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    Upon vehement discussion betwixt myself and a disrobed partaker in our magenta estate, it seems we wish to wax poetic on the aggregate of textual horrors which have befallen our sad affairs in literate typing with our glistening manicured nails upon the cold plastic keys.

    THUS.. we must partake in the incessent ramblings of much 'bullshit' in the macabre style which Mistress Cody fancies herself while clutching her Hollywood-sold soul to the golden statue which so resembled her horrific choice in matching outfit, albeit the statue was sans bespotter.

    We are oft compared to wanton courtesans in their youth with little knowledge but where the location of a thick hard throbbing rod on male genitalia is to enter out orifices. SO... it is upon the imitation pages of this hand-spun thread made by ladies who remove their clothing that we shall prove the patriarchial society wrong. FOR WE ARE NOT CLASSLESS UNINTELLIGENT STRIPPERS like diablo cody... we can be unlikely and intelligent as we devour our mountainous peanut butter on glutenous bread with amputated crusts!

    SO GO! Wax your poetic. Use a Thesaurus! And for god sake, use hyperbole, because only the vapid misconseptions of intelligence will ever mistake our words for TRUTH!

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    Y'all are just so totally jealous. Don't even lie.

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    This yarn made of stripper dust was merely a jest upon the writing styles of Mistress Cody in her short-lived memoir.

    Sophia Ashley and I have decided this lycra fueled rant SHALL EXIST!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    We are oft compared to wanton courtesans in their youth with little knowledge but where the location of a thick hard throbbing rod on male genitalia is to enter out orifices.
    And I have a new siggy.....
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    No, the kind words are not bespoken of a TRUE unlikely mock courtesan! For you must respond in kind to this fanciful thread made of strawberry melon spray and lapdance mishaps!


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    I am finding it arduous to have many synonyms to the word 'thread'. I shall have to figure deep upon the graying scale of my keyboard upon which my acrylic matches acrylic where I will locate via BLOG another word for the fanciful ribbons of costume I have spoken of.


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    (PS this entire string of typed thought is entirely in jest and made purely to have a reason to discuss in length with many large words our lives using as much 'bullshit' as possible. Not to actually make fun of Mistress Cody.)


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    [quote=Lysondra;1547190]Upon vehement discussion betwixt myself and a disrobed partaker in our magenta estate, it seems we wish to wax poetic on the aggregate of textual horrors which have befallen our sad affairs in literate typing with our glistening manicured nails upon the cold plastic keys.
    [quote]

    I didn't read any further than this - already compleeetely turned on. Yeah...betwixt yourself and disrobe. GIGGITY GIGGITY
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    I'd love to partake in a grand tour of the upper west crust area of the wonderful gray area of Chicago that I reside at currently. However, like most nights. IT's very dark and gloomy with a touch of rain and sirens whoorling about it frightens me as if I were a deer in headlights, caught off guard by the sudden change in scenery, once I step outside. I would love to enjoy a few amazing delicious mouth watering taco's from the store that sits closer to the west side. Ah but to leave my small dwellings to venture out into the wild to partake in tacos is very dangerous and would make me rather misty eyed if I were to be shot to death with rage from a young sir who finds himself always in the company of felony provoking minors who wear do rags on their heads with colors of primary and waving their silver and black shiny guns in the air with the molecules of life swirling about it.
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    Lysondra I couldn't compete with yours lol You by far win. But I want some fucking tacos
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Ashley View Post
    I'd love to partake in a grand tour of the upper west crust area of the wonderful gray area of Chicago that I reside at currently. However, like most nights. IT's very dark and gloomy with a touch of rain and sirens whoorling about it frightens me as if I were a deer in headlights, caught off guard by the sudden change in scenery, once I step outside. I would love to enjoy a few amazing delicious mouth watering taco's from the store that sits closer to the west side. Ah but to leave my small dwellings to venture out into the wild to partake in tacos is very dangerous and would make me rather misty eyed if I were to be shot to death with rage from a young sir who finds himself always in the company of felony provoking minors who wear do rags on their heads with colors of primary and waving their silver and black shiny guns in the air with the molecules of life swirling about it.
    Perhaps, my lovely dancer of erotic dreams and men's dollarstore fantasies, you should carry with you a small gleaming black object that, filled with pepper upon which you do not eat, and point the heavy nozzle in men's piggish snouts as they mouth breathe their sweatpant boner scented beer breath on you. Then maybe, you may have the tacos, without the fish.


