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Last edited by sashabunny; 10-06-2008 at 09:21 PM.





Saying "I don't do that here" implies to PL's that you do in fact do it, just somewhere else.
Just say "If I wanted to be a prostitute I'd be working on the street not in a strip club", "More than you can afford" and then when he asks how much that is say "a million".
Don't be embarrassed. He should be the one embarrassed.
What a jackass. You shouldn't be embarassed, he should be since he has to pay to get a BJ in the first place.
Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends.- George Bernard Shaw



When I get these things, I just always say the same thing, "more than you can afford." I then proceed to exit stage left as soon as humanly possible. I figure if somebody's trying to buy me for something outerh than a private dance, I can be a little rude.
"You are NEVER too old to storm a bouncy castle!"~Jade Puget
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i cant remember who sugested this technique, but i think its bloody brilliant:
him: how much for a BJ?
you: (laughing your ass off) oh god you crack me up! can you believe some people are soooo pathetic that they ask for that kind of thing in a STRIP CLUB?? you are soooo funny!
dont feel embarased, they should be the ones that are ashamed![]()
I absolutely LOVE what scarlet just said!! ^^^^
I'm definetly going to pass that one along to my friend who is considering dancing lmao
"When life gets rough turn up the music and dance a little"
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I found out how well this works one night by accident. I was drunk
and a guy asked for a BJ right on the tipwalk. And, well, I was drunk, so everything seemed hilarious, and I just could not stop laughing at this guy! Not even on purpose; it was really just the funniest thing ever at the time! Then he turned bright red and looked so embarrassed that I realized I was on to something, lol.
You're right, THEY should be embarrassed and shamed, not you.Don't let them turn things around on you.
I also like the "more than you can afford" line. I'll have to add that to my repertoire.![]()
I always dodge that question (not like it comes up a lot!) but when it does... I always say "One MILLLLLION dollars" like the dude from the lottery commercial. They always get my point.
why say anything? just walk away (with an eye roll on the house!)
I generally use a 3 time rule.
3 times you give him a chance to break away from the awkward and incredibly rude statement/question, and if he refuses, move on. You're hot as hell, and your time is better spent away from desperate men.
You can turn him down without being rude. Be friendly and change the subject. If he doesn't listen and persists, state your case again. If he goes on about it one more time, tell him to have a nice night, graze his face with your nails, and smoothly walk away. You are not a prostitute, and trying to negate that with him any further only sinks you further down, towards his level.
"What? Oh, baby - we're in PORTLAND, not Tijuana....you want some water?"
"...It was part of a lecture about how I should save my money so I could get out of the biz one day. I finally told him, "Every day I work I shove a $20 bill up my pussy. There's thousands of dollars in there. I call it my Rainy Day Fund." - xoxoGracexoxo
I've always responded with something like:
"I've never charged for a bj in my life. But the VIP fee is $250."
I know, sneaky and underhanded, but not at all a lie, either.![]()
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!
How tempting is it to say $200, then slither down towards his crotch so he gets nice and excited, then take a deep breath in....and blow it out.
Smile, thank him for allowing you to give him a blow job, and walk away.





Last night a dancer said " I suck dick back there (in the VIP) for 20 bucks. I said, "No you don't. And, don't say that".. Ok, maybe she does. I just couldn't think of anything better to say.![]()
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
If they insist (and dont get the hint with the tactics mentioned above) I look very VERY sad and pat his arm shaking my head saying "OMG...you have to PAY for that?? I wouldnt have thought that by looking at you...but I cant believe you cant get a girl who actually WANTS to have any kind of sex with you...thats so sad...you poor poor thing"..then I walk away looking over my shoulder and giving him a look that says I'm about to cry over how pathetic he is.
They usually dont ask again. Sometimes they call me back to get dances too to prove that they arent pathetic...hee hee
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"...It was part of a lecture about how I should save my money so I could get out of the biz one day. I finally told him, "Every day I work I shove a $20 bill up my pussy. There's thousands of dollars in there. I call it my Rainy Day Fund." - xoxoGracexoxo


I always giggle and say "Oh honey, I'm fucking priceless...In the real world, I wouldn't even fart in your general direction...so what makes you think I'd be sucking off pathetic losers like you in the VIP???"
I knew a girl who used to tell customers who said that..."I'll fuck you in VIP for 800 dollars" then she'd take them back there, get the money up front, turn around, say "YOU JUST GOT FUCKED!", and then leave. But I wouldn't recommend that because its technically prostitution even if you just say you'll do something, it doesn't matter if you intend to do it or not.
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