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    Default Oreos, X-Box, Hookers... Oh my

    13 year old boy steals dad's credit card and goes on a helluva shopping spree.


    http://www.money.co.uk/article/10003...uy-hookers.htm

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    Default Re: Oreos, X-Box, Hookers... Oh my

    I love the closing line...
    "Ralph's ambition is to someday become a politician."
    Dry humor at it's best!
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    Default Re: Oreos, X-Box, Hookers... Oh my

    Oh my GOD!!!!

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    Default Re: Oreos, X-Box, Hookers... Oh my

    He's already started by hiring escorts and having scandal. Good start.
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    "Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation."

    Priceless, Vyanka!

    Women after WoW...you can't make dialogue like that up.

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    Default Re: Oreos, X-Box, Hookers... Oh my

    Haha.

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    "They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."

    hahahahahahahahah

    Sad though that his dad was too busy for his birthday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney View Post
    "They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them."
    I predict great success for Ralph in his future career as politician...

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    hahaha i love this kid!
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    Default Re: Oreos, X-Box, Hookers... Oh my

    So, I'm guessing the trip to Disneyland is out? Terrible that his own dad forgot his birthday but I don't think charging 30,000 on his card was the way to go.

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    Default Re: Oreos, X-Box, Hookers... Oh my

    He thought that aftering winning WoW that getting girls was "the thing to do". omg that's ridiculous lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by papillonluvr View Post
    He thought that aftering winning WoW that getting girls was "the thing to do". omg that's ridiculous lmao

    HAHA my fav quote, too.
    This is too funny.

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    Default Re: Oreos, X-Box, Hookers... Oh my

    Please. After winning WoW, you don't go get girls, the girls come to you!

    So if I took my laptop to the club, do you think maybe umm...nevermind.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Lol. Kind of sounds like a fun night for the escorts... I would totally play Xbox with some 13 year olds for 1k!
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    Default Re: Oreos, X-Box, Hookers... Oh my

    How does somebody forget their kid's birthday?

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    Default Re: Oreos, X-Box, Hookers... Oh my

    Getting paid $1000 to play XBox is not too shabby.

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    ^^^ Not to mention the fritos. Those things are addictive!
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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