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    Topless: South Beach

    Ladies, I need your help. I'm going to be spending a few days taking a much needed rest in South Beach, Miami.

    What beaches are topless sun-bathing/swimming friendly?

    I usually hit up the nude beach... but I don't want to head all the way up north (or see old man penis) on this particular vacation.

    Where can I go and not get in trouble with the law....
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    Default Re: Topless: South Beach

    i'm pretty sure all of SOUTH beach is topless allowed.
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    Default Re: Topless: South Beach

    The reason I ask is because it's not really posted anywhere on the tourism sites and the last time I was down there I didn't see any ladies with their tops off.
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    Default Re: Topless: South Beach

    gotta bump.....
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    Default Re: Topless: South Beach

    I used to live in North Bay Village which is right outside South Beach, and I was constantly topless and in a thong. Not that many people go topless, but I believe it is legal.
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    Default Re: Topless: South Beach

    As far as I know, it's not legal. But generally speaking, if you decide to go topless, nobody will say anything. You'll see groups of women doing it in patches, so if you want to take your top off, chances are someone near you will do it too. But there's no "topless" part of South Beach, either officially or legally.

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    Default Re: Topless: South Beach

    Hmmm...the several times we vacationed in South Beach, there were topless women everywhere.

    That was several years ago, though, so I don't know if anything has changed.

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    Default Re: Topless: South Beach

    I guess it's the Russian in me. In old country, everyone went topless. Everyone hip, anyway.
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    Default Re: Topless: South Beach

    Technically, it's not legal on South Beach...but it's not enforced either.

    It is legal at Haulover Beach, but that tends to be more...older...and much less glamorous.

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    ^^ Huh? I go topless on south beach all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    ^^ Huh? I go topless on south beach all the time.
    Yeah, but your man-teats don't count

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    Default Re: Topless: South Beach

    They're bigger than Sophia Starina's. That counts for something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    They're bigger than Sophia Starina's. That counts for something.
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    Default Re: Topless: South Beach

    Haulover is by where I live, sorta. But personally I never go to the beach anymore because of the pervs. Nobody there is gonna see my bits for free.

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    Default Re: Topless: South Beach

    Seriously Sophia, I highly doubt if you went topless somebody would be dumbass enough to tell you to put your top back on or give you a ticket for it. Rock out with your tits out Oh, and take pictures for the pervs like me...

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    Default Re: Topless: South Beach

    Well.... I just called Miami Beach Patrol. (yes I am a nerd like that). I double checked and they said it was fine.

    I'm allowed to go topless on the beach. Yay! I'm soooooo happy.
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    Default Re: Topless: South Beach

    Just called the Miami Tourism Hotline too.... spoke with this guy: http://web.miamibeachfl.gov/visitors....aspx?id=21776

    He said "it's very permissible."

    Fantastic!!!
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