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    Default whats the dumbest thing you've said/done while drunk?

    in between biting my girlfriends boobs in public, and falling over in baskin robbins it occured to me that you ladies have prob done some equally/crazier shit while being under the influence. i would love to hear!
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    I've danced on a bar (def. not my style, I'm pretty reserved,lol) and kissed a bunch of girls at clubs. My husband doesn't mind girls Actually, I'm starting to see I'm kinda lame when it comes to drunkin antics

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    Oh gosh...

    1.) I walk around acting like I'm 6 ft. Basically, I push people out of my way. Confront people. Keep I'm mind... I'm only 4ft 9in...

    2.) Cry, cry, and cry some more.... Or I'm screaming when I think I'm whispering.

    3.) Get really bold and confront people. Like when I screamed at the exboyfriend... For finding out he was cheating on me with my friend. And I let EVERYONE in the diner know how much of a conceided (for no reason) asshole he was with the smallest PENIS I've ever had!!!! (I still think he deserved it...)

    LMAO.... Yes, I'm pretty bad.

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    Oh wow... that's a long list!

    I got incredibly wasted at my housewarming party and made out with everything that moved while my husband was passed out in front of a South Park DVD (luckily he wasn't mad).

    I have kissed so many gross guys that I never would have touched sober. Luckily I never slept with any of them.

    I slammed 3 long island iced teas at a bar when I was 21. Some old guy was flirting with me and I repeatedly called him "old balls." The good news, though, is a year later, when I started dancing, he came into the club and bought a ton of dances from me... he didn't remember me. That night I also was quoted as saying, "Hey lady- the 80's called- they want that hairstyle back!" and apparently took my shirt off on the walk home because I was hot. Oh, and I passed out in a pile of newspapers. And people wonder why I smoke weed now instead of drinking.

    I used to pick fights with my husband over nothing when I was too wasted to have sex. I said some pretty hurtful things. Nice, huh?

    I saw my old best friend/a former love interest last weekend and told him WAY too much about my personal life and all my secrets. Oops. I also pointed out that his wife gained 40 pounds in the 2 years they were married (they are getting a divorce). MEAN. I was just trying to make him feel better.. .and it was true... but who does that?

    I have said and done so many stupid things while drunk.... alcohol sucks.

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    Cheated on my SO numerous times, drunk-dialed way too much, hit on old people/bosses/gross people, got sexually assaulted, fell out of a moving car, started many fights and attempted suicide 3 times. YAY BOOZE!

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    Unfortunately when I drink I'm an open book. I think that's why no one tells me secrets! I feel like I can confide in anyone when I drink. And if I get mad while I drink I've been known to kick the hit out of things, punch things, scream and cry. And that's all while at work

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    Burnt a friends furniture (on a fire outside).
    Im sure theres more but I dont remember.

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    Theres too many things;
    Snuggled in a corner while some random guy was sucking my nipples(im still ashamed of that)
    Had sex with the dj at a nightclub i worked at, actually come to think of it ive had sex wih 3 djs who worked there, and a bouncer....and a assistant manager(thought that was different)
    Pole moves on crappy bar poles
    ive done the crying thing a few times
    had a shot of sambuca and threw it back up straight away
    on a hen night i was puking as i made my way to the ladies

    Thats all i can think of now, i knew theres a reason i dont drink so much lol
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    Oh and fed a mate a spoon full of his own vomit. Not that dumb, but funny!
    He swallowed too :-D

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    So much dumb shit that I had to stop for good almost six years ago.

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    One time I was crying and throwing a fit in the DR because I had ONLY made $500 (it was like 2am, still open another 4 hours) uhm, yea. Called my husband telling him I HATE him and he needs to make more money. For a while the girls were like - you gonna throw a tantrum tonite too? I havent hung in the DR since.

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    I threw up on a bunny. It was a "wrong place at the wrong time" situation. For the bunny, I mean.
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    The dumbest thing I have ever done while drunk was drive around downtown Pittsburgh in some very dangerous areas just driving aimlessly, smoking a joint with my best friend. I would pull over to puke then keep driving. I was driving with one eye shut and my head tilted because I was seeing 4 lanes when there was only 2. At one point I was driving through someones yard but I didnt realize it. I had a big jeep so I didnt know I wasnt on road anymore until I went over a curb. That was by far the dumbest thing I have ever done while drunk. I am a big advocate of never ever driving drunk and I regret doing that.

