and a girl who is the anthithesis of what I like in stripper-ness decides to sit down by me and try to chat me up.
OK fine....strippers gotta make money....
but then she starts playing with her acrylic fingernail. It appears that she's broken it.
Again, fine...broken fingernails happen.
BUT THEN...she starts biting it...and tearing it off with her teeth...and spitting it into her hand..and she keeps doing this...dumping the little bits of broken acrylic nail in to the ashtray on the table.
THEN SHE LIGHTLY SCRATCHES ME WITH THE NAIL STUMP.
Like..."see how rough it is?"
Gah....finally I said "Why don't you go find a nail file and fix that somewhere else."
What the fuck?



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And she was a stump-rubber...
Weird.

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