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    I was walkign out of the grocery store today and there were 2 guys walkign out behind me. Allt he sudden I heard one of the guys say to my back
    " I would love to slip it in your butt"


    I just kept walking...

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    Default Re: Most fucked up pick up line ever

    classy. I bet if he used it a hundred times he'd score once....but get slapped 10 times. He got lucky with you not rippin' him a new one.

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    Default Re: Most fucked up pick up line ever

    LOL

    I don't know if it's the most fucked up... but it'd be really fucked up if that shit ever worked!

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    Default Re: Most fucked up pick up line ever

    How do you know it wasn't one guy saying it to the other guy? Why does it have to be all about you?

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    LOL...

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    If he said that in an office workplace, it would've been sexual harassment. All men have the tendencies to be disrespectful pieces of shit. I would've maced him.

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    ^^^ahahaha....Azn.

    Bob: good point. hehe

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    At least he's creative.
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    I don't see why that wouldn't work! Guys are odd..

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    ohhh k.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    If he said that in an office workplace, it would've been sexual harassment. All men have the tendencies to be disrespectful pieces of shit. I would've maced him.
    It is anyway.


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    *coyly scratches that off his list*
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: Most fucked up pick up line ever

    gotta love pick up lines..


    azn: just like all women have tendecies to be bitchy or a pain in the ass? just saying...


    and if you used what elusive said, that would have been classic...pretty much a guarantee that they wouldn't have had a response..
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    Oh wow ! What a fucking douchebag ! How about saying to him, "Just because you like it in the ass doesn't mean I do. "
    Feel the fear and do it anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by youngBUTbanking View Post
    azn: just like all women have tendecies to be bitchy or a pain in the ass? just saying...

    Men will be disrespectful pieces of shit whether us women give them a reason to or not. But seeing as you are from south Fl as well, there's really no hope.

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    I would have replied with "It's nice to want things" (c) Tampadancer.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    Men will be disrespectful pieces of shit whether us women give them a reason to or not. But seeing as you are from south Fl as well, there's really no hope.
    lol alrighty ...cant help but shake my head at half of your posts..
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    what a douche!! ha ha i hate it when someone says something THAT stoopid: becasue more often than not it throws me, because i cant beleive they just did/said that. and then i spend the rest of the day coming up with amazing, witty come backs...i need a hobby lol

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    I would have just laughed and laughed. And walked away shaking my head and laughing some more. That tickles my funnybone.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    I would have just laughed and laughed. And walked away shaking my head and laughing some more. That tickles my funnybone.
    Laughing at (not with) douchebags is one of the best ways to throw THEM off. Those sort of men take themselves very seriously and can't stand a woman laughing in their faces.

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    ^Absolutely true. And it would not have offended me at all so they wouldn't have gotten any outrage or embarrassment out of me. Just a good old-fashioned mocking laugh.


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    Oh that's fucked up....what a fucking asshole.

    That's the situation in which total bitch mode is wholly appropriate. Comeback line?

    "It looks to me like you two have slipping things into butts covered without a girl."

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    I used to love it when my ex said that same line to me in bed, lol.

    On the street - I've always wondered just how often those lines actually work.

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    How charming. I can't believe you didn't bend right over.
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    I would be annoyed too but that made me LOL. Some people just have no fuckin game man.

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