Ahahaha.
ZOO Weekly (the mag I work for) are launching a search in two weeks to find me a chick to hook up with. Ahahahahaha. It's gonna be a whole 'hot girls, win a date with Ashlee' thing.
I can't wait! Laydeeeez, here I come![]()
Ahahaha.
ZOO Weekly (the mag I work for) are launching a search in two weeks to find me a chick to hook up with. Ahahahahaha. It's gonna be a whole 'hot girls, win a date with Ashlee' thing.
I can't wait! Laydeeeez, here I come![]()





Me! *raises hand* ME ME ME! * waves hand wildly in the air*





AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA wtf.... that's awesome.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Hahaha I'm so fucking amused by the whole thing. I'd imagine that I'll have to go out on a date with the winner and ZOO will come along and take photos and stuff. It's gonna be so fucking funny.
It comes out in two issues time, so not next week but the week after.
that's using your head
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Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor
- Dr John Zoidberg
That's awesome. Takes the guess work out of it. At least you already know she's bi and thinks youre hot !
Feel the fear and do it anyway.
I can totally see it ending up like my last trip to Sydney - getting completely wasted at Pure Platinum. Although this time instead of being the drunk idiot trying to pick up strippers to have a threesome with us, I'll have a hot chick lined up already ahaah.


Sounds awesome, hopefully they pick a good one!


Do you get to choose from among them?
uhhhhhhhhh how freaking awesome!!!
Can't wait! wait I'm not gonna get any real joy from it :kicks can and huffs and puffs under breath:





LMAO, that's effing great. Can't wait to hear this story!
Oooh and I hope you post a picture. If she's not up to par w/your hotness I'm gonna be pissed!
"We all must suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons. In order to achieve what others don't, you have to do what others won't."
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I'd imagine they will end up choosing someone as hot as possible, so they can have us go on a date and take photos of us etc.
thank you...just for the subject line, Darce
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
I'm so jealous!!! You're going to have an awesome time no matter what.
That's freaking awesome! Where do I sign up?
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