hahaha..ok, so this may not be as funny to the dancers cause you probably here it all the time..but this NEVER happens to me!
so i'm at home depot today getting some linonolieum, a new bathroom sink and some wood and such for my new studio.
i'm loading it all in my van, and this little mexican guy comes up to his car right next to mine.
here's the convo... keep in mind i look awful! i've been drilling and unscrewing screws out of slat walls for the last few hours...
oh, add in a REALLY thick spanish accent..
him: "busy today:
me: yup
10 second silence
him: what are you doing:
me: i'm just redoing a bathroom and building stuff
10 second silence
him: you do all by yourself?
me: yup
10 second silence
and with a shit eatin grin on his face...
him: i wish i had woman like you
me: oh yeah? haha (insert akward laugh)
10 second silence
bigger shit eatin grin on his face....
him: alskjdflkjasflkjboy
me: huh?
him: laksjdflksjaf asboy
me: do what?
i go in a little closer so i can read his lips
him: i am a very naughty boy
me: OH! yeah?! hehehehe (insert super akward OMG he did not just say that laugh)
I am DYING laughing inside at this point
the he rushes over picks up my sink and puts it in my van
i say "oh thank you!"
he says "no problem!"
then he rushes to grab my huge cart trilley thing and says
"i get this!"
i'm like, oh, ok then, thanks
omg, i jumped in my van hoping he would get my phone number off of the back of my van (my biz info is on there) i know he didn't see this before the convo, so I don't think the pole thing had anything to do with it.
i was crying i was laughing so hard!
so there's my funny for the day!![]()



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That's hilarious!


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