I was walkign out of the grocery store today and there were 2 guys walkign out behind me. Allt he sudden I heard one of the guys say to my back
" I would love to slip it in your butt"
![]()
I just kept walking...
I was walkign out of the grocery store today and there were 2 guys walkign out behind me. Allt he sudden I heard one of the guys say to my back
" I would love to slip it in your butt"
![]()
I just kept walking...





classy. I bet if he used it a hundred times he'd score once....but get slapped 10 times. He got lucky with you not rippin' him a new one.
LOL
I don't know if it's the most fucked up... but it'd be really fucked up if that shit ever worked!
How do you know it wasn't one guy saying it to the other guy? Why does it have to be all about you?
LOL...
If he said that in an office workplace, it would've been sexual harassment. All men have the tendencies to be disrespectful pieces of shit. I would've maced him.





^^^ahahaha....Azn.
Bob: good point. hehe




At least he's creative.
as damp as a cellar. . . all mildewy I'm as damp as a cellar. . . all mildewy
I don't see why that wouldn't work! Guys are odd..
ohhh k.
*coyly scratches that off his list*
People are not ruled by their memories.
gotta love pick up lines..
azn: just like all women have tendecies to be bitchy or a pain in the ass? just saying...
and if you used what elusive said, that would have been classic...pretty much a guarantee that they wouldn't have had a response..
PABLO SPEAKS THE TRUTH...![]()
Oh wow ! What a fucking douchebag ! How about saying to him, "Just because you like it in the ass doesn't mean I do. "
Feel the fear and do it anyway.
I would have replied with "It's nice to want things" (c) Tampadancer.
People are not ruled by their memories.
what a douche!! ha ha i hate it when someone says something THAT stoopid: becasue more often than not it throws me, because i cant beleive they just did/said that. and then i spend the rest of the day coming up with amazing, witty come backs...i need a hobby lol
I would have just laughed and laughed. And walked away shaking my head and laughing some more. That tickles my funnybone.





^Absolutely true. And it would not have offended me at all so they wouldn't have gotten any outrage or embarrassment out of me. Just a good old-fashioned mocking laugh.
Oh that's fucked up....what a fucking asshole.
That's the situation in which total bitch mode is wholly appropriate. Comeback line?
"It looks to me like you two have slipping things into butts covered without a girl."




I used to love it when my ex said that same line to me in bed, lol.
On the street - I've always wondered just how often those lines actually work.




I would be annoyed too but that made me LOL. Some people just have no fuckin game man.
Bookmarks