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    Just thought I'd share this little gem from last night with you guys....

    Was walking around when two guys called me over to their table. They had a bottle of Moet, which they offered me a glass of, and I gladly accepted.
    We sat and chatted for a while, and after I finished my glass of bubbly I offered the guy who's lap I was sitting on a dance. He hesitated, but then said "Well, OK, just one...." I sensed that they were time wasters, but I thought fuck it I'd do one anyway and politely move on..
    So I dance for him, and after finishing my dance ask to collect my 5$. He goes to get it out of his wallet when other homeboy pipes up and tells him NOT TO PAY ME! I was shocked. I looked at the guy, asked him if there was something I did to piss him off, and he said no, but since I drank one glass of their Moet, which is worth $20, technically they paid me $20 dollars. So not only does his friend not owe me 5$ for the dance, technically I owe them 3 more!!!!

    I actually started laughing because I thought the guy was kidding!!!
    He gets all huffed and puffed up on me, and says "No, I'm fucking serious!!!"

    We argued back and forth for a minute, I told them I was going to go get a bouncer, which at that point they stood up and said "Fuck this, we're out of here" and left.

    What is WRONG with people?????

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    Wow... That's really rude and messed up. How old were these guys?
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    I've had experience w guys like this they come to the club and act like they have money...in which they dont lol

    moet costs lest say 200 and its 4 of them so they each put in 50 lmao

    and they all come to the club w 51 dollars a piece lol

    yeah they suck sorry u had to experience that

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    Wow, that sounds so frustrating! I can't believe they tried to basically scam you like that and then got so hostile. That's intense...
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    Wow. They couldn't even pay you $5 but they could buy a fucking bottle of champagne? Wow.

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    That is horrible!!!! WHat fucking losers.
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    Omg, I'm speechless.

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    They just left without paying? Fuckers.

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    That just sucks. I would be livid.

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    It breaks my heart when I hear about 5$ dances
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    Really it seems like 95% of the guys who buy a bottle out on the floor just want girls to be impressed and MAYBE drink with them, for free.

    We had $5 table dances in OH and while the guys who got the $15 lds were generally decent guys, the $5 dance wanters were always the grabby, soliciting sort. Dances should not cost less than a whopper meal. Anywhere. And I'm sure AZ is a lot more affluent than Crappytown, Ohio.
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    How screwed up! I've had people demand free dances for accidently spilling their beers and stuff, but nothing that bad. (they don't get free dances, MAYBE half off)

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    And I'm sure AZ is a lot more affluent than Crappytown, Ohio.
    You'd be surprised....



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    Dude seriously guys who can not afford champagne buy it because they thinks it wil get them more or something , I swear ......they always get pissy .....sorry hun pxpx
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    What a deal! Buy some champagne and get free dances? No wait.... get PAID to get dances?! Woo hoo!

    Fucking dumbasses. Seriously.
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    five. dollar. dances?? wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    Wow... That's really rude and messed up. How old were these guys?
    One claimed to be 21 and the other 23. The "big dog" who obviously wore the pants in the relationship (and the one who lashed out on me) was the 21 year old.
    I usually never waste my time with guys that young, but I was in a good mood, and they seemed nice at first.
    Before the bullshit started I was actually thinking "WOW< these guys are pretty nice for their age"

    Quote Originally Posted by sexyjasmine View Post
    I've had experience w guys like this they come to the club and act like they have money...in which they dont lol

    moet costs lest say 200 and its 4 of them so they each put in 50 lmao

    and they all come to the club w 51 dollars a piece lol

    yeah they suck sorry u had to experience that
    Well our bottle of Moet is only $100!! So they were wrong on the math about how much that glass of it I drank was worth anyway.

    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    Really it seems like 95% of the guys who buy a bottle out on the floor just want girls to be impressed and MAYBE drink with them, for free.

