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    Default Anyone know how to make a good martini?

    Im goin out tonight for the first time in months ant want to drink martinis before i go out, anyone know of any good martini recipes that are to die for?
    i have vermouth, vodka, gin,contreau,creme de menthe, lemon vodka,orange vodka.
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    Default Re: Anyone know how to make a good martini?

    Put just a few drips of vermouth into your martini glass. Swirl around to coat the glass and then dump out the vermouth. Shake vodka over ice. Strain into your glass. Spear a couple of fat feta-stuffed olives on a pick and drop into the vodka. Cheers!

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    Default Re: Anyone know how to make a good martini?

    My favourite is a chocolate martini....1/2 vodka 1/2 creme de cacao, garnish with a hershey kiss in the bottom of the glass.
    I see you don't have creme de cacao, but maybe sustitute creme de menthe and have a mint martini instead? garnish with a mint leaf from the garden, or a chocolate mint stick.

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    Default Re: Anyone know how to make a good martini?

    Quote Originally Posted by boxingdoc View Post
    Put just a few drips of vermouth into your martini glass. Swirl around to coat the glass and then dump out the vermouth. Shake vodka over ice. Strain into your glass. Spear a couple of fat feta-stuffed olives on a pick and drop into the vodka. Cheers!
    Take a lemon slice and swirl it around the inside of a CHILLED Martini glass. Pour in a few drops of vermouth.
    USE GOOD GIN ! = Boodles is BEST ! Bombay; Tangeruay & Beefeater are OK. Pour the vermouth into your shaker with ice and a jigger or two of GOOD GIN. Shake. Pour into glass and garnish with a lemon twist.

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    Default Re: Anyone know how to make a good martini?

    My chocolate martini is a bit different: equal parts Bailey's, Vanilla Vodka, and Godiva liqueur. Shake over ice and strain. I like to dip the edge of the glass in hot fudge sauce.

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    Since you have lemon vodka and contreau, why not take 2 oz of lemon vodka and 1/2 oz of contreau, shake over ice (like shake the hell out of it. There should be tiny tiny ice chips floating in the end result) and serve!

    Now a word of warning... if you don't normally drink martinis, watch out!! They fuck your shit right up. You may end up drinking more than you want to.

    I would reccommend if you have any juice or mixers in your house to revamp this recipie with one ounce of vodka, half ounce of contreau and then some sprite, lemon ade, oarnge juice etc
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    Chill the glass.

    Pull the pimentos out of the olives (the largest olives you can find) and stuff them with blue cheese.

    Dump some ice in a martini shaker, add a half a cap to a capful of olive juice (depends on how dirty you want it) and about five clugs of vodka (Grey Goose, Kettle One, or something else topshelf). Shake.

    Add 3-4 olives on a stick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    My favourite is a chocolate martini....1/2 vodka 1/2 creme de cacao, garnish with a hershey kiss in the bottom of the glass.

    And I thought you were so butch, what with the hockey and all...

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    What they said about the real martinis.

    I drink French. 3 parts pineapple, 1 part vodka, 1 part chambord, shaken.


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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post

    Now a word of warning... if you don't normally drink martinis, watch out!! They fuck your shit right up. You may end up drinking more than you want to.
    Sounds. Like. A. Plan. I want one of these.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamgirl View Post
    Im goin out tonight for the first time in months ant want to drink martinis before i go out, anyone know of any good martini recipes that are to die for?
    i have vermouth, vodka, gin,contreau,creme de menthe, lemon vodka,orange vodka.
    Yup!

    ice into shaker, add sapphire and grey goose, shake well. strain into a chilled martini glass, show glass to bottle of vermouth, and add a touch of olive juice and gently swirl. add olive and drink.

    that's ^^^^the perfect martini recipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    Since you have lemon vodka and contreau, why not take 2 oz of lemon vodka and 1/2 oz of contreau, shake over ice (like shake the hell out of it. There should be tiny tiny ice chips floating in the end result) and serve!

    Now a word of warning... if you don't normally drink martinis, watch out!! They fuck your shit right up. You may end up drinking more than you want to.

    I would reccommend if you have any juice or mixers in your house to revamp this recipie with one ounce of vodka, half ounce of contreau and then some sprite, lemon ade, oarnge juice etc

    Oh yea they messed me up big time!! I had 3 and carried on drinkin when i went out,i was so wasted. i was payin for it yesterday thou, felt so drained
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    ^^^^

    And now comes the time when you a need a bloody mary to fix your hangover

    Just kidding I hope you feel better and I hope you had fun!

    PS- ChicagoEditor you know where I work!! Get in the car and come up here, I make you one!

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    Default Re: Anyone know how to make a good martini?

    How about a bacon martini?

    Lightly mist martini glass with vermouth, and rim the edge with bacon grease. In a cocktail shaker, mix 3oz vodka, one dash Tabasco, and one dash olive juice. Shake well and strain into cocktail glass. Skim excess bacon grease from surface of cocktail. Garnish with one slice of bacon.



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    ^^^^ eeeeew
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