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    goldengrl69
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    Default I almost fainted

    Soooo, yesterday I was picking up my son from his private schools after school program. He's been excited all week that the director was letting him teach a small group of kids some of his karate moves.

    When I show up, the director (who I have a crush on that I will never fulfill) would not look at me directly. He always chats me up when I pick up my son.

    I THEN KNEW WHY. The children wear uniforms.My son always wears a t-shirt under his so that he remove the uniform shirt after school.

    WHY was he wearing one of my CLUB PROMO SHIRTS! On the front it listed the name of the club.On the back it says" Support your stripper. She loves giving lapdances with great tips!

    That was Friday. My son never read the shirt. But I KNOW everyone else did! Cant wait for Monday

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    Default Re: I almost fainted

    D'OH! >_<

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    Default Re: I almost fainted

    Just make like nothing happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoopy View Post
    D'OH! >_<
    Your response made no sense.

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    Nooooo! You must have been blushing from ear to ear!



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    Default Re: I almost fainted

    Well there are lots of people who get their hands on those shirts who are not strippers so it shouldnt make you feel that this man jumps to conclusions

    I mean it could be your sons father , your brother etc etc

    You could be a waitress , bartender ....dating the DJ etc etc


    Hes the one jumping around just assuming that your a stripper .......ya know ?
    Visit me on myspace , Let me know if your from SW !!!!

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    goldengrl69
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    Thanks Sindi. Your right. My son is only 7 though. If asked anything, Im gonna say "oh, he must have brought that home from his fathers" as I walk away with my 38E breast, 26 inch waist and 43 inch hips- 5'11 when Im barefoot.

    As long as my son o.k. that's all that matters.

    Shoot, just by my shape Im a dead giveaway.

    Oh well.

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    High_Heel_Lover
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    Oh well my mom has a mug from oh crap what is the name something bang and she will serve coffee to people and she's not a dancer It's ok, shirts a shirt

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