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    Default Let's have a GOOD customer thread!

    Okay, we always spend time talking about our BAD customers. How about we spend a thread talking about our GOOD customers!

    I'll start:

    *I had a sweet customer last night who gave me a happy ending to my night. In addition to being sweet, respectful, and keeping his hands to himself, he tipped me an extra $20! I always love it when they do that! Dances are $20 each in my club, and so frequently, they'll go ahead and get 5 for $100. This guy actually stopped me after 4 (and he was still very much into it) and still tipped me the extra $20. It's just refreshing to see someone actually tip you extra, instead of trying to get the most bank for their buck!

    *And I just LOVE my favorite regular! He always comes in about once a week and is good for $60-$100 whenever he comes in. He doesn't make me dance, but we'll go back to the back for awhile and he'll rub my shoulders and feet. He loves just chatting with me. He also tends to make friends with just about everyone, so he'll always make a new "friend" at the club and talk them into buying dances from me! (He's sold probably 10-15 dances for me.) He's been working overtime lately, so he hasn't been out to see me lately. He's finally got this Saturday night off, so he's taking me to dinner and a movie for $200! And he's actually a really great regular. He knows the "game" and doesn't ever try to push me for more. And he really is a lot of fun to hang out with and talk to!

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    Default Re: Let's have a GOOD customer thread!

    My regulars are definitely great customers. One of them i named Jim and he's such a sweetie. Complete computer nerd and so respectful. He's one of those guys that talks about everyday things while I'm giving him a dance and he buy like a million in a row. Very easy to talk to.
    My other guy, Steve is cool too. He's the bigger spender of the two. He comes in about once a month and always bears gifts. Clothes, perfume, food, etc... Everytime after he comes in he leaves a $50 bill on my windshield. I know you think he shouldn't know my car but I've known him for over 5 years and I trust him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morgan_TX View Post
    Okay, we always spend time talking about our BAD customers. How about we spend a thread talking about our GOOD customers!

    I'll start:

    *I had a sweet customer last night who gave me a happy ending to my night. In addition to being sweet, respectful, and keeping his hands to himself, he tipped me an extra $20! I always love it when they do that! Dances are $20 each in my club, and so frequently, they'll go ahead and get 5 for $100. This guy actually stopped me after 4 (and he was still very much into it) and still tipped me the extra $20. It's just refreshing to see someone actually tip you extra, instead of trying to get the most bank for their buck!!
    The SAME THING happened to me last night too! Totally respectful navy guy, kept his hands to himself, bought 4 dances but paid for 5 (gave me $100). AND this happened at the end of the night, right after I prayed to God to help me make just $100 more. Must be a positive moon phase LOL!

    Then I have a customer who comes in once a week on Wed. early evenings, when the club is slow. He always buy at least $100 in dances, and brings me chocolate every time. He's a nice person and we have cool conversations. And he keeps his hands to himself . By the time he leaves, the club is busy, and I'm stoked b/c I already made a little money and I'm in a good mood, so I bank for the rest of the night.

    Yay for good customers!!!
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    Re: Let's have a GOOD customer thread!

    One good custy I had a couple of weeks ago gave me $100 for only 3 dances. I did the last 3 songs for him at the end of the night and he handed me a crisp one hundred dollar bill and told me to keep the change. So sweet!

    The last one I had gave me $200 to just sit there and chat with him for the last hour and a half of the night. He just wanted company, and I was just tired from my shift and wanted to rest. Mind you, we do not have a VIP hustle at my club. I LOVE THAT.... getting paid to sit on my ass and do absolutely nothing, LOL.


    Yay for good custies!



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    One customer who I rarely see anymore but hes sweet, spends and even gets nervous in the VIP... hes so cute.

    Another I like is from SW. Very polite, nice and puts me in a good mood.

    A couple who was there - did an hour and a half with wife in VIP talking. Spent last hour of the night hanging out with her and husband tipped me $500 which is a 60% tip on what they spent in VIP...

    Others - well, anyone who spends a lot without trying to grab my tits is a good one...

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    Um, ummm, they give me money. That's good, right?




