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    Me and my kitty have always had an excellent relationship, I never seem to have to worry about yeast infections or "irritation" or any kind of kitty/sex related issues. Then last week suddenly things start feeling kinda crazy so I go to the doc and she tells me I have BV ! Huh?! And she gave me antibiotics which I took like clockwork apart (from one or two missed doses) and yet I took my last pills today and things are NO better!

    What the fuck, vagina?! I've no idea what could have triggered this whole thing to start with and I can't believe I'm gonna have to drag my "immune-to-all" kitty back to the docs again tomorrow to start over.

    Plus those pills for it make me hella nauseous. And gave me crazy-ass mood swings. And my bf seems to think its amusing. *rant*


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    LOL! Welcome to my world. My kitty seems to attract YIs

    Hope your doc can give you something different that will knock it out.

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    Ugh. I feel your pain. For the past couple years I've gotten BV and then a yeast infection right after it over and over. It blows, especially because there is no rhyme or reason that me or the doc can think of.

    Go back to the doc though, and hopefully they can give you something to get your kitty healthy again.

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    +1 YI after YI... and usually no idea why-i... (oh that was awful, i'm so sorry).

    anyway... i hope everything works out!

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    dude if this is your first time u r lucky! thats all im saying.
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    yeah, i'm not a fan of my kitty either after all the yeast infections and bv. ugh so annoying. why don't men have to deal w/this crap!?!

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    Every time I get a YI I wonder what the cavewomen did about things like this and it skeeves me out to no end. Imagine having to walk around with one for the rest of your life? Shudder, shudder.

    Modern medicine is wonderful. Something will eventually work.
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    Are you sure it's not an STD? I thought I had BV as well, and the dr. even gave me antibiotics for it but I got a culture done anyway and it wasn't BV, it was chlamydia. I don't mean to scare you, but better to be safe than sorry.

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    Don't soap the clam

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    I think every girl in the universe has had bv at one point.. it fucking sucks.... you should be ok within the next few days... just refrain from having sex for a couple days. because that will trigger it even more.

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    I think every girl in the universe has had bv at one point.. it fucking sucks....
    not this girl yet! pardon me but what is bv?
    i'm a leaf on the wind... watch how i soar!
    Nothing like a furry snatch of doom to brighten your day, lol!

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    Bacterial Vaginosis

    Bacterial vaginosis (BV) is the name of a condition in women where the normal balance of bacteria in the vagina is disrupted and replaced by an overgrowth of certain bacteria. It is sometimes accompanied by discharge, odor, pain, itching, or burning.

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    oh. thank for the info! sorry about your vagina Miss_McKenna. feel better soon
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    Nothing like a furry snatch of doom to brighten your day, lol!

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    That damn medicine is Metrodonizadole or something like that that leaves an ungodly metallic taste in your mouth even when you drink milk with the damn horse pill. Why a pharmaceutical company hasn't bothered to coat that shit with something I don't know.
    I had to slow down on using the smelly good soaps and such because whenever I use it for a long amount of time, my nookie gets sick too.

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    God yeah, the Metronizadol made me want to cry every time I took it, it was SO nasty! I can't swallow big pills so I had to crush it up into a mouthful of juice and I would be coughing and gagging each time. EVIL!!

    So I went back to the docs and she gave me some metrogel vag inserts for the next five nights. I'm praying it works because this whole itching/burning thing is about to make me jump off the roof. And my bf still seems to think its funny - lets see how much he likes going without sex for the next week!!

    Aah, the hassles we ladies have to go through!


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    Anyone who gets chronic yeast infections or any other bacterial infections should start taking either Keifer, which you can order on ebay for real cheap and make your own keifer with Rice Milk(recommended) or find a really good brand of acidopholus. I do alot of research on Curezone.com and came across alot of excellent information there. I basically started research on natural acne cures and come to find out, Candida, an overgrowth of bad bacteria in your body, is a havoc for all kinds of nasty things. Go this site and check it out. You can get answers for any kind of illness, disease, acne etc, etc. I swear, you will be addicted to that site. You will find out information, that even your doctor can't tell you. And also, I did improve my acne almost 100%, but i still have not defeated candida all the way. Keifer is a Godsend and so is oil of oregano.
    PS. A friend of mine was getting chronic yeast infections and bad acne and her doctor gave her acidopholus. Her acne and YI were gone rather quickly.

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