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    Default No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    Okay so the thread about what girls should wear to clubs made me think of the night I was there.

    I wanted to tip a lot more at the stage but the dancers at the club I was at made it mandatory that all people at the stage get their faces boob-jiggled then get the invite to place the money in their thong. The men love this. They dont tip anything UNTIL this happens and nothing else after. (It kinda pisses me off they should be showering her for the dance AND the jiggle) Although there was one guy that flicked a folded dollar bill at one of the girl's ass. That was just a dick move.

    I am all about giving the ladies money, I put my money nicely on the side of her leg so I wasnt shoving cash at her or anything, and it was fun, but the boob contact was a fun first time experience, it was not unpleasant at all and she was quite nice to me about the whole thing but honestly, I just want to tip for the dance, I dont want the boobs!

    So, how do you sit there and tip without being like "NO NO NO! NO BOOBS! Just take the $5!" I do not want to send the message that her boobs scare me or that I am a bitch, and fleeing from the stage for the boob part seems like a bitch move too...I just honestly want to tip for the nice dance. No boobs required.

    Any suggestions? I was wondering what you ladies would say in this situation.

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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    You can fold your dollar and set it on the stage and stay back a step so you're out of range. If they ask or look at you strange, just say you'd rather just watch the show. I can't imagine them having a problem with that.


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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    ^that's the best way to do it
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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    Just tip and think nothing of it.

    Really I don't care when I'm shopping and the employees say hello as it's required or offer to help me out, or when I'm asked if I want a combo with that. However i guess I could tell them not to and expect them to remember not to bother me next time.

    However it's just part of thier sales routine and they probably do it without even thinking so why make a big deal about it. I have customers who like to tip me and make sure they give it to me in my hand as they say it's a sign of respect--fine that's great , but the other 99% of the time it goes str8 into my garter or my boobs and guess what I really don't care soo long as it's money however just by routine I see money and I'm going 2 be in the postition I'm used to...and my eyes kinda roll when a customer thinks that is somehow below them as really it's a stripclub and it's just boobs, if you don't like or are uncomfrontible with breast or to respectful then really don't sit there and act offended becuz a stripper was using her breast to collect a tip from you. It's like calling a telemarketer and complaining he is trying to sell you something.

    Now I know as a female customer who goes to another club on the regular that sometimes I have to draw the lines out for the dancers that just becuz I'm there w/money, tipping, cute and gay doesn't mean I want to become part of thier g-g show, raped or have any other extras in the lapdance area (most of the time w/a few expection I wouldn't complain about or mention the who's or where's), but that customer-stripper relationship is based on your level of comfront with that dancer so I'm sure if you told the dancer no boobage I just want to tip she'll be fine with that, however really that is so standard you might as well say please let me close my eyes when you dance infront of me becuz that's just the way it go you go to the mall they say hello you go to a stripclub and a stripper is likely going to do the jiggle for me or show you a boob free of charge and no big deal part of thier sales just routine like would you like fries with that is at MCd's.

    I know I hate when I go to radioshack and they ask for my zipcode, email, ect..ect, but I say no, no, thanksyou and go on with my day without taking it out on the employee for doing his job(even though when I worked there I just put in fake info when ever I knew a customer didn't want to be bothered) whatever I can suggest throwing money at her from the stage and then going to the bathroom when she come around if avoiding the boobs are such a big deal to you .
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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    Quote Originally Posted by UV69 View Post
    Just tip and think nothing of it.

    Really I don't care when I'm shopping and the employees say hello as it's required or offer to help me out, or when I'm asked if I want a combo with that. However i guess I could tell them not to and expect them to remember not to bother me next time.

    However it's just part of thier sales routine and they probably do it without even thinking so why make a big deal about it. I have customers who like to tip me and make sure they give it to me in my hand as they say it's a sign of respect--fine that's great , but the other 99% of the time it goes str8 into my garter or my boobs and guess what I really don't care soo long as it's money however just by routine I see money and I'm going 2 be in the postition I'm used to...and my eyes kinda roll when a customer thinks that is somehow below them as really it's a stripclub and it's just boobs, if you don't like or are uncomfrontible with breast or to respectful then really don't sit there and act offended becuz a stripper was using her breast to collect a tip from you. It's like calling a telemarketer and complaining he is trying to sell you something.

    Now I know as a female customer who goes to another club on the regular that sometimes I have to draw the lines out for the dancers that just becuz I'm there w/money, tipping, cute and gay doesn't mean I want to become part of thier g-g show, raped or have any other extras in the lapdance area (most of the time w/a few expection I wouldn't complain about or mention the who's or where's), but that customer-stripper relationship is based on your level of comfront with that dancer so I'm sure if you told the dancer no boobage I just want to tip she'll be fine with that, however really that is so standard you might as well say please let me close my eyes when you dance infront of me becuz that's just the way it go you go to the mall they say hello you go to a stripclub and a stripper is likely going to do the jiggle for me or show you a boob free of charge and no big deal part of thier sales just routine like would you like fries with that is at MCd's.

    I know I hate when I go to radioshack and they ask for my zipcode, email, ect..ect, but I say no, no, thanksyou and go on with my day without taking it out on the employee for doing his job(even though when I worked there I just put in fake info when ever I knew a customer didn't want to be bothered) whatever I can suggest throwing money at her from the stage and then going to the bathroom when she come around if avoiding the boobs are such a big deal to you .
    Take a breath.....there's gotta be some punctuation somewhere in there, lol.

