My former partner kept a list of words in her locker that made her smile. They were all so stripperific, I thought it would be fun to start a stripper dictionary, of sorts. Here's a few to start with...
Fabulosity: what you experience in the presence of the fabulous, ie, "Diablo Cody is so awesome. I wish I could just bask in her fabulosity!"
Glitterization: being coated in glitter, ie, "Don't put that on; it'll hurt your tips. Don't you know guys are afraid of glitterization?"
Rhinestonery: An immense display of rhinestones, ie, "I can barely stand to look at Dolly in all of her rhinestonery!"
Custard: A customer who is also a bastard, ie, "My show was amazing! I can't believe that custard just sat there!"
Enough money: the mythical amount that a dancer wants to make to retire/go back to school/ start her own business/ etc.
Stereo-stripical: That girl with the hungry kid (or kids) at home, boyfriend in jail, coke on her nose, and a weird rash on her junk, ie, "That bitch is making us look bad. She acts so stereo-stripical!"
Yeah, I know, my sentense structure is lame. Gimme a break, I'm used to acting like a dumb blonde for a living![]()



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