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    Default So I'm at a strip club yesterday....

    and a girl who is the anthithesis of what I like in stripper-ness decides to sit down by me and try to chat me up.

    OK fine....strippers gotta make money....

    but then she starts playing with her acrylic fingernail. It appears that she's broken it.

    Again, fine...broken fingernails happen.

    BUT THEN...she starts biting it...and tearing it off with her teeth...and spitting it into her hand..and she keeps doing this...dumping the little bits of broken acrylic nail in to the ashtray on the table.

    THEN SHE LIGHTLY SCRATCHES ME WITH THE NAIL STUMP.

    Like..."see how rough it is?"

    Gah....finally I said "Why don't you go find a nail file and fix that somewhere else."

    What the fuck?

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    Default Re: So I'm at a strip club yesterday....

    The nail munching cock-blocker.
    Hmmm...Your solution was a little too confrontational for me. I might have preferred to just say "Look at that!" pointing off in some distant corner of the club....then when she looks, just sneak away. haha.

    But seriously, I look at those situations as a challenge. How can I convey the message that it would be better for both of us if she were to move on? And do it without hurting her feelings or mine...
    I find if you go at the problem with this as your foundation, you rarely say the wrong thing.

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    I didn't give a shit about hurting her feelings....hell, she shouldn't be a stripper anyway, she was butt-ass ugly. I was just astounded at the action. It was almost like I was watching a train wreck...didn't want to look but couldn't tear my eyes away.

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    Wow. Classy. She must've just come to work from the trailer park, eh?

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    Over a bitten nail? I mean you say "stump" like she is rubbing you with a severed limb.

    I don't bite acrylics because I can't. But many customers have (unfortunately) seen me bite my nails and cuticles. I've had repeat customers swat my hands away from my mouth and tell me to stop.
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    Default Re: So I'm at a strip club yesterday....

    And you didn't jump all over that because...?

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    Which leads you to kick them with your stripper shoes, knocking them to the floor where you jam the heel into their throat and yell "Eat me patriarchal swine"?

    I'd pay a dollar to see that happen. I'd even makre it Canadian.

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    I love to rip my $5 fake nails off with my teeth and spit them into the ashtray, myself. Actually I have seen it done. But to touch you with them afterwards is a bit unsanitary.

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    Default Re: So I'm at a strip club yesterday....

    Not a big fan of fidgety dancers in general. Nail biters, nose snifflers, gum snappers (not chewers, snappers!) chain smokers, silly gigglers, etc etc all annoy the heck out of me...

    Do I think about it much? Gee, not until now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    but then she starts playing with her acrylic fingernail. It appears that she's broken it.

    Again, fine...broken fingernails happen.

    BUT THEN...she starts biting it...and tearing it off with her teeth...and spitting it into her hand..and she keeps doing this...dumping the little bits of broken acrylic nail in to the ashtray on the table.
    Wow, that sounds like a local dancer I know. Wouldn't call her ugly, but then again, I haven't seen her in a couple months and she is an on-again off-again cracky. Red head with small tits?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    What the fuck?
    <shrug> well, it's not like these girls attended the finest of finishing schools. anyway, i'll give it a 1 on the double-take scale. (1 = a sore neck and 10 = "The Exorcist" 360 degree rotation)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    I didn't give a shit about hurting her feelings....hell, she shouldn't be a stripper anyway, she was butt-ass ugly. I was just astounded at the action. It was almost like I was watching a train wreck...didn't want to look but couldn't tear my eyes away.
    OK I re-read this post and I feel a little bad now...I did care about hurting her feelings...but only to a point. Once she scratched me with her ragged claw, all bets were off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snappa View Post
    Wow, that sounds like a local dancer I know. Wouldn't call her ugly, but then again, I haven't seen her in a couple months and she is an on-again off-again cracky. Red head with small tits?
    No, she was black/puerto-rican with medium sized tits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Over a bitten nail? I mean you say "stump" like she is rubbing you with a severed limb.

