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    Default Re: someone wants to pay me to sniff my farts

    We really need a decent age verification system on this forum. Thirteen-year-old trolls are so lame.

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    I liked the bear sex troll. He was my all time favorite.
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    Oh yeah, he was awesome.

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    Default Re: someone wants to pay me to sniff my farts

    Go for it! You might be able to get a lot of money from him.

    Back when I was a webcam model, I had a customer who'd visit me often wanting me to zoom in on my asshole and fart for him over and over so he could pretend to lean in and smell it.

    I was never able to do it though. I felt really bad because he was really sweet and gentle. It was a nice break from all the other jerks who'd want me to ram two toys in my ass which I never did either.

    He told me it was okay that I couldn't do it. He liked that I was trying to please him. He did tell me to go eat dinner at Taco Bell too but that doesn't do much for me so we just pretended and talked dirty..heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    I liked the bear sex troll. He was my all time favorite.
    i missed this one? what is bear sex dare i ask?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    i missed this one? what is bear sex dare i ask?
    I dunno. Some idiot was posting all these bear-porn stories on here a while back. They got deleted right away, but at least it was original.

    ETA: It was, quite literally, stories about him having sex with a bear. Possibly a grizzly bear. We don't know for sure.
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    Well I have my period this morning and I am very gassy and broke so BRING IT
    Visit me on myspace , Let me know if your from SW !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    I dunno. Some idiot was posting all these bear-porn stories on here a while back. They got deleted right away, but at least it was original.

    ETA: It was, quite literally, stories about him having sex with a bear. Possibly a grizzly bear. We don't know for sure.
    LMAO!

    ETA i just read this post out to my bf while pissing myself laughing so i meant LMAO quite seriously.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    ETA: It was, quite literally, stories about him having sex with a bear. Possibly a grizzly bear. We don't know for sure.
    Grisly sex with a grizzly bear!

    Unbearably funny...

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    ^^^^ EW. Poor girls.

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    Aw yeah....the bear porn was great. I totally wish I had copied some of that down while it was up but it got deleted so quick I couldn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sindi View Post
    Well I have my period this morning and I am very gassy and broke so BRING IT
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    I just found this forum site. Funny as hell. I would def pay a stripper to rip a few in my face. I had this one girl in N Philly area that trapped me and her ass smelled from I guess she was going to the bathroom. Honestly I would love a girl to fart in my face.

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    Damnit, i thought Jaizaine was back. Nobody is going to fart on you dude.
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    I would love to see Jazaine back. I still see posts from her on FB from time to time so I know she is doing well.

    Candyguy bumping old threads is kind of a no-no, especially old fart threads.

    I'm leaving this as is because Jazaine was so cool, but if there are objections I might delete the whole thread
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    ^ Just close it- stick it in my best of troll threads- too funny.
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    Default Re: someone wants to pay me to sniff my farts

    I have this request daily on cam. The sound of farting is also a turn on to guys also.
    Im always gassy, so its a win~win.
    The joys of menopause!
    Wish i could get paid irl.
    I'd be rich very fast! Lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    hahahahahaha I just got this PM:
    I behat if you were in Montreal I would know who the guy is.. lol I have a friend who likes that.... lol

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    Default Re: someone wants to pay me to sniff my farts

    At the first club I worked there was a regular who would pay extra if you would fart in his face when you were dancing. He also loved to rub your sweaty feet and then smell them. I rarely danced for him - I just couldn't bring myself to do it and got weirded out knowing he was trying to smell my ass. He was old and was raised Amish or something and still had the overalls and the beard with no mustache. And he was a pig farmer. So much to make of that guy.

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