So as I drove home tonight, what did I spot, but a rather interesting car. Sure, it had the "Support Lap Dancing" ribbon on the back (I've got one on my 'fridge), but it went beyond that. A Hello Kitty window decal and a "Bitch On Board" bumper sticker. A "Support Bitching" ribbon and window decals of the Playboy Bunny and the Victoria's Secret pink dog. It had others I can't remember and couldn't make out, but you get the idea. There was something rather pink and girly, and also "in your face tough chick" about this particular vehicle.
At this point, we are perhaps a quarter mile from my club, which is near where I live. I chuckled thinking "Wow, that's like a StripperCar(tm). I wonder if it'll turn in to my club? Oh man, that'd be funny." Then up ahead, it slowed. Then it put on its turn signal. Then, to my total delight, it freaking made a turn into my club's parking lot.![]()




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