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    My blinker was broken on my car. Didn't do that whole... blinking... thing. So I paid some guys with tools to repair it. Y'know, those ones with whole fucking garages and 10 employees and licenses and shit?

    Anyway while I was driving yesterday I noticed my blinker must've fritzed out again because it was blinking at a quicker pattern. Meaning only the back one is working again.

    MY BLINKER FELL OUT OF MY CAR WHILE I WAS DRIVING.

    NO FUCKING JOKE THEY DIDN'T PUT IT BACK CORRECTLY.

    I've put a blinker in a car. It's hooked on with CLIPS FOR FUCKS SAKE. IT'S NOT DIFFICULT TO DO.

    So I call them and bitch but I apparently NEED TO BUY A NEW FUCKING BLINKER BECAUSE, get this, "We're not a panel beating service. We don't have the parts."

    WELL BUY THE GODDAMN PARTS BECAUSE I PAID YOU TO FIX IT, NOT STICKY TAPE IT INTO PLACE WITH YOUR SALIVA YOU WANKY PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT.


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    Default Re: Fucking Cunts!

    what she said!

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    One time, my water pump broke and the assholes forgot to reattach my fucking FAN! You know, the one that keeps my engine from overheating and exploding? Yea, that one. Thank goodness my little brother is anal and checked their work. Fucking assholes. If I blew a headgasket, I would have been even more pissed off (if that were even possible). Let's not get into how they completely fucked my transmission.

    It's called responsibility... take it. Most mechanics and computer repair people are fucking leeches. A lot of them take advantage of the general population not having the time/ knowledge to deal with that stuff themselves. Raise hell, raise hell!
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    My only suggestion is to find a hot mechanic to make into a fuck buddy. You'll still get screwed either way. They have scratchy, rough hands though.

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    OMG.....things like this make me so happy to have my manly mechanic/house repair DIY boyfriend. He has worked at a garage all his life and has told me some of the fucked up shit he saw them do and how outrageous some prices are, things like this. I joked to him the other day he is my greatest and most valuable coupon. Nothin like getting my brakes done for $20 and having an entire new bumper on my car for $30.

    I second AmazingKat's recommendation

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    Yet another reason I want to trade my Maxima in for a BMW.. my brother is a mechanic at San Francisco BMW...

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