Results 1 to 19 of 19

Thread: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

  1. #1
    Banned
    Joined
    May 2007
    Location
    Schwarzefornia
    Posts
    2,410
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    There are men whose very appearance can compel you to turn your head in disgust, muttering the word "douche" in a long whisper. They're flexing in their skin-tight t-shirt, invading women's personal space at the bar and going on and on about their goddamn promotion.

    For all the times you've muttered, "What's the deal with that douchebag?" science has actually taken the time to answer what was probably a rhetorical question.

  2. #2
    Veteran Member Alia_of_the_Knife's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    746
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 10 Times in 6 Posts

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    I just love the pics.
    Quote Originally Posted by vbmenu_register("postmenu_1597376", true); View Post
    Uh, unless she went at that bush with a jar of shoe polish, she doesn't look much like a natural blonde to me!
    [url=http://www.TickerFactory.com/savings/w4tmpkz/]

  3. #3
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Mar 2008
    Posts
    453
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    roflcopter

    I see all of these douches regularly! Seriously, my old bar was like the Summer's Eve display in a mega-drugstore.

  4. #4
    Banned i.breathe.in's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2006
    Location
    ohio
    Posts
    4,967
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    wow...that was freakin funny lol

  5. #5
    Newbie Knotty_Girl's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2008
    Posts
    9
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    Wow, that was fucking hilarious .

  6. #6
    Veteran Member Sauske's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Planet Earth
    Posts
    645
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 6 Times in 4 Posts

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    hahaha I just finished an abnormal psychology class and this was great to put faces to the disorders :-D

  7. #7
    God/dess ahmeerah's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Center of the World.
    Posts
    3,128
    Thanks
    66
    Thanked 82 Times in 51 Posts
    My Mood
    Breezy

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    Wow. Carrot Top is kinda hot.

  8. #8
    God/dess Zabrina's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    2,892
    Thanks
    17
    Thanked 42 Times in 30 Posts

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    ^EEEWWWW No you didnt just say Carrottop was hot!

    My last bf is 3 flavors of douche, yeah thats great :/

  9. #9
    God/dess ahmeerah's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Center of the World.
    Posts
    3,128
    Thanks
    66
    Thanked 82 Times in 51 Posts
    My Mood
    Breezy

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    ^^^ lol well I'm liking all his muscles! I had no idea he had a body like that *lick* Yeah, I can't believe I'm saying this either.

  10. #10
    made_of_sequins
    Guest

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    I see they've been to New Jersey.
    (it's funny because it's true!)

  11. #11
    God/dess Sirona's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2004
    Location
    Massachusetts
    Posts
    3,012
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 46 Times in 27 Posts

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    Quote Originally Posted by ahmeerah View Post
    Wow. Carrot Top is kinda hot.
    I'm just going to assume you have a carbon monoxide leak in your house and chalk up your comment to a lack of oxygen.



  12. #12
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Aug 2007
    Posts
    1,420
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 6 Times in 4 Posts

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    Whoa, I never knew Carrot Top was so ripped!

  13. #13
    God/dess
    Joined
    Apr 2007
    Location
    The Diner State
    Posts
    5,085
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    Quote Originally Posted by made_of_sequins View Post
    (it's funny because it's true!)
    Especially the first one. OMG. They are everywhere.

  14. #14
    Senior Member
    Joined
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Houston
    Posts
    182
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    Carrot Top abuses synthol. He injects oil in his muscles to make them appear larger. Look at his delts, it's obvious. For more examples of synthol abuse, click on this link. Talk about disgusting!

    http://www.gymstories.com/?page_id=1...um=1&gallery=1

  15. #15
    God/dess Zabrina's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2003
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    2,892
    Thanks
    17
    Thanked 42 Times in 30 Posts

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    ^LOL Eww what the hell. How do you know carrottop does that?

  16. #16
    Senior Member
    Joined
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Houston
    Posts
    182
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    I was married to a bodybuilder. After countless events and competitions, I guess you know what to look for. Sort of like being a dancer and having the ability to spot breast implants.

    Look closely at the pic in the blue shirt. If you notice his shoulders have an extremely odd shape to them. This is not normal deltoid development, he has shot synthol to make his shoulders appear much more muscular than they really are.

    I have seen pics that showed his swollen infected injection sites, but I can't find them. I googled Carrot Top and Synthol and lots of pages and pics came up, but there was too many to go through.

  17. #17
    Banned
    Joined
    May 2007
    Location
    Schwarzefornia
    Posts
    2,410
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    Quote Originally Posted by J_Lynne View Post
    I googled Carrot Top and Synthol and lots of pages and pics came up, but there was too many to go through.
    Thanks for the info, JL!

    I'm looking forward to trotting out my new screen name: "CarrotTop_Synthol"...

  18. #18
    God/dess ahmeerah's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Center of the World.
    Posts
    3,128
    Thanks
    66
    Thanked 82 Times in 51 Posts
    My Mood
    Breezy

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    ^^^ ew. OK. Synthol really freaks me out. I didn't look closely at his pics.

  19. #19
    God/dess jaizaine's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2006
    Location
    melbourne australia
    Posts
    10,144
    Thanks
    328
    Thanked 219 Times in 133 Posts

    Default Re: 5 Douchebag Behaviors Explained by Science

    LMAO the aging douche. i just love the names!!
    I know intermittant explosive disorder is a real disorder coz i remember learning about it in psych but the name is so damn funny. when i heard the name i assumed it was a disorder where people occasionally blew things up
    Quote Originally Posted by Corgan View Post
    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

Similar Threads

  1. Quantitative Easing Explained
    By person in forum Dollar Den
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 11-15-2010, 02:10 PM
  2. Stimulus Package explained ...
    By Melonie in forum Dollar Den
    Replies: 44
    Last Post: 03-02-2009, 11:28 PM
  3. Bailout Explained
    By xanfiles1 in forum Dollar Den
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 10-03-2008, 12:58 PM
  4. I explained it like this.
    By Mare in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 06-20-2008, 02:47 AM
  5. Videojug.com - Life explained. On film.
    By Lysondra in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 12-04-2007, 05:21 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •