Yep, I danced for a blind man. Funny thing is, I didn't even KNOW until we were on the 4th or 5th song. He was so self-sufficient from the time I approached him to the time we sat down in VIP, I had no reason to believe he was handicapped. I just thought he was REALLY social-phobic or on drugs or something. He wouldn't look me in the face and trying to make conversation was like talking to a brick wall. I didn't know what to make of the guy so just danced and kept the mood light, hoping he'd be tapped out soon and the awkwardness would end.

At one point I was doing a move standing on the bench with my cooch in front of his face. He asked if he was allowed to touch there (maybe only the third sentence he'd spoken to me in 15 minutes) and I said, "No but you can take a good look." He laughed out loud at that and then it dawned on me that homeboy couldn't see ANYTHING. I felt like such an ass! I asked him if he was completely blind or just couldn't see that well because he sure fooled me. He said he was completely blind. Once that cat was out of the bag though, he started talking to me like a normal person and expressing his woes about living alone and not having a woman.

The whole thing was pretty weird. After that I had to alter my dance quite a bit for the occasion, as you can imagine. By the end of the session, he had spent nearly $400 on me. Who would have thought?