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    Default Woo fucken HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Guess what I did last night!! YES I finally tried out another club!! AND it was BANGIN! Its now my favorite club of ALL TIME!!!!!!!!

    It was my #1 favorite day of stripping in my whole 4 years, ever, hands down. It even beat the Wing Bowl, I made the same amount of money IN LITERALLY 1/3 THE TIME. It also calculated out to be more than 2 times I make at work on a typical Saturday night with no CRs.

    AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?!??!?!?!

    FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 6 MONTHS, I DIDN'T DRINK AT WORK. NOT ONE SIP.

    They didn't serve alcohol, which is one of the reasons why I tried it out.
    Now that my commuter-friend has retired from dancing, I need all the energy I can get to work 4 nights a week. That means less drinking, which makes me tired and feel like shit the next day.

    Its also only less than an hour from my house! The drive is so beautiful (its in the mountains, my favorite place), that I am able to be focused and enjoy the drive, and everybody drives nicely like me. Driving 4 hours a day to work is something I just can't do alone 4 times a week, which is another reason I tried it out. Especially to Philly....I catch myself going into a trance all too soon, my sight loses focus, and people are assholes. Seriously u guys everytime I drive to Philly I feel like it may be the last time, as horrible as that sounds.

    It was so busy last night that I literally did not have time to PEE, touch up my makeup, or even drink a bottle of water. I could barely MOVE through the crowd. And guys were all to eager to get a damn dance.


    They have a weird system set up there....its $20 for a dance, the club gets $10, and then the girl asks for a tip (you can also ask for tips up front) and says "the average tip is $20 a song" and hope the guy pays it. So, I tried out Britney Ireland's tip of setting my dance price higher up front....it was $40 for a dance with me (plus tip if you like ), AND NOBODY FLINCHED AT PAYING IT!! They even fucken TIPPED!!!!!!! I couldn't believe the outrageous amounts I was getting for these dances!! I was even getting $50 and $60 dances (well with tip it worked out to these amounts).


    And the best part of this whole place is.....THE CUSTOMERS DON'T TALK. Well, besides "Can I get a dance?" At D's, I can count on at least 90% of the customers trying to guilt me into giving me their number, asking me to meet them at the bar/their hotel, or even worse actually trying to date me. UGH! Also, at D's its mostly loser businessmen who are stingy with their millions anyway. I was so sick of the CR hustle....and trying to have a conversation with someone I hate never works out well anyway. These guys might not spend thousands, but they'll spend what they've got willingly and quickly! Its awesome.


    OK I have to stop this thread because if I keep writing all the good things about this place yous guys eyes will glaze over if they haven't already!

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    I wish your club was in SD because I WANT!

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    good for you! glad you found a club that fits you

    congrats on not drinking, too.

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    Fantastic!! Is this the second club you've worked at?

    I reallllly wanna try a new club but I'm so scaaared!

    I'm glad your experience was good though!


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    ^I've worked at a billion clubs, when I was younger and only doing it part time (when I was 19-21). I was a big club-bouncer! Since I started stripping full-time at 22, this will be my 3rd club I've actually stayed at for more than a few weeks My other club I have worked at for a year though, so its like I forgot what it was like to work somewhere else!

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    woo hoo! It's so great when you find a club that's perfect for you. Sounds like you did!
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    thats so amazing to find a place you *want* to stay at. i'm like you, i danced for a year and moved around sooo many times.. i worked at 5 baltimore clubs, 2 of them twice, and briefly in delaware, too. then i came to my club now and i've been here for almost a year!

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    OMG-that's awesome! See-there's life outside D's! Sorry we stole your commuter pal, but sounds like you've got a better deal going on anyway!

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