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    hahaha..ok, so this may not be as funny to the dancers cause you probably here it all the time..but this NEVER happens to me!

    so i'm at home depot today getting some linonolieum, a new bathroom sink and some wood and such for my new studio.

    i'm loading it all in my van, and this little mexican guy comes up to his car right next to mine.

    here's the convo... keep in mind i look awful! i've been drilling and unscrewing screws out of slat walls for the last few hours...

    oh, add in a REALLY thick spanish accent..


    him: "busy today:
    me: yup

    10 second silence

    him: what are you doing:
    me: i'm just redoing a bathroom and building stuff

    10 second silence


    him: you do all by yourself?
    me: yup

    10 second silence

    and with a shit eatin grin on his face...
    him: i wish i had woman like you
    me: oh yeah? haha (insert akward laugh)

    10 second silence

    bigger shit eatin grin on his face....

    him: alskjdflkjasflkjboy
    me: huh?

    him: laksjdflksjaf asboy
    me: do what?

    i go in a little closer so i can read his lips

    him: i am a very naughty boy
    me: OH! yeah?! hehehehe (insert super akward OMG he did not just say that laugh)

    I am DYING laughing inside at this point

    the he rushes over picks up my sink and puts it in my van

    i say "oh thank you!"

    he says "no problem!"

    then he rushes to grab my huge cart trilley thing and says

    "i get this!"

    i'm like, oh, ok then, thanks



    omg, i jumped in my van hoping he would get my phone number off of the back of my van (my biz info is on there) i know he didn't see this before the convo, so I don't think the pole thing had anything to do with it.

    i was crying i was laughing so hard!

    so there's my funny for the day!





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    hahahahahahahahahahaahhahaah!!!

    that is priceless, he loves you!!! you are every mans dream!! lol

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    haha thanks for the laugh. I wonder if my home depot has naughty mexicans



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    I had a latino the other day at the supermarket look where I was looking, lip gloss isle! and he was really in to looking and kept smiling at me and I was like "oh or the love of" then I said "are you lost?" he said "oh hola mami I'm looking for the you know for nails" I said "that is the next isle over" he said "oh gracias mami" I was like yeah.

    Then he said "so mami you?" all I did was show him my wedding ring and he put his hands up and said "oh I'm too late then" hahahaha!

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    Oh man that's so funny. Why when we look like crap do they come out of the woodwork?! I get the eye at fast food joints.

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    A lot of hispanic people hang out around home improvement stores looking for work. I've lived in different parts of the country and it has always been like this. He might've been hitting on you, but in reality, he was probably looking for a tip.

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    "He's not the Messiah!! he's a very naughty boy.....now PISS OFF!!!"

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    That's hilarious!

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    That's really crazy. I would have been scared. I get really uncomfortable when strangers approach me in public especially like that. I hope you keep some mace or something on you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghostinpa View Post
    That's really crazy. I would have been scared. I get really uncomfortable when strangers approach me in public especially like that. I hope you keep some mace or something on you!

    haha, i could've taken him! he was a little guy





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    Quote Originally Posted by High_Heel_Lover View Post
    I had a latino the other day at the supermarket look where I was looking, lip gloss isle! and he was really in to looking and kept smiling at me and I was like "oh or the love of" then I said "are you lost?" he said "oh hola mami I'm looking for the you know for nails" I said "that is the next isle over" he said "oh gracias mami" I was like yeah.
    I had a random guy come up to me last week in Target and ask me if I needed any help when I was comparing lipstick colors. He didn't even work there. I wonder if guys think that its a good place to meet women or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmazingKat View Post
    I had a random guy come up to me last week in Target and ask me if I needed any help when I was comparing lipstick colors. He didn't even work there. I wonder if guys think that its a good place to meet women or something?
    Who knows lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassysummer View Post

    him: i am a very naughty boy
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    lmao nice!
    I love it!

    Love it!

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    hahahahhaa!! I so heard his accent in my head too.

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