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    Last night was the 5th grade social over at the middle school. All the 5th graders and their parents from all 5 elementary schools were invited to come. The kids went into the gym to socialize and play games and the parents went into the cafeteria to listen to the principal tell us what middle school will be like for our kids next year. When he was done we were told to go to the gym and pick up our kids.

    We go to the gym and the kids are in the middle of playing a Jeopardy type game, boys vs. girls. I see that my G is up on the panel along with 2 other boys and 3 girls. The questions are flying, buzzers are buzzing and the girls are ahead. The host then asks the following question:

    What are peas, lentils, chickpeas and limas?

    The answer is beans right?

    G buzzes in and says, “Things that make you fart”

    Oh.My.God.

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    Did the class break out in peals of hysterical laughter?
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    hahaha, thats hilarious!




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    Yeah, I think they might still be laughing.

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    ahahahahah!!!!!!! That's priceless, sounds like my kinda kid

    Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends.
    - George Bernard Shaw

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    That is awesome! What a cool kid, ahah.

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    Bahahahaha! Aren't kids awsome?



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    Oh he's a piece of work alright.

    I had to laugh when he said it even though inside I wanted to die. And I'm pretty sure I saw his future teachers write his name down as one to keep an eye on.

    But, it was pointed out to me by one of the guys that I work with that his answer really wasn't wrong.

    And last night at the DARE graduation, when the Mayor mispronounced our last name, G told the Mayor "you were so close".

    (((SIGH))))

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    Oh no, how did I miss this thread.

    Bwahahaha! I can sooo see him saying these things too! He came out with a doozy or two at E's party!

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    LOL!!!

    Sounds like my kinda kid!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    Oh no, how did I miss this thread.

    Bwahahaha! I can sooo see him saying these things too! He came out with a doozy or two at E's party!
    Oh I remember.

    And just the other day someone complemented me on how articulate G is. I thought to myself, you have know idea.

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    Genius! Seriously your kid rocks!

    My oldest was speaking about McDonalds commercial and some toys he saw, I told him I was not buying him McDonalds and my two year old says "no! mommy! E,I E,IOOOOOOO! mommy in the farm!"


    Kids come up with things lol

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    Wait!
    That's not the right answer?
    oops...
    Gotta love kids like this!

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