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    Default Male (monkeys) pay to ogle female bottoms

    Another article I hope hasn't been posted yet... I'm posting it under Stripping General (because I think it's funny how it can be compared with human transactions in stripclubs), but do you think it should be moved?





    "A new study found that male monkeys will give up their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of female monkey's bottoms. The way the experiment was set up, the act is akin to paying for the images, the researchers say.

    The rhesus macaque monkeys also splurged on photos of top-dog counterparts, the high-ranking primates. Maybe that's like you or me buying People magazine."

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    Default Re: Male (monkeys) pay to ogle female bottoms

    That's one hell of an awesome study!

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    Default Re: Male (monkeys) pay to ogle female bottoms

    Interesting how the monkey's know who the higher ranking females are when they have never interacted with them. Seems to mean hot monkey=higher ranking. Awesome.

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    That's really interesting. I wonder if they got boners!!
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    Default Re: Male (monkeys) pay to ogle female bottoms

    I think I'd rather have juice than look at a monkey's ass. But that's just me.

    LOL

    Seriously though. This is a cool article.
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    Default Re: Male (monkeys) pay to ogle female bottoms

    ^ Why are all these 4 year old threads popping up lately?

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    Awe i thought jaizaine was back
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    Me too I liked her. There have been a lot of old threads popping up and I suspect an influx of trolls.

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    Default Re: Male (monkeys) pay to ogle female bottoms

    It may be something new about the search mechanism. I've noticed it happening in CC as well. I'm thinking it's a new way that people are finding threads. Seems that people are commenting on them w/o realizing how old the threads are (easy to do). This would suggest that either new people are finding threads and not looking at the date before posting or people are finding the threads in a way where the date isn't immediately obvious (like through a google search).


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    Default Re: Male (monkeys) pay to ogle female bottoms

    I dare anyone to resurrect my April Fool's post from 2008. The winner will get to ogle female monkey's bottoms and keep their juice.

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