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    Default So can I get a free dance??

    So does anyone else get this stupid ass question from male friends/associates/men who find out what u do for work?

    I fucking hate it, it's so rude.

    It's happened so many times. Ill speak to a guy who I either just met or who I havent spoken to for ages and they ask what im doing and if i choose to tell them then the next question "So do I get a free dance" or "do I get a dance on the house?"

    First of all cheap fuckers, I'd prefer u not to visit the club full stop. Time is money when Im there and I dont need some wallet blocking douche there who wants to waste my time for free dances.

    Second of all NO FREE DANCES, NOT NOW NOT EVER. You might get a free dance for your birthday if you are a long time regular who has spent in the tens of thousands, then muthafucker I think u have kind of earned a freebie.

    Anyone else share this gripe?
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    Default Re: So can I get a free dance??

    "no, but I can give you a free kick in the balls. How about it?"

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    Default Re: So can I get a free dance??

    I've had guys think they were going to get a dance then and there-Seriously what would they do if you sat them down and started stripping off your jeans or something? This is so stupid. I tell guys (if they find out) that I work in a big club in NJ and if they find the club they can come see me. (I work in PA) Would we get a free Whopper 'on the house' if we came to see them at work?

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    Default Re: So can I get a free dance??

    Ask them what they do and see if they'll give your their service/product for free.

    "I'll give you a free lap dance if you if give me free appendix surgery/oreos/wipes for my ass/whatever."

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    ^^Sadly, most of these guys are not the free appendix surgery sort. All we'd get is a free bucket of chicken or Blockbuster rental.

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    Default Re: So can I get a free dance??

    i get this all the time from the younger customers...usually when im walking past them to get to the DR or bathroom or something. because i hardly take the time to talk to younger looking custies anyway.

    and then when i try to explain that nobody with a brain would work for free...and that i would have to PAY the club money if i gave them a free dance (since the club takes a cut out of all dances)...i get this blank, confused stare....followed by begging and pleading.

    the other day, one of the girls i work with said some guy walked up to her while waving a one dollar bill in the air....then proceeded to ask her for a lapdance....FOR A FUCKING DOLLAR? um...no thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    ^^Sadly, most of these guys are not the free appendix surgery sort. All we'd get is a free bucket of chicken or Blockbuster rental.
    Hahaha, hey I'd gladly take the chicken bucket for a dance!! LOL


    This annoys me though. When I used to tell people what I'd do for work (or when they'd find out anyway from somebody else), I always get this from the men. OR "I'll have to come see you at work" I tell them to bring thousands. That'll ward em off.

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    I get this a lot at work. I'd say at least 3 times a week I'm asked to give some guy a free dance. Also, guys that find out are always asking me for free dances. It's so fucking obnoxious. No, ya mofo....I don't strip for free. I've been offered services before, and if that's the case I tell them they can come to the club, and get a $5 dance IF the product is at least $100. I've gotten some good things in the past for a quickie table dance.

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    Default Re: So can I get a free dance??

    I get it a lot and depending on the guy/ my level of drunkeness I will oblige. Two of my friends from the club (one of which I dated...mistake) and I often hang out at my place or 'Los apartment...all of like, a few blocks from eachother, lol. Anyway, while Dani and I were together there were occaisions where I did give free lapdances sometimes. There's nothing like a sit'n'wiggle to The Misfits!

    I also have a deal with my friend Kam that should he ever wander into the club (which is conveniantly located within walking distance of his place) and gives me free merch or tickets to a show, he will be paid the equivalent price in lap dances. Two of the DJs that I have opened my personal music collections for have at least one song of his that I remember giving them...New York Dressed Girl. Sadly it's the demo version, but it's still good stuff. Now that Kam's off on tour, when I hear his stuff it makes me all proud of him.

    The same merch or tix for lapdance offer is open to Kyle and David of Breathe Carolina, my other local band boys.
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    Default Re: So can I get a free dance??

    "Only if I can have $20 for free!"

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    Default Re: So can I get a free dance??

    Ay I remember this question. Its so annoying, and its always from the ones who you actually get along with. It always ruins it for me. I just say, "Sorry I cant - management knows how many dances we do; I can get in trouble, etc"

    It makes no sense, but they have no clue.

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    Default Re: So can I get a free dance??

    Quote Originally Posted by Brendita View Post
    "Only if I can have $20 for free!"
    LOL
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    Default Re: So can I get a free dance??

    I've occasionally had guys I've hooked up with who showed up at my club, and if it's slow, I'l sometimes hook them up with a freebie just so I look busy.

    But strangers in the club? Hell no. Guys who just found out what I do fora living and can't wait to come see me? "Make sure you bring a good amount of money."

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    Grrrr I HATE that question! This morning I had this guy I casually know ask and when I gave em the old 'do i come to your work asking for free shit" line he didnt quite get it. For some reason he thought a backrub he had voluntarily given me months ago was payment enough. DUMBASS! I also hate the 'can you get us in for free?' question. And take notice that Q is also usually asked by people you hardly know.

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    I say I work promotions at pubs, club and nightclubs. Then if they ask where I'm working next.. I play dumb "I don't know, I sometimes don't know til last minute." and have thus avoided all what the original poster posted about so far


    Yet I can so totally empathise!!!


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    "You suddenly got very boring to me."

    Seriously - that's just it. I find it boring. Like it's the stupidest question in the world, if you are unaware that it is the most banal possible thing to say to me after finding out what I do, then you probably need to be watered twice a day to stay alive. Not even rude. Just boring.
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    "Sure, one free dance with every 20 that you buy. Shall we start now? That will be $400."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    "You suddenly got very boring to me."

    Seriously - that's just it. I find it boring. Like it's the stupidest question in the world, if you are unaware that it is the most banal possible thing to say to me after finding out what I do, then you probably need to be watered twice a day to stay alive. Not even rude. Just boring.
    LMAO love it!
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    "You suddenly got very boring to me."

    Seriously - that's just it. I find it boring. Like it's the stupidest question in the world, if you are unaware that it is the most banal possible thing to say to me after finding out what I do, then you probably need to be watered twice a day to stay alive. Not even rude. Just boring.
    Awesome HA!

    Theres always reason for a free dance at my club. Birthdays, in the army, whatever, theres always some important reason why a guy thinks he is oh so worthy of a free dance. I would never understand why anyone would ever ask for something for free. As if we'll go, "Yeah I kinda know you so I would love to get naked and rub on you for free when others are willing to pay for it." YAY
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