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    Who calls me eight different names (getting confused with a woman who is fifty pounds heavier hurts my sparrow-boned ego)...

    who denies that I've payed him when I HAVE paid me...

    who then pouts when I make him count out all his money to reveal that I HAVE paid him...

    who then makes no apology, other than by way of demonstrating that he has no brain, and repeats the mistake not 22 hours later...

    who yells bloody murder at me to get my fanny on stage, goddamn me, in front of my customer, when I'm not supposed to be on stage for another three girls...

    who wears socks and sandals everyday, and always eats poutine in his booth that drips grey icky gravy all over my CD...

    who loses every CD...

    who calls every girl 'the HOTTEST chick in the OUTAOUAIS!!!', when for reals, outaouais? never needs to be said, dude, ever.

    who plays, in the middle of my song, the song of the following girl, and keeps that rap-tastic crap on for two and half minutes, only to suddenly play my song from the beginning again, and refuses to acknowledge my professionalism by continuing to dance to this clap-trap of insanity, and then gets bizarrely offended by my 'What the fuckery was fucking that?', because 'ladies don't speak the blue, little miss'.

    who turns down the music in the danceroom to dog-ear-frequency, and calls us all deaf whiny bitches when we complain...

    who then jacks up the stage music to earsplitting, air-show volume, so all the customers point to their ears and shrug while I hustle...

    ...and who then says 'well, it must be nice being you' when I don't tip him.

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    I love it when we're expected to pay them for harassing us in front of customers.
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    That is all bad. Very, very, bad. Personally I would:
    a) talk to him, calmly
    b) talk to management
    c) change clubs
    I can't work with most of that stuff. For me personally, the dj at a club has a huge effect on my mood, therefore my money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mollyzmoon View Post
    who wears socks and sandals everyday, and always eats poutine in his booth that drips grey icky gravy all over my CD...

    who calls every girl 'the HOTTEST chick in the OUTAOUAIS!!!', when for reals, outaouais? never needs to be said, dude, ever.

    then gets bizarrely offended by my 'What the fuckery was fucking that?', because 'ladies don't speak the blue, little miss'.

    ...and who then says 'well, it must be nice being you' when I don't tip him.
    Yeah, it beats hell out of being him, sounds like, lol!

    What or where is 'outaouais'? What is 'poutine'? People actually wear socks with sandals??

    You should send this guy to our new DJ training program:

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    Whoaaa, was I was a little bitter back then? LOL.

    Molly, this guy sounds like a troglodyte. Maybe try grabbing his penis when you give criticisms so he knows you're only saying it to make him better?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mollyzmoon View Post
    who calls every girl 'the HOTTEST chick in the OUTAOUAIS!!!', when for reals, outaouais? never needs to be said, dude, ever.
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    Omg, lol. Outaouais. Please tell me you're at least in Gatineau when he says that.

    Djoser, poutine is a blight on my people consisting of french fries drowned in gravy and cheese curds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett_vancouver View Post
    ...drowned in gravy and cheese curds.
    Good god...
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    hahah ^ excellent
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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett_vancouver View Post
    Djoser, poutine is a blight on my people consisting of french fries drowned in gravy and cheese curds.
    Do not mock the vegetarian poutine, Scarlett. That shit is just not funny.
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    *Sighs*
    This thread brings me back to the days of Kevin! Wow...that was arguably the shittiest DJ ever to grace the planet! Seriously, we used to get into screaming matches on the floor. Eventually after we had a giant argument over his playing me "Great Balls Of Fire" I marched my ass down to Michael and calmly told him that I wanted to change my schedual so that I did not have to work with him ever again. That was when I was told he wasn't long for this world and notified of the replacements on the DL.

    I believe it was Ryan who threatened to fling a stilletto at him for playing Phil Collins...I trapped him into the booth while she bitched him out from the stage.

    Needless to say I literally SKIPPED out of the office.
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    ^ ROFL @ your sig and avatar.

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    I've always wanted to try poutine, I think it would make some great stoner food.

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    poutine is the best shit ever. only had it in quebec, though. dont know if it is any different in ottawa.

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    Glad your manager is at least acting on it. Thanks for the amusing read!

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    Poutine sounds like something that would make me severely nauseous just to look at. Gravy has it's time and place...drizzled over turkey or filling a crater in a lump of mashed potatoes. The only thing brown that should ever be combined with a french fry is a chocolate Frostie from Wendys...now that's tasty! A classic concert food whenever I'm blowing a day in line in front of the Fillmore or Ogden.

    And cheese curds just sound disgusting overall.
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    I know its not the same, but I noticed something on my clubs menu tonight that reminded me of this poutine gibblety-gobblety. Eggs, sausage, and french fries "smothered" in white gravy. French fries? with gravy? seriously? Thank the lord for the lack of cheese curds.

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    That's a pretty crappy dj. It would take me much willpower to not knock him upside the head. Um I don't think I'll be eating poutine any time soon cuz it looks like this:
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    Well our daytime dj got hauled off by the RCMP the other day, so he'll be in prison for 6 months (he was a semi-fugitive). So now lame-o works the dayshift, and out of my hair! Huzzah!

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    So, poutine is basically what in this area is called "Disco Fries'. Fries with cheese n' gravy. It's much tastier than it looks. Wonderful drunk at 4 am diner food. I would never attempt to eat it in the booth at work though, what a mess.

    Anyway, Molly that guy sounds like a douche of the highest order.
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    Ohmygodthatstufflooksdisgustingpardonmeasigovomitm ybrainsout!!!!!111!!!!!
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    What she said......I think????
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    That actually looks good to me, but being from Wisconsin and all, I LOVE me some cheese curds!

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    Poutine is unforgivable.

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    Omg...That looks like it cam eout of a hospital bed pan...

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