    I don't bite acrylics because I can't. But many customers have (unfortunately) seen me bite my nails and cuticles. I've had repeat customers swat my hands away from my mouth and tell me to stop.
    I think you miss the point...it was gross. She isn't a nail biter, at least to my knowledge (her nails were nicely done). She just had a broken nail and then once she realized it, she began gnawing at it like it was a chicken wing. That was bad enough, but then she began spitting the pieces out in her hand and dumping them in the ashtray. Finally, to demonstrate to me how ragged the stump of her nail was, she reached over and lightly drew it across my arm.

    And then asked me if I wanted a dance...lol...seductive.

    Hey, I know broken nails happen, but come on...go file chew that sucker off elsewhere...I didn't come to the SC to watch a girl chew her half-broken fingernail off.

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    These are girls that I notice in the club but almost immediately tune-out, lest they intrude on my purpose.
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    People sure treat saliva differently when the saliva is on someone's nails versus their lips.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Default Re: So I'm at a strip club yesterday....

    sounds like a club i went to as a custi last night. girls dancing in knee braces, other girls with hairy legs, and one with meth mouth. sometimes i like to go to the dives and remind myself why i work where i do lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    People sure treat saliva differently when the saliva is on someone's nails versus their lips.
    Maybe I didn't explain myself well...

    it was the action of her gnawing on her nail that was gross. One doesn't usually go to a strip club to watch a girl gnaw her nail off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    And you didn't jump all over that because...?
    Because biting your nails is disgusting. I mean, I don't think it pollutes me generally as a person, but I don't really feel the need to defend it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Maybe I didn't explain myself well...

    it was the action of her gnawing on her nail that was gross. One doesn't usually go to a strip club to watch a girl gnaw her nail off.
    Well Hey. I do it all the time - I even chew my cuticles - and I'm still adorable.* So there. (I think I've made my point).

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    Sorry Jenny, my post was in response to Hyde's original post. I should have been more clear where my sarcasm was directed at.
    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    sounds like a club i went to as a custi last night. girls dancing in knee braces, other girls with hairy legs, and one with meth mouth. sometimes i like to go to the dives and remind myself why i work where i do lol.
    Are we talking tensor bandages or functional knee braces? In any case, unless she was going for the gimp theme, what the hell?

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    When a dancer is sitting with me and I want her to leave and she won't, I get up and go to the restroom. I take my drink, and say, "Don't bother to wait for me, I may be a while." When I come out, I forget where my table is and find one on the other side of the club. If she follows me to my new table, I give up and leave. The evening is lost anyway.

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    ^^^ WOW, Utah Mike, that sucks! You can't let that ruin your night. If you ignore her and do not look at her at all, doesn't she get the point?
    Or why can't you say you are waiting for a specific person? Or just say that you're not ready for any dances?
    Some guys say (when they don't want me - those tasteless bums, lol), "I don't want to hold you up from making your money. Go and make some money!" I get the point really quickly. But I would NEVER follow a guy around! If he wanted me, he'd stay around me. Duh.

    Let these girls know, in obvious but sensitive ways, that they should move on!

    What did she do in response to your statement about the nail file, Hyde? Did she get the point?
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    Why not just talk about something that the girl finds repulsive so she leaves on her own? Its not very hard.

    Like you could start with 2 girls 1 cup in detail, and then if shes still there, maybe rant about how broke you are and how much you hate your ex girlfriend.

    There are fun and creative ways to get rid of people!

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    Gee, I can't believe you turned her down. She obviously had an oral fixation... And she was a stump-rubber...

    Seriously though, I think acrylics are really hard to bite through. Weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Julie, Julie View Post
    Let these girls know, in obvious but sensitive ways, that they should move on!
    Well, if they're dense enough not to get it after several non-verbal cues, I don't think a customer has to be particularly sensitive. I mean, I'd recommend stopping short of "eff off whore" for self-preservation reasons but some of the more obnoxious and clueless girls practically have to hear that before they'll stop stalking the target.

    -Ev

    P.S. I admit to having a compulsion with my nails that doesn't include biting but does include twisting my fingers, pressing them against other fingers and generally fidgeting with them, making it more likely to tear one. This is triggered only when they're longer, so if I don't keep them relatively short, this becomes problematic no matter how much concious effort I put into stopping myself from doing it. Makes me wonder if there's perhaps some primal urge at work with odd nail-related behavior.

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