So for the first time in my stripping career, it happened to me last night. The horrible customer fart.
This guy comes to the stage to tip me, holds out a 5$, and as he's telling me how I am hot I am, lets out the most rancid, horrific fart I have ever encountered.
It engulfed me like an evil fog. He was taking an extra long time to shut up and tip me, all while I was trying to smile and hold my breath at the same time!
He finally put the 5$ in my t-bar and I crawled away very, very fast.
The guy just kept standing there watching me, standing in the stink. It was so bad the air conditionder pushed it up towards the stage, and I still got a little whiff as I was by the pole. Then another guy came up to tip me at the same spot fart guy was standing, I could see him make a face and move over to the other side of the stage!
The whole left side of the stage was contaminated. I was so afraid and embarassed that people were going to think I did it!
UGH!
I thought my husband was bad, but this was the king of all farts. The kind of fart that literally makes you gag.
I just thank god that it didn't happen in the VIP, which is closed off behind doors and isn't ventilated all that well.



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Gotcha! You could always be like, ewww someone has stank ass, lol!

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