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    The Washcloth



    I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable.

    I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes , hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
    I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

    After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied,'No, I need the one ---that was here by the sink,--- it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

    Never going back to that doctor. Ever.



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    lol! that is so funny!!!!!!

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    haha is that a true story?
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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    How funny is that! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by phillyvixen View Post
    ...the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'
    Quote Originally Posted by phillyvixen View Post
    ...my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'
    Quote Originally Posted by phillyvixen View Post
    ...'...I need the one ---that was here by the sink,--- it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'
    Quote Originally Posted by phillyvixen View Post
    Never going back to that doctor. Ever.
    Why not? Just because your kitty looked like a...

    *SuperstaR!!!*

    LoL. Can't believe I still haven't seen that movie.


    So funny and too cute phillyvixen. Hypothetically, that's a good story to share with your daughter on her first gyn appointment. When she says she's scared and embarrassed, you could say, "Embarrassed? When you left glitter in that washcloth you practically bedazzled my vagina- Now THAT was embarrassing;"
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    Default Re: A little laugh for the ladies

    FYI yall, that was *not* a true story since we all know PV's daughter is not even 3 months old.

    But what a great story!

    Love it!

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    Lol that is a cute story!

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    Oh sorry
    I'm not sure if it is true or not
    It definitely didn't happen to me
    I should have clarified that
    I just thought it was funny



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    that is fucking funny.

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    OT but, along the same lines. My son STRANGER DANGERED me the other day. I am definatly a baby mauler. Our computer is in our dining room (open floor plan) I am on the love seat. He is on the computer, I peek my face over and say in a low voice "hey you, hey you in the blue shirt' he is still on webkinz, but hears me. He starts licking his lips and puckering (only like a 6 year old can)

    I state " hey you, want some candy?" *still pukering and smileing, but not looking at me* I crawl over and start my kissing and mauling. All of a sudden he turns his head and yells STRANGER DANGER!!!!

    **Danm, I did offer him Candy**

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