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    My former partner kept a list of words in her locker that made her smile. They were all so stripperific, I thought it would be fun to start a stripper dictionary, of sorts. Here's a few to start with...

    Fabulosity: what you experience in the presence of the fabulous, ie, "Diablo Cody is so awesome. I wish I could just bask in her fabulosity!"

    Glitterization: being coated in glitter, ie, "Don't put that on; it'll hurt your tips. Don't you know guys are afraid of glitterization?"

    Rhinestonery: An immense display of rhinestones, ie, "I can barely stand to look at Dolly in all of her rhinestonery!"

    Custard: A customer who is also a bastard, ie, "My show was amazing! I can't believe that custard just sat there!"

    Enough money: the mythical amount that a dancer wants to make to retire/go back to school/ start her own business/ etc.

    Stereo-stripical: That girl with the hungry kid (or kids) at home, boyfriend in jail, coke on her nose, and a weird rash on her junk, ie, "That bitch is making us look bad. She acts so stereo-stripical!"

    Yeah, I know, my sentense structure is lame. Gimme a break, I'm used to acting like a dumb blonde for a living

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    Default Re: Striptionary

    Stripster: obvs. a stripping hipster.

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    Default Re: Striptionary

    ^
    *Hides in shame* Technically I'm just a scenester though...but the "ster" part is still there. I never tried to be a scenester...it was just kind of conferred upon me, lol.
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    Default Re: Striptionary

    Glitterization: being coated in glitter, ie, "Don't put that on; it'll hurt your tips. Don't you know guys are afraid of glitterization?"
    love it!!!!!!!!!!

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    Before I get ready for work I'll say I have to go get 'stripperfied'.

    I refer to my make up, body spray, eyelashes, etc, as the 'ingedients of Gabrielle'.

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    These are GREAT! Love it! I'll try to think of more to add.


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    I like this thread. I thought of one while I was in the shower-
    "the magic stripper amount"=making a thousand dollars. As in, whisper to your friend so no one hears you bragging "girl, I'm so happy, I made the magic stripper amount tonight!!"

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    Default Re: Striptionary

    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    Stripster: obvs. a stripping hipster.
    This one is my personal favorite! I'm now a fan of "custard" too.
    "SS=stripper shit, in the same spectrum as CS=customer shit, which is within the spectrum of SaS=sales shit, which is all contained in the universe of BS=bullshit." -- Jay Zeno (mod)

    "Show me a hot chick and I'll show you someone who's tired of fucking her."






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    stripster is amazing....

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