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    Hey! I like to know who from you would fart in customers face if you get paid? I would eventually volunteer to be this guest :-)

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    Default Re: Farting on customers

    i do it all the time and they dont notice half the time haha. if guys only knew lol

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    Default Re: Farting on customers

    i do it all the time.

    guys don't know. and if by chance they feel it or something, i've never had one confront me. haha!

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    ^ haha word!
    as damp as a cellar. . . all mildewy I'm as damp as a cellar. . . all mildewy

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    I fart and queef in their faces everynight I work. They can never tell, and they still tell me I smell damn good.



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    Default Re: Farting on customers

    what a great thread




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    Default Re: Farting on customers

    I would totally fart in someone's face for $$

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mily View Post
    I fart and queef in their faces everynight I work. They can never tell, and they still tell me I smell damn good.
    hahah I know SO many girls that have great farting on customers at stage stories.

    The best was this gang banger chick named Smiles and she (yes that was her stage name) qweefed in this guys face on stage ..accidently..and he said

    "do it again"

    We think he thought she farted..but it's hard telling.
    as damp as a cellar. . . all mildewy I'm as damp as a cellar. . . all mildewy

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    I am picturing this happening in a big communal lap room with everyone staring like WTF? Hahaha. Entertainment for the whole club.

    How much is face-farting worth to you, Furzkissen? With the right flatulent Gas Goddess, of course?
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    This remimnds me of a funny story. I was dancing for these brothers once, and I farted. It was quiet, though, so nobody heard it.
    Well, it started smelling really bad at the stage, so I turned to one of the guys and said "wtf, way to stink up my stage, you ass!" all serious. His brother turned to him and was like "GROSS, Bob!"

    hahaha Poor Bob.

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    he likes long trolls on the beach...

    Love it!

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    Farting on a customer must be fun. I'm dying to get farted on



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    I don't fart as often as I'd like, so a fart starved customer would need to buy me a special fart inducing meal first.

    And I'd fart for his ears/noses only, so he'd have to buy my night out.

    For a generous amount of $ I'd definately do an exclusive v.i.p. fart fest for that 'special' customer who's willing to pay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by red red red View Post
    I am picturing this happening in a big communal lap room with everyone staring like WTF? Hahaha. Entertainment for the whole club.

    How much is face-farting worth to you, Furzkissen? With the right flatulent Gas Goddess, of course?
    u r too funny, flatulent gas goddess.

    oh and dolly - fart starved customer, this thread is gold.

    to answer the question i'd do it if there weren' any other customers in the dance area. i wouldnt wanna put others off tho coz most people prob wouldn't find it attractive.

    BTW i totally used a tip i read on sw about if u fart when doing a private dance, i did the other night so i quickly lent over the customer with my hair so he could only smell my perfume.
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Farty trolls. The best.

    I know a girl who used to fart on custies all the time.

    It stopped when she let loose a hershey squirt and stained her g-string and his pants.

    LOL!

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    I heard a story that this guy bought a nude dance on the podium at a Melbourne club and the girl farted in his face accidentially but with such force that his hair blew back. He went and complained to management that a dancer farted in his face LOL.
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    ^^^OMG. That's why I walked around with my asshole clenched all the time when I was a newbie. Then I stopped caring and crop dusted everywhere for fun.
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    Will you accept farts from a dude? I'm in.

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    I wish the Fartabsorber were here right now with $1000. I would be giving him his money's worth.
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    There was this fecal-feliac dude that would come to my last club. He asked girls to fart in his face all the time and offered $20 per fart.
    What's fucked up is the guy was really into it...like a true sexual fetish.
    He also would request for girls to pull their T-bar aside and let him smell their you-know-what, and also offered upwards of $500 to watch you poop.

    I am not sure if anyone ever did it....we'd all get a good laugh when he'd come in though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    There was this fecal-feliac dude that would come to my last club. He asked girls to fart in his face all the time and offered $20 per fart.
    What's fucked up is the guy was really into it...like a true sexual fetish.
    He also would request for girls to pull their T-bar aside and let him smell their you-know-what, and also offered upwards of $500 to watch you poop.

    I am not sure if anyone ever did it....we'd all get a good laugh when he'd come in though.
    Color me dirty, but I'd do all of that for cash. 500 min for a dump...I'm in.

    Is there anyway to advertise yourself to these people? I'm sure there's tons of them too scared to just ask random people to do this stuff or GF's/wives refuse to do it...

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    Yea! How funny, I had a crazy friend that told me she got paid to shit on some rich old guys fancy glass table top. She went in,did the deed ,got paid and left!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joplin View Post
    Color me dirty, but I'd do all of that for cash. 500 min for a dump...I'm in.

    Is there anyway to advertise yourself to these people? I'm sure there's tons of them too scared to just ask random people to do this stuff or GF's/wives refuse to do it...
    The fucked up thing is...there have been weeks that have been so bad money wise these past few months (I mean really bad, like no money for groceries, gas, etc) the thought of popping back into the club, finding the fecal-feliac dude and telling him I have reconsidered on his offer. has p[opped into my mind.
    Cash up front, I bring a male escort/bodyguard (he wouldn't be in there when the deed is done but just to make sure I am safe) and no asking for anything else after I get done.

    I mean, realistically I'll never act on it, but like I said the thought has been there.

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    iv officially just fallen off my chair laughing! this is like the best thread!

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    I honestly had no idea there were so many fart sniffers. One of my ex's used to eat a lot of gummy bears and it made his farts smell sorta floral like roses... that's the only time I recall purposefully sniffing a fart... but the fact that guys like to sniff stripper farts just blows my mind lol. This thread is pure awesome. For whatever it's worth to the OP, I would totally fart in your face for a tip!! I'd also have to eat a gaseous meal, though. Some days I barely toot and other days I'm like seriously blowing my asshole out.

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