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    The bane of my existence is being licked by custies...and I've gotten sick of dousing myself in bitter apple (which doesn't work for me anyway--not sure why, and I'm really disappointed about that, but it doesn't have any effect at all.) And I've gotten even more sick of just sucking it up and not saying anything in the hopes that they'll keep buying. That really makes me want to vomit.

    So tonight, whenever a custy put his mouth on me, whether it was a full-on lick or a "tender, romantic" () kiss on my neck...instead of getting mad, I sat up and started laughing: "did you just lick me? what were you thinking?"

    Every single custy I did this to turned red and got this look on his face like his mother had just caught him masturbating. And then stammered "um, err...sorry" And 3 out of 6 offending lickers still bought 2 or 3 dances afterward, with no licking. Which I really didn't expect. I'm not sure why that worked, or if it was just my lucky night, but looks like I might have found something to put a pretty good stop to licking. yay.
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    its rare i dont catch the fuckers who try this before it happens, but ill keep that in mind.

    i had a guy take my hand the other night like he was going to kiss it and instead licked it. i gave him a filthy look and said loudly thats fucking sick! ugh....*shudder

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    its rare i dont catch the fuckers who try this before it happens...
    that would be ideal. But sadly, even after almost 3 years, my ninja skills still need work.

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    ^mine too...those dirty fuckers are quick! I guess I just don't get why any of these custies would think that this would be okay...I mean, I know that we are there semi (or in some cases completely) naked in front of these guys, and I also know that there ARE girls that allow this type of thing...BUT who in their right mind would just randomly LICK someone?
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    i am always watching....waiting.....and ready to sick a heel in a trachea at a seconds notice.

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    Yeah when they do that I laugh at them like OMG WHUT? YER SO SILLY!


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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    i had a guy take my hand the other night like he was going to kiss it and instead licked it. i gave him a filthy look and said loudly thats fucking sick! ugh....*shudder
    Did he try to do it all faux-romantic or was it just strangely silly. Personally if a guy took my hand and licked it, I would laugh my ass off and call it the funniest thing ever! Call me strange but i would totally be cool with that. Like...it's the back of my hand...no dammage dun. I'd just excuse myself, wash my hands, and resume the game.

    Daisa: I've been known to randomly lick people. I've also bitten a DJ, lol. Stick a finger in front of my face and I will try to bite it, Ghosh just didn't move fast enough. He actually gets abused a lot by me. He still has "Property Of The EMO BITCH" sharpied on one of his arms from last saturday, lol.
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    ^^ well that's totally different. you're a sexy emo girl, not a gross pervy custy. I doubt I'd mind an AmArticia licking.

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    Lol, I give you fair warning...my licks are usually slightly slobbery just to make them extra-fun! They're allso full-tongue and usually pretty good in length.

    And yes, I realise how many entendres there are to this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmArticia View Post
    Lol, I give you fair warning...my licks are usually slightly slobbery just to make them extra-fun! They're allso full-tongue and usually pretty good in length.
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    Here...take a long-distance one... *Licks across computer screen*
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    ^^ Now you've got drool all over my laptop screen. Not cool.











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    I stole this from a post ages ago from a chick on SW (I cant remember who). When they do it tell them that before work you let your boyfriend cum all over your tits and didn't shower Alternatively u could actually do this hehe.

    I warn them that no touching includes with the tongue.
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    ^^ Now you've got drool all over my laptop screen. Not cool.
    You were asking for it!

    I seem to get licked mostly on the neck...which I find a little strange. Do I have a sexy neck or something?! Besides, you'd think they'd avoid the region since my hair is always down and thus hides it mostly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    "Honey can you come all over my tits so men at the bar lick your sperm?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmArticia View Post

    I seem to get licked mostly on the neck...which I find a little strange. Do I have a sexy neck or something?! Besides, you'd think they'd avoid the region since my hair is always down and thus hides it mostly.

    ew, and the neck is the creepiest place. Like they're trying to be all romantic and....ew! I get shivers thinking about it.

    When I'm really not in the mood, I wear one of these:




    they can't lick it if it's covered in rhinestones and metal.

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    I tried dancing with a choker on once...NEVER AGAIN. I got sooooo fucking hot and was sweating as if I was in the middle of the Amazon rainforest. I eventually had to take the thing off.

    Personally, I think I'll take being licked over wearing that fucking choker again! I'll stick to my delicate little silver ohm pendant. That thing's never a problem except for when guys give me a neck/shoulder rub (I <3 anyone who will massage me) I'm always nervous cause the chain is EXTREMELY thin.
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    What I don't get is that I say up front "The rules say 'no licking', but I know you wouldn't do that anyway 'cos you just saw me rolling all over the stage *giggle*" and they agree and then a couple minutes later they're trying to lick me. Durrr!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    I stole this from a post ages ago from a chick on SW (I cant remember who). When they do it tell them that before work you let your boyfriend cum all over your tits and didn't shower Alternatively u could actually do this hehe.

    I warn them that no touching includes with the tongue.
    I won't even tell them unless they're being REAL douchebags, but I do often get in the mood like right before work, and my fiance DOES cum all over my tits, and I rub it ALL around and then towel off the excess.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Morgan_TX View Post
    I won't even tell them unless they're being REAL douchebags, but I do often get in the mood like right before work, and my fiance DOES cum all over my tits, and I rub it ALL around and then towel off the excess.



    "My fiance tastes pretty good, doesn't he?"
    "Huh?"
    "You just licked the same spot where he came about four hours ago. I was asking you if you thought his cum tasted good."
    <grossed-out look>
    <looking him straight in the eye> "Never lick a stripper. You don't know where she's been." <walk off>
    I heard that trick on SW and did it myself once. Or, had it done to me, I guess. But I can't be bothered to get cummed on before every shift, so if I get licked now I just say "NO!" loudly as if I'm scolding a dog. It works too.

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    Or combine the two. "NO BAD LICKER. GAWD You don't know where I've BEEN!"


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    *Thinks*

    Well, I have found that cum makes my skin incredibly soft, which for me is about the only up side of getting cummed upon...

    But I have too much of a laugh when I get licked to change things.
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    oh thats too funny, MOrgan TX, ill have to try that
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    Seriously. Don't these jackasses realize that we tend to get licked in the same spot like 36287429030527 in one night???

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