Just thought I'd share this little gem from last night with you guys....
Was walking around when two guys called me over to their table. They had a bottle of Moet, which they offered me a glass of, and I gladly accepted.
We sat and chatted for a while, and after I finished my glass of bubbly I offered the guy who's lap I was sitting on a dance. He hesitated, but then said "Well, OK, just one...." I sensed that they were time wasters, but I thought fuck it I'd do one anyway and politely move on..
So I dance for him, and after finishing my dance ask to collect my 5$. He goes to get it out of his wallet when other homeboy pipes up and tells him NOT TO PAY ME! I was shocked. I looked at the guy, asked him if there was something I did to piss him off, and he said no, but since I drank one glass of their Moet, which is worth $20, technically they paid me $20 dollars. So not only does his friend not owe me 5$ for the dance, technically I owe them 3 more!!!!
I actually started laughing because I thought the guy was kidding!!!
He gets all huffed and puffed up on me, and says "No, I'm fucking serious!!!"
We argued back and forth for a minute, I told them I was going to go get a bouncer, which at that point they stood up and said "Fuck this, we're out of here" and left.
What is WRONG with people?????



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and you wonder why I'm not (usually) in a rush to get back at the club!
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