    Another dumb thing was when I went home with soem dude and had unprotected sex with him. I remember saying half way through pull out, I;m not on birth control. And he said, I already came. twice. I couldnt find the morning after pill and spent the longest 2 weeks to of my life praying the test would be negative. I got lucky, again.

    When I'm drunk, I am reckless and think I'm invincible. My boyfriend will not allow me to get that drunk anymore unless he's around to watch over me. He insists I need babysat and I always insist I can take care of myself, I am a big girl. But every time, he ends up carrying me into bed and undressing me cause I cant walk. I guess I'm a binge drinker. I dont drink very often, but when I do, I dont know when to stop. I keep going until I cant walk or function.

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    Drove home.

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    Realized the neighbors had a trampoline (or tramampoline when drunk) in their front yard

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    Ummmmm...

    I do a 180 when I'm drunk. I'm usually very shy, aloof, and quiet, but get me some alcohol and all of a sudden I'm giggling uncontrolably, appologising my ass off for everything I've ever done, good or bad, and flinging myself at random guys. Essentially, alcohol takes me from "girl who takes her clothes off on stage" to "full-blown stripper." I'm FAR more effective when drunk.

    I just don't drink that much when I do. I'll do a shot or two fairly often, but for actual chemical inebriation to take place, I'm not exactly a cheap date. Two of the top five most drunk moments I have occured at work.

    If you want an accurate description of me drunk, go talk to Steve. He witnessed both my drunken stripper days.
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    ^ Who is this "Steve" you keep talking about?

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    Oh god i know mine its terriable it was a looooong time ago. went to a bar and met up with someonne i didnt' know very well at the time (luckily he was a good person) I got real drunk and kept reapting his first and last over and over and telling i was in was fallin in love with him. There is more to that but it is to embarssing to get into lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    I threw up on a bunny. It was a "wrong place at the wrong time" situation. For the bunny, I mean.


    As for my drunken retardations, I have too many to count, unfortunately.
    I would have to say one of the worst was screaming outside my house "Crack for sale! Crack for sale!" I have no idea why, I didn't have crack (LOL), I swear! I was just making fun of the situation since I live in a bad nieghborhood where crackheads really do walk by late night, every so often making a shitload of noise. Well, one I guess believed it and heard it (I didn't think anyone did) and came up to the door an hour later. It was like, 4am. So I acted like a drunken crazy bitch and scared him off. At least no one's been back since, and that happened a few months ago. Fucking Jack Daniels. He and I are no longer friends.
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    I accused a big meathead of eating babies because he was wearing a Nike shirt . I was 19, heheh. I've done a few other dumb things, but that was probably the worst.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilyLove View Post
    ^ Who is this "Steve" you keep talking about?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zxcire View Post
    Cheated on my SO numerous times, drunk-dialed way too much, hit on old people/bosses/gross people, got sexually assaulted, fell out of a moving car, started many fights and attempted suicide 3 times. YAY BOOZE!
    I second all of the above for my own list of stupid shit done while drunk.
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    I guess my memory is pretty bad, I seem to get horrible butterfingers and drop whatever glass I am holding and it breaks on the floor. Happens all the time
    after I get drunk.

    One night I went to a house party found a bottle of Jagermeister,Southern Comfort
    and Peppermint Schnapps in an ice chest. Took giant swiggs out of all three bottle a few times
    in a "suicide" type fashion.
    Was walking funny, my friend took me home and I passed out in the bathtub.
    Started puking so many times my throat was burning terribly. I think I was in the bathtub
    for about ten hours.

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    Recently I've been crying alot and accusing everyone that I know of never loving me and not giving a shit about me. I don't know why I do this as I know its not true, because of this I've curbed my drinking ALOT recently.

    Probably the dumbest thing I've ever done was cheat on my ex bf with my current bf. We were in a club, wasted on sambuca, (never a good idea,) and we ended up making out and nearly having sex right there outside the club with a big bunch of guys round us cheering us on. (I don't remember any of this, my friend and current bfs sister filled me in later, she luckily pulled us out of the crowd before we performed a live sex show in the street.) We then went back to his sisters house and had sex in her kitchen, in the process breaking nearly every dish, glass and cup she owned. She was not impressed.
    A few weeks later I was drunk a again half walking, half being carried home by the bf and tried to have sex with him in the street, again I can't remember. I was all, "Come ooon, noones gonna see us!" We were on a main road in the middle of town, everyone would have seen. I obviously had selestive drunken blindness.
    Since those days I ain't drinking so much.



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    once i swam the whole width of a canal and back where it was known to be home to bullsharks which are very aggressive. it was like a kilometer each way. not one of my smartest moments

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