I just want to do the opposite of rant here for a second and talk about the fun I had last night giving lapdance lessons at a bachelorette party.
I got recruited for this a few weeks ago by a woman who was at the club with her husband and happened to be hosting this party. I've taught yoga and taken quite a few dances classes, and I figured between all of that I could pull something together. I did have some nerves about it, because for some reason women are socially scarier to me than men.
The party was in a hotel room downtown, and the "class" ended up being pretty unstructured, with people wandering off to drink vodka on the bed and play with the obligatory penis-shaped straws and condom-jewelry. We basically did a little bit of hip-stretching and some sexy swaying back and forth and how to do the runway walk in high heels.
This is about all I know how to do, anyway. I'm not really much of a stage dancer compared to most girls at my club, but I've learned how to slink around and make eyes at people to compensate. I get complimented a lot on my walk, and the way I move, so that's what I tried to teach.
I originally told the hostess $150 for 1.5 hours, which might be a little low, but it was my first class and I wanted to see if I could pull it off. We ran a little over-time, which I told the hostess was cool, because I was having fun. But she paid me $200 anyway, and then almost all the guests tipped me extra, and I ended up making about what I would make on a slow/average night at the club.
They insisted I go out with them afterwards, paid my cover to a reeeeally nice nightclub, and bought me so many drinks I had to start turning them down. It was so cute to see them all practicing walking around sexy and swiveling their hips. I felt kinda like a mama duck with a little train of baby ducks.
Anyway, I just wanted to share my cool evening. A few of the older ladies asked about private lessons, too...I'm pretty excited. I've been looking for another source of income so I could cut down on my time at the club. Yay!!



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