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    Default Halp! I Forsee Bad Behaviour In My Immediate Future!

    Okay...I know for a fact that this will end up being epic no matter what, but I need a little reassurance.

    My friend Rob is coming down from Idaho on a Mecca and we've set aside an entire day to get blasted out of our minds on a variety of substances and basicly just party our brains out for about 24 hours straight.

    The plan is to start at my place, take in the beauty of the day at the local park while the chemicals start entering our bloodstream, head for a club to dance our booties off till 2 in the morning, then retreat to my place or his hotel room for chill out, further chemical inebriation, massages (we're both big fans of X) and whatever else we come up with.

    He knows I am a stripper. I know he is a lonely college boy trapped in the desolation that is Boisy (sp?) Idaho. He knows that I will generally take any excuse to ditch my clothing (clothes and I are like oil and water, I'm just more comfortable topless at any given time) in a heartbeat and he also knows that I am a flat-out notorious makeout artist.

    As planning has gone down through massively long text conversations, message board PMs, and Myspace messages, things have progressively become spicier. I did not realise before tonight that he actually has a bit of a crush on me.

    And this is where things get interesting. We met via the Blaqk Ink Style message boards (as featured in my sig!) and so despite massive amounts of chit chat and IMs etc, we've never actually met. I know he's not a creep cause I have confirmation from people I've met in real life that have also met him in real life. However, since the two of us are the wild children of BIS and actually make up the notorious "Team Underage Alcoholica" we've been trying to keep the plans quiet on the board itself.

    Five bucks says there will be epicly drunk/high/generally fucked up posting going down since we'll be spending time at my place...which is the location of my computer. A further ten bucks says incriminating photography could enter the mix, leading to massive screams of laughter from fellow boardies and general outcry and rolling eyes from the straight edge contingent.

    What I'm more concerned with is the fact that my penchant for nudity and making out with random guys will combine with his little apparent crush on me and naughty things with awkwardness ensuing when we finally return to earth.

    Could I please get a chorus of reassurance that I'm not being the most monumentally stupid person on the planet?
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    Default Re: Halp! I Forsee Bad Behaviour In My Immediate Future!

    just be careful... on all ends. health, heart, spirit...

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    Default Re: Halp! I Forsee Bad Behaviour In My Immediate Future!

    So this guy has a crush on you but you don't have a crush on him but you love being topless and making out with random guys and you wanna get wasted with him which your sure will lead to topless making out but you don't wanna make out with him? I think I'm confused. :S



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    Well it sounds like you are gonna lead him on to me. Thats not cool if he's your friend, sounds like you are insecure and just looking for reassurance that guys will like you by making out with everyone? If you do fuck him, it will be awkward for you and promising to him, which probably will end up hurting his feelings

    The thing is....if you are really scared of this happening, don't you think you'd be able to control it no matter what? I understand when people are drunk we might say or do shit we don't mean.....but if you TRULY don't want to do this stuff, your subconscious will stop you especially if you are aware of it now!! It sounds like you are gonna fuck him though! Its ok....you don't have to make excuses for it !


    Please don't do a whole cocktail of drugs. Doing a bunch of drugs at once is really really dangerous (duh). Hearing about that stuff makes me nervous....I'm all about the recreational use, but I think you will have a more enjoyable experience if you just stick with one in moderation. You sound very very young.....understand you don't have to be fucked out of your mind to have fun.

    If you do more than one, you will probably just feel really fucked up, and not the fun fucked up either. The shit-why-did-I-do-this-should-I-go-to-a-hospital-because-I-might-DIE fucked up. There is a "right" way to do a drug recreationally, but the way your describing DEFINITELY is not it. Your whole post worries me.

    ETA: Actually I don't think you should do the drugs at all. It sounds like you are really gonna mishandle them. (not really being a bitch, more concerned for your safety)

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    Default Re: Halp! I Forsee Bad Behaviour In My Immediate Future!

    Well, I already know that I'm insecure!

    I don't wanna hurt Rob, he's a nice guy and all, but he seems about as intent on making out with me as possible and with a track record like mine, it's virtually garounteed (yes, I know I can't spell that word) that we'll wind up making out. I wish I could explain to him beforehand that my behaviour dosn't necessarily mean anything, but since he's a friend and I do love him on that level, it's not COMPLETELY pointless and I'm all lost and confused on that level.

    As for the drugs...so long as there is no ketamine involved (which I'm assured there isn't, I'm very allergic to K) I don't forsee any form of dying. I'll be safe, I write my name and address on me in case of emergency. Besides, I'm certainly a long shot from being a drug abuser. It's not a daily thing for me, I just enjoy forced happiness. It's in my nature* to be a little doom and gloom, so anything that tells my bran to shut up and forces me to smile is a very good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmArticia View Post
    It's not a daily thing for me, I just enjoy forced happiness.
    That's a t-shirt!

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    I'm full of fierce statements like that. They sort of just bubble out of me at random.
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    Default Re: Halp! I Forsee Bad Behaviour In My Immediate Future!

    I got an OWI last night, so my advice is don't drive!!

    Oh and also take 1/2 or a quarter or a pill at a time in case you don't react well to it.
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Default Re: Halp! I Forsee Bad Behaviour In My Immediate Future!

    Aw, it sounds like you just want to show off about your fun & sexy weekend, not look for reassurance... If it gets awkward, then that's no surprise. Hopefully it does not end that way. & that's that!

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    Can I just say that if he feels trapped in the "desolation that is Boise (spelling corrected!), Idaho" that he just doesn't know the right people!!

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