahaha....wtf...


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    Default Re: LOL @ Cheaters.

    I want to see that one . That show is like a train wreck. It's awful but I always stop on that channel whenit's on.
    Feel the fear and do it anyway.

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    Default Re: LOL @ Cheaters.

    This one is really funny. It turns out she was cheating on him but I'm looooving the 'and here she is dancing for a guy. I wonder if this is illegal' in the asshost's monotone voice.

    Awww, they're making up.


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    Default Re: LOL @ Cheaters.

    I love Cheaters; I don't get to see it as often as I used to, but that is truly great American broadcasting.

    There's never a shortage of white trash or ghetto creepers and this show brings us the best. I still think the episode where Joey Greco gets stabbed on the boat is probably the funniest one they've done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    I love Cheaters; I don't get to see it as often as I used to, but that is truly great American broadcasting.

    There's never a shortage of white trash or ghetto creepers and this show brings us the best. I still think the episode where Joey Greco gets stabbed on the boat is probably the funniest one they've done.
    The hosts make the show, imho. I love how they get right in the mix, ask very pointed questions, then try to calm everyone down if they don't get stabbed on a boat.

    One of the best was when they encountered the cheater at a gas station and he took a swing at the smaller host who dodged but the guy it the corner of the gas pump. Huge klang.
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    Default Re: LOL @ Cheaters.

    I remember one episode where they caught a guy cheating and his girlfriend ran to his car, pulled out his penis pump and threw it at him LOL.
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    Default Re: LOL @ Cheaters.

    Aahahahaha, wtf?

    This show is the epitome of tacky. It needs a pineapple fan for a logo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    I remember one episode where they caught a guy cheating and his girlfriend ran to his car, pulled out his penis pump and threw it at him LOL.
    That's pricele$$, jaz!

    If she dropped the guy, it was prudent to dump his pump...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Aahahahaha, wtf?

    This show is the epitome of tacky. It needs a pineapple fan for a logo.
    Oh yeh another one was where they busted the guy getting a bj in his car by another man who was dressed as a woman. then he tried to act all shocked that it was a man LOL. Another one that was funny was where they busted in and I think the girlfriend was filming some amateur porn with some other girl and a guy LOL.
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    That's pricele$$, jaz!

    If she dropped the guy, it was prudent to dump his pump...
    Hehehe yes and he was saying "oh that's not mine don't lie" hehehehe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Oh yeh another one was where they busted the guy getting a bj in his car by another man who was dressed as a woman. then he tried to act all shocked that it was a man LOL.
    A little "trannie trouble", eh?

    I wonder how they felt when the camera and lights came on? Talk about an adrenaline rush...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Hehehe yes and he was saying "oh that's not mine don't lie" hehehehe.
    omfg, just like Austin Powers!

    "That's not mine, baby!"

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    Default Re: LOL @ Cheaters.

    How about the one where that scrawny piece of white trash in the hotel room was wearing his black leather mask getting his BDSM jollies from that hideous She-male (chick could have been a basketball player), and when they get busted he screams to his pissed-off girlfriend who is now chasing him around the hotel room beating him:

    "She's been helping me with my intimacy issues!"

    Fucking classic.
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    Default Re: LOL @ Cheaters.

    ...yea, some episodes are rigged so say a certain local strip club bartender and dancer who appeared in one show.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Default Re: LOL @ Cheaters.

    Im sure it's o bvious but this show is totally scripted with actors. One of the girls i work with auditioned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    How about the one where that scrawny piece of white trash in the hotel room was wearing his black leather mask getting his BDSM jollies from that hideous She-male (chick could have been a basketball player), and when they get busted he screams to his pissed-off girlfriend who is now chasing him around the hotel room beating him:

    "She's been helping me with my intimacy issues!"

    Fucking classic.
    Yea I saw that one. It was funny as shit!







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    Default Re: LOL @ Cheaters.

    By far the funniest cheaters was the lesbian clown fetish....

    http://disgracefulandsexy.com/index....-clown-fetish/

    Click on the second video in the link, the first doesn't seem to work. Skip to about the middle of the video. You'll know it when you see it. :-) It's uncensored so it's even funnier than what you may have seen on tv.


    Here's one of the after-wards recaps, but this one is editted/censored ....not nearly as fun!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjPXmMWRgEQ






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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanGirl View Post
    Im sure it's o bvious but this show is totally scripted with actors. One of the girls i work with auditioned.
    Yeah... M noticed a guy holding Cue cards in the background!


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    ^^
    serious? shattered
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    Default Re: LOL @ Cheaters.

    Oh definitely. Shattered. But oh so hysterical. Because someone obviously thought lapdances were cheating!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hello_Kitty27 View Post
    By far the funniest cheaters was the lesbian clown fetish....

    http://disgracefulandsexy.com/index....-clown-fetish/
    "I want you to dress up like a construction worker and fuck me in the ass"
    ......"Well yeah"...

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    Default Re: LOL @ Cheaters.

    I don't know if it's all staged.... you know the host got stabbed in an episode right? Like seriously stabbed.... let's see if it's on youtube....


    Edit! Found it, here we go. Joey Grecko getting shanked by a redneck :


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNpBNkb2SY

    maybe this is why they started using actors lol
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    I don't know if it's all staged.... you know the host got stabbed in an episode right? Like seriously stabbed.... let's see if it's on youtube....


    Edit! Found it, here we go. Joey Grecko getting shanked by a redneck :


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNpBNkb2SY

    maybe this is why they started using actors lol
    that's a good point. i remember that one, how awful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanGirl View Post
    Im sure it's o bvious but this show is totally scripted with actors. One of the girls i work with auditioned.
    lol you ruined it for me!

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