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    I had a sweet customer last night who gave me a happy ending
    Oooh, he gave you a happy ending? Spill the beans, spill the beans! j/k

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    i had a wonderful regular that spend a few grand on me every month for 3 years. he also paid off a 10,000 credit card. he was a total gentleman and never laid his hands on me once. i miss him. he found god and does a lot of missionary work now. i havent seen him in 2 and a half years.

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    My favourite was one day a few months ago.

    I'm sitting at the bar and so I strike up a conversation with a random guy, kinda geeky looking, and don't expect much. Turns out he's (holy shit) a water rights lawyer. Thank god I took earth and enviro sci in high school and read the newspaper. We had a completely fascinationg conversation about the state of the Yampa River and how it's traditionally controled by a system of gentlemen's agreements, but the county has been looking to enact a formal set of laws governing the rights.

    I eventually had to go up to dance (I'd completely lost any interest to hustle him cause the conversation was so fascination) and in my second song, he sneaks up behind me, sits down at my stage, and lays out three twenties.

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    I had my "date" with my great regular last night. Totally awesome! We went to a Japanese steakhouse and then went dress shopping (for a new dress for the gown clubs that I want to go out for this summer). He was a perfect gentleman, paid me the $200, AND has promised to buy me the beautiful blue dress I tried on ($150!). So I'd have to say that he's definitely a "good" customer!

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    My friend was tipped with a Wii today. Her regular, who always buys at least four dances a night, got her a Wii and special ordered games for her...

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    Most memorable didn't spend heaps and heaps of money, but was just very pleasant. Right near the end of my shift he paid for half an hour with me, didn't try to touch, didn't even expect me to dance. We just sat round and talked about stupid shit, including Star Wars. He was fun and polite and well groomed and also cute. It kinda makes me want to go back to work in Auckland again some time. I swear the guys are nicer.

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    My one regular tried to get me a company pass to the local gym, which is crazy discounted. It didn't work, but I appreciated it!

    He also took me to CR to get me way from a troupe of assholes that came in, and told one off who got nasty with me.

    Sigh.

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    I have a sweet regular who is a firefighter. He's so sweet to me. Never asks for dates, or tries to grope me or asks for my number. He tips very generously for the show I give him. I told him how sexy it would be if he came in wearing his firefighter outfit. So he brings it in! I dance for him and do my show for me and I'm getting a huge kick that he did something nice for me. On top of that he gave me an extra $120 tip on what he normally gives me.

    I am so thankful for a guy like him. He always makes me smile knowing I actually go have a good time with him. He's even kinda cute too.
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    I have a regular who I see about once a month when he's in town on business. He used to be a Chippendales dancer in the 80s. He brings me a different promotional poster of his from back in the day every time he visits. It's so funny, like him in an army outfit, firefighter outfit, bowtie/cuffs/banana hammock combo, etc. He's old now (like 50) but he was a good looking guy back in the day! He never goes to VIP, but comes in early and pays me wel to drink and hang out. He's so nice and really worries about my life and well being. He comes to hang out only with me, but tips all my friends generously. I need more of these!

    As far as customers go, he's pretty nice, but I think I would think of him as a loser IRL - I'm horrible.
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    Last Friday night started off a lot slower than normal and no one in the club was spending money. I was feeling kinda crappy so I was sitting at the bar drinking a sugar free red bull trying to muster up some energy for the rest of the night when a guy that looked like he was in his mid-twenties comes and sits next to me. I'm thinking ....hoorah.... another "big spender" .

    At first he seemed really into his beer and the basketball game on TV but then he started chatting me up. He seemed like a pretty cool and intelligent guy and there wasn't anyone willing to spend money in the club at that moment so I chatted with him until it was my turn on stage.

    I was pretty sure that he wouldn't buy any dances because he didn't even come to my stage to tip me when I was on stage but when I returned to the bar after my set was over he handed me a $100 bill....SWEET!

    I didn't expect to earn any more money from him but over the course of the evening he spent about $500 for private dances and sitting and talking to him. He didn't even want me to "dance". I just sat there in his lap with my dress on while we chatted and he rubbed my shoulders.

    The only thing he seemed to want was to hold my hand and for me to be all cute and flirty with him. I'm guessing he was looking for the "girlfriend experience". These customers are my FAVORITE!!!

    I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope that guy comes back in again. He didn't even do the stupid thing where they ask for your phone number...he just left while I was on stage after slipping me a $50 .
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