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    I'm sorry - I mispoke. She specifically said to use a thesaurus. As such:
    I did not peruse supplementary data within an auxiliary timeframe than the present state of circumstances – regardless, the situation dictates that the afore mentioned statements are of great intelligence and cognitively pleasing which leads to physical sensations that are quite positive in nature. If we break down the logic of the statements and examine the Latin derivatives, the only logical conclusion is… GIGGITY GIGGITY.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
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    I'd love to take an tin object that contains pepper I cannot devour and spray it, as if it were venom upon young men that approach me as if I were meat and they were some sort of rabid beast. But alas I'm careless with dousing others with fluids and venom like liquids, I surely would injure myself in the process to rectify the absurd behavior of felons while in the quest for my tacos. I've pondered the solution, tumbling it over and over in my cranium for about 23 minutes now and 2 seconds with 4 deep sighs from within my body. I believe placing a phone call to an establishment that has men with whom have cars. Those men will bring upon me many tacos for a fair price and to my dwellings door within an hour of time span.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo View Post
    I'm sorry - I mispoke. She specifically said to use a thesaurus. As such:
    I did not peruse supplementary data within an auxiliary timeframe than the present state of circumstances – regardless, the situation dictates that the afore mentioned statements are of great intelligence and cognitively pleasing which leads to physical sensations that are quite positive in nature. If we break down the logic of the statements and examine the Latin derivatives, the only logical conclusion is… GIGGITY GIGGITY.
    Ah! Now your eloquence registeres on the scale which my brain absorbs information for I am the opposite of your average pole smoking psyhcopath. Your information is not only useful but complementary and I am enjoying swallowing the sperm of your words and taking it as my own.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Ah! Now your eloquence registeres on the scale which my brain absorbs information for I am the opposite of your average pole smoking psyhcopath. Your information is not only useful but complementary and I am enjoying swallowing the sperm of your words and taking it as my own.
    I am pleased that we have interfaced in such a way that provides positive information regarding the status of our community developments and clarifies more than the simple existence of a pole and the smokage of sage item in a matter that might be less than cognitive.
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    I'd love to take an tin object that contains pepper I cannot devour and spray it, as if it were venom upon young men that approach me as if I were meat and they were some sort of rabid beast. But alas I'm careless with dousing others with fluids and venom like liquids, I surely would injure myself in the process to rectify the absurd behavior of felons while in the quest for my tacos. I've pondered the solution, tumbling it over and over in my cranium for about 23 minutes now and 2 seconds with 4 deep sighs from within my body. I believe placing a phone call to an establishment that has men with whom have cars. Those men will bring upon me many tacos for a fair price and to my dwellings door within an hour of time span.
    I implore you to wrap your crimson talons around the plastic cradle that is your phone. Bring it upon your ear and order, vehemently, that you receive tacos at your glitteratized place of residence. If only you had not wasted those four sighs and twenty three minutes, you could've obtained your delicious meat filled fried tortillas in 36 minutes and 58 seconds! Alas, you have learned the lesson which has gripped your soul for now almost four and a half sighs as you have slowly dropped the phone back into it's hollow shell, abruptly ending the life of the elongated tone which announced the demise of the call. Next time, you will obtain your tacos in a much more timely manner.


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    When using the seat of the faculty of intelligence and reason for oral copulation, do you discover you find delight by ingesting or spatting the seeds of his loins back upon his heaving chest?
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    On this moonlit eve, as the sky darkened to the shade of polished obsidian, brightened only by the small gaseous lanterns hanging in the fabric of the night and the slivered crescent of Mistress Luna herself, your humble servant accepted an invitiation of great honour and prestige: an opportunity to accompany a man of upright and notable character to a haven for lost souls and discovered treasure. What began as a brief journey expanded to fill the evening, as your servant and the man browsed through rows upon rows of tall shelves overflowing with the most beloved substance known to civilization: books. As we ventured through the aisles and passages, the myriad of bright covers beckoned to us, offering to instruct us in the wisdom of the ancients and the Atkins diet. My neurons flashed excitedly, and I transmorphed into the quintessential young person in a retail establishment specializing in sugared goods.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    SO GO! Wax your poetic. Use a Thesaurus! And for god sake, use hyperbole, because only the vapid misconseptions of intelligence will ever mistake our words for TRUTH!

    YAR! BLOG.

    BLOG.

    BLOG!
    Verily!! My grand salutations to thee fair maiden of the land of bouncing pocketed mammalian mammaries and vegemite splattered combies...alas sheathing my pork sword in that foul succubus Cody's tonsil tunnel until her gargling demise would nary excite my phallic electrons to the degree that thou voluptous verbal symphony has inflicted upon me wily, artful dodger loins. Pray thee bestow upon your brethen an endless river of this spewage.

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    My cabeza. It hurts.

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    !! BEST.

    THREAD.

    EVER.

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    at the moment, I have nothing to add...
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    Great thread. Keep writing ppl! Nothing to add currently.

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    ^^^^The fornicating infantile feline's use of pompous phonics certainly illustrates the root of enlightment...ye may yet be worthy of my spam ram ma'am!!

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    This thread is fucking awesome! Vocab expansion ftw. *takes notes*

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    That was just beautiful...
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    As I sit on my brown wooden seat, I contemplate the woefulness of my employment, and the vapid tarts I am forced to share every evening with, I think perhaps the source of my resumed happiness will come in the form of an afternoon meal. But what to consume? Shall I create something using building blocks from that white, cool box which resides in my kitchen? Perhaps carry myself, on my two legs, to the place next door which sells such premade foods as to save myself the trouble of cooking? Or shall I sit here, in front of this florescent box, wracking my brain for more hyperbole, adjectives, and synonyms?

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