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    Default So you know how I wanted to fuck a girl...

    Ahahaha.

    ZOO Weekly (the mag I work for) are launching a search in two weeks to find me a chick to hook up with. Ahahahahaha. It's gonna be a whole 'hot girls, win a date with Ashlee' thing.

    I can't wait! Laydeeeez, here I come

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    Me! *raises hand* ME ME ME! * waves hand wildly in the air*

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    AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA wtf.... that's awesome.


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    Hahaha I'm so fucking amused by the whole thing. I'd imagine that I'll have to go out on a date with the winner and ZOO will come along and take photos and stuff. It's gonna be so fucking funny.

    It comes out in two issues time, so not next week but the week after.

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    Default Re: So you know how I wanted to fuck a girl...

    that's using your head
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    That's awesome. Takes the guess work out of it. At least you already know she's bi and thinks youre hot !
    Feel the fear and do it anyway.

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    I can totally see it ending up like my last trip to Sydney - getting completely wasted at Pure Platinum. Although this time instead of being the drunk idiot trying to pick up strippers to have a threesome with us, I'll have a hot chick lined up already ahaah.

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    Default Re: So you know how I wanted to fuck a girl...

    Sounds awesome, hopefully they pick a good one!

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    Do you get to choose from among them?

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    uhhhhhhhhh how freaking awesome!!!

    Can't wait! wait I'm not gonna get any real joy from it :kicks can and huffs and puffs under breath:

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    Oh my gosh that's awesome!! Post links Post links!!
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    LMAO, that's effing great. Can't wait to hear this story!
    Oooh and I hope you post a picture. If she's not up to par w/your hotness I'm gonna be pissed!
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    I'd imagine they will end up choosing someone as hot as possible, so they can have us go on a date and take photos of us etc.

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    thank you...just for the subject line, Darce
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx View Post
    I'd imagine they will end up choosing someone as hot as possible, so they can have us go on a date and take photos of us etc.
    I see no way this could end badly
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    I'm so jealous!!! You're going to have an awesome time no matter what.

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    That's freaking awesome! Where do I sign up?

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