    We had $5 table dances in OH and while the guys who got the $15 lds were generally decent guys, the $5 dance wanters were always the grabby, soliciting sort. Dances should not cost less than a whopper meal. Anywhere. And I'm sure AZ is a lot more affluent than Crappytown, Ohio.
    Yep, pretty much. But like I said, these guys actually seemed nice for young "gangster wannabe" types.
    I should have known better than to give them the time of day, but I was in one of those moods.
    It's very rare I get called over to a table like that....they usually don't like my type. I never approach/hustle tables of young "K-Feds" with champagne cause they only seem to purchase it so they can attempt to impress everyone, like you said.
    I wonder if the little fuckers even LIKE champagne.
    But as long as MTV says it's cool and gangster, they'll do it.
    What it must be like to wake up every day and try to live your life like a Snoop Dogg video.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    five. dollar. dances?? wow.
    and you wonder why I'm not (usually) in a rush to get back at the club!
    This is making me wax nostalgic though...



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    And they wonder why I avoid young guys. Yes sometimes they suprise you, unfortunately its not usually in a good way.

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    Wow, baby, that is shitty, but at LEAST you got something from it: your glass of Moet - I know you still deserved the $ for the dance, though.
    I have a "WHAT THE FUCK?!?" story from last night, too: It was 3 AM and Mondays are always slow, duh, so these two guys come in and ask me to do a VIP with both of them. I have never done that - WAY scary - so I suggest that they invite another girl in with us. They say to go find one, but their requirements for her look are specific. So I literally spend 20 minutes of the last hour the club is open searching for a girl that would suit them: they're all busy, I tell them. So they try and get me to go in there alone with them again, and I'm like, "no"..."it would be way more fun if each guy had his own girl." I was seriously hustling here, I asked the manager for the specific kind of girls, the VIP host, housemom, everyone. They were all giving dances.
    THEN... when the kind of girls they requested started to surface, they choose 2 OTHER girls and leave me standing like a complete asshole as they dissapear into the VIP after I worked so hard to find them what they wanted!!! They told me I was definitely coming in from the beginning, which is why I worked so hard to get their type, and then leave me without a word, without a thank you tip, without an "i'm sorry..." and I just lost probably at least $100 in dances while I was trying to help them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanted to gorge their eyes out with my heel, I swear.
    Has anything like this ever happenned to any of you? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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    Just horrible. I am sorry you encountered those winners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexyjasmine View Post
    I've had experience w guys like this they come to the club and act like they have money...in which they dont lol

    moet costs lest say 200 and its 4 of them so they each put in 50 lmao

    and they all come to the club w 51 dollars a piece lol

    yeah they suck sorry u had to experience that
    I just want to add... just because theyre stupid enough to spend $100+ on a bottle of Moet doent make it worth that. Moet is my FAV champagne and its $29.99 at Beverages and More...

    Bottles of ANYTHING at my club are $500 a piece whether its champagne or booze... I mean a $30 bottle of Grey Goose is $500! But hey! They get to sit in the 'special' VIP area - where $20 dances are $30. Mmmm Hmmm. Whatever floats your boat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by holiday View Post
    It breaks my heart when I hear about 5$ dances
    Me too.

    It's a wonder guys like that can survive their day to day lives being that dumb. I always think I know the drill, and then once again, you hear something like this and it just... trumps... everything. What the fuck.
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    I will second what everyone else states about guys that buy bottles on the floor. they almost always tend to be HUGE time wasters. I think it's pretty universal in PL speak that if you buy a bottle, chicks will flock.
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    Ew, I would have grabbed him by the collar and dragged him to a security or the manager and force him to pay the 5 bucks.
    I generally do decently with the young guys, but the young guys who come to my club are usually young hollywood professionals or indie kids. Gangsta wannabes are definately people you wanna stay away from unless the place is completely empty. They're all disgusting cheap asses who think they can buy sex for 20 bucks. Disgusting.

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