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    So as I drove home tonight, what did I spot, but a rather interesting car. Sure, it had the "Support Lap Dancing" ribbon on the back (I've got one on my 'fridge), but it went beyond that. A Hello Kitty window decal and a "Bitch On Board" bumper sticker. A "Support Bitching" ribbon and window decals of the Playboy Bunny and the Victoria's Secret pink dog. It had others I can't remember and couldn't make out, but you get the idea. There was something rather pink and girly, and also "in your face tough chick" about this particular vehicle.

    At this point, we are perhaps a quarter mile from my club, which is near where I live. I chuckled thinking "Wow, that's like a StripperCar(tm). I wonder if it'll turn in to my club? Oh man, that'd be funny." Then up ahead, it slowed. Then it put on its turn signal. Then, to my total delight, it freaking made a turn into my club's parking lot.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    lol! Badass!!

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    hehe, reminds me of those art cars in San Francisco
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    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    And you got no picture?
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    Yea you shoulda snapped a pic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christany View Post
    hehe, reminds me of those art cars in San Francisco
    LoL, that's what I was just thinking!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Jessica View Post
    LoL, that's what I was just thinking!
    If I had one, I'd deck it out with stilettos, dollar bills, sequin garters, and a dashboard hula stripper that shimmies on a pole.
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    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    LOL, I thought I was the only one that could spot cars like that! I can look in our parking lot and tell who car is who's by their stickers and magnets.

    Mine isn't so easy thank goodness, lol.

    I just have the gym logo, a "I love my dog", small pink BC ribbon, and a John Deere sticker.

    But one girl has all this PETA/vegan stuff, animal stuff, and various bands on it, plus a Hello Kitty, lol. I had never seen her get into or out of that care before, but I knew it was her's.
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