13 year old boy steals dad's credit card and goes on a helluva shopping spree.
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13 year old boy steals dad's credit card and goes on a helluva shopping spree.
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http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...uy-hookers.htm



I love the closing line...
"Ralph's ambition is to someday become a politician."
Dry humor at it's best!
Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don't make sense:
Refrigerator.
Oh my GOD!!!!





He's already started by hiring escorts and having scandal. Good start.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi





"Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation."
Priceless, Vyanka!
Women after WoW...you can't make dialogue like that up.





Haha.![]()





"They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."
hahahahahahahahah
Sad though that his dad was too busy for his birthday.![]()





You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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hahaha i love this kid!
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.




So, I'm guessing the trip to Disneyland is out? Terrible that his own dad forgot his birthday but I don't think charging 30,000 on his card was the way to go.





He thought that aftering winning WoW that getting girls was "the thing to do". omg that's ridiculous lmao
"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories -Stainslaw J. Lec
Confuscius say: "Man who pull bra stap get bust in face"




How does somebody forget their kid's birthday?
Getting paid $1000 to play XBox is not too shabby.
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