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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    Quote Originally Posted by UV69 View Post
    Just tip and think nothing of it.

    "and my eyes kinda roll when a customer thinks that is somehow below them as really it's a stripclub and it's just boobs, if you don't like or are uncomfrontible with breast or to respectful then really don't sit there and act offended becuz a stripper was using her breast to collect a tip from you. It's like calling a telemarketer and complaining he is trying to sell you something."

    " I can suggest throwing money at her from the stage and then going to the bathroom when she come around if avoiding the boobs are such a big deal to you ."
    Thanks for the detailed reply!

    I am not uncomfortable with breasts, I like them (I sound like a creeper lol). I like mine, and I can appreciate another girls'. I am not turned on by them or anything though, so having my face shoved into a girl's naked chest then jiggled is just something I could do without. I like being close and watching and tipping, but I would just like to be one less face for her.

    Thanks for your replies, I'll just put the tip onstage and push myself outta range or step away. I just didnt want to come off as a snob. Its not below me, it doesnt offend me at all (like I said, it was a fine experience, just one that didnt excite me or whatever, it was a good one time thing to say "Yes, I have done that and it was unique")

    I would just rather watch!

    I dont go to clubs all the time at all, its fun but its something I am not going to go unless I am going to spend gobs of money, so its not a big deal, I just wanted to know how respectfully decline and not look like an asshole!
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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    Well if she's in yr face pulling yr head into her breast or force her nips in yr eyes that's different--dancers really shouldn't touch customers at all unless invited just the same I wouldn't touch them unless the desire was expressed.

    By all means tell a dancer to back off then.
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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    Quote Originally Posted by UV69 View Post

    By all means tell a dancer to back off then.
    Sorry my bad on that call.
    Oh no problem! I realized I wasnt clear about it...jiggle just sounds like a shimmy or something. Nope, this is definitely like, you get to meet her breasts up close and personal.

    Personally, I wouldnt be doling that out unless I was doing some VIP dancing, but I know nothing. Its the norm at this club too, so they all do it, whatever floats their boat, I am sure one of them started it and then it just became the norm because people are stupid and go "Well if she did it why dont you!" If they dont mind, whatever. I am sure it drives up stage tips...I just wonder if maybe the men are less likely to buy VIP dances if they have the allure of getting face to boob contact for quite cheap every one or two songs? Maybe it just makes them want more of said boob contact and in fact sells VIPs?

    I am considering dancing there, and this is actually something that I am not so sure about. I am naive though, so I dont know what is standard at clubs.

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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    Were I the dancer, I would rather you just told me that it makes you uncomfortable. If you stepped away, I might think I was smelly or something!

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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    Eliminate the problem all together.....tip only people like me who are members of the TTC (Tiny Titty Club)!! We simply don't have the ability to jiggle them in your face. Hehe.

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    I am not one for the 'Stevie's" either. Just tip and tell them no boobs...they usually give a nive little hug or something. I usually ahve a dancer sitting with me stage side and after the first few dancers offer the boobs...my dancer "friend" usually tips the others off not to do it.

    Just smile and say "here you go sweatheart"...she won't mind...

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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    I dont like having them in my face only because my skin is super sensitive and i wouldnt want to break out(i mean she just pulled a bunch of money outa there).
    I never do the boobs in face w/ girls because of this.(unless they stick there face right up against them, then whatever)
    So maybe u could say ur skin is just really sensitive?

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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    When boobs are heading at you, lift your face towards her neck and give alittle *hug*. No big deal. Like someone trying to kiss you on the mouth and you give them your cheek.

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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    Usually if I tip a girl here she'll ask what I'm comfortable with her doing in my ear before anything happens.

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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    I, personally, am a lover of large breasts, the larger the better(to a point, and no bulging veins please). I like the boob jiggle, but I don't put my face out expecting it. I put my money up to get a show, and if she wants to smother me in her chest I wait for her to pull me in (happens about 85% of the time.)

    So for me its up to her.

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    Bleh. I don't do the boob jiggle and I don't like it done to me either, I can't breathe.

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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    I didn't read all the responses, but I had this (problem?) too. I just wanna throw money at you dammit, just freaking take it! I don't need to stand up and come have you molest me every 10 seconds (I'll buy a lapdance for that )
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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    Just be like a man: when a woman's boobs are in your face, just enjoy the moment for what it is.

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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    What can I say, I like tits. *shrug*

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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    Quote Originally Posted by sxybrat07 View Post
    I didn't read all the responses, but I had this (problem?) too. I just wanna throw money at you dammit, just freaking take it! I don't need to stand up and come have you molest me every 10 seconds (I'll buy a lapdance for that )
    Where the heck have you been clubbing? I thought all Utah was stage only, no touching. I don't want any boobs in my mouth either, but it would be interesting to know where this happens.

    Or are you talking about an out of state club?

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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    You guys who don't mind a nipple or a boob in your mouth should read this thread on the Blue side: http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=115976

    It might change your mind about the thrill of it all.

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    Default Re: No boobs please, I just want to give you my money

    Don't want it in my mouth... :X

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