It must be such temptation when you're working feeling like crap and a customer is being mean or disrespectful. Have you ever just said "hell with it" and tried to make them feel like crap too for payback?

It must be such temptation when you're working feeling like crap and a customer is being mean or disrespectful. Have you ever just said "hell with it" and tried to make them feel like crap too for payback?




Hahahaha no but thats funny!!!




... only my dad when I was mad at him and I was like four years old
I'd never work even slightly sick though I know some do. I'm just not cut out to be a workaholic super stripper lol.
jokingly, and then i really did lol. poor guy.

Jokingly?





so what do you do? spit in their drink ?
I' ve wiped my snotty nose on their shirt ...or up their neck with them thinking its my toungue.
only to guys who are a problem though. You try after I say NO to do the same thing again? I SNOT on you! SO go there with your Robotussin and Nightquil..see how much fun you will have now..hahahahahahaha
of course!! I don't ever do anything nasty...usually just being around them is satisfaction enough for me while I'm sick.....





no never.
There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.




No, because I don't think I would be around the club in those circumstances - I would hope, though shit happens. If I'm contagious (not allergy stuff) while snotting up and hacking around an evil customer, then I'm likely doing it around my coworkers. I'd feel bad knowing I got a dancer sick and interfered with her income.
"Don't piss off a motivated stripper."




Not on purpose, but you're often carrying the virus before you show any symptoms.
My first year dancing I had the dreaded perma-cold from being around so many people.
^^ ya my first year i felt sick all the time, now i guess my imune system must be used to no windows, little ventilation, and close interaction with alot of people.
As far as TRYING to pass a cold no, but i have thought about smearing my lipstick on someones shirt who was married and being a douch





Never have, but it's funny to think about. I infect you, you grabby, octopus hands PL!![]()
Yes. I once released a lab mutated strain of bird flu at a bachelor party, and ran away laughing like a super villain in my 7 inch heels and a hazmat suit.
No. I know how much I hate being sick, and wouldn't want to risk passing on the germs to another dancer.
Not that I don't work sick (even got sent home for it once), but I try to be extra careful and disinfected when I do.
Nope never.
Ha, I know someone who did, not sure if it was intentional, though it was helpful. The customer was a good paying regular., and one night he said that he had discovered our skanky sister club where he gets "more", the girls even tongue kissed. I commented that it probably wasn't a good idea since I would think there would be a lot of colds and throat infections from doing that. He said I probably won't see him much now because he's going to go to that other club from now on.
Anyway didn't see him for ages and thought I'd lost him to the skanks, when he comes in one night and explained his absence with having a terrible flu.
One of the rare occasions when decent girls win out.




i've attempted to do it, but never found out the results. i can be dying but will not miss a saturday night so i just medicate up and work anyway and if a guy is being a particular prick, i'll druel a little on their beer/straw![]()
These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?
No, but I wipe boogers on assholes all the time.
Yes. A club manager for threating me with a huge fine if I called in sick. Okee-dokie! I showed up and gave him a big kiss on the mouth hoping to "share the love".![]()
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!
I always try to get my bf sick (mean I know) but he just has a super human immune system! He hasn't been sick in years. I don't know how he can never ever get sick especially around me, I get sick a lot.
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Alrite. I DEFINITELY tried this shit tonight. Some stupid fuck kept trying to grope me several times after I told him "NO this is the lapdance room, if u wanna touch then you gotta take me to the CR." Stupid piece of shit kept telling me I was "no fun." So I ended his pre-paid 4 dances after the first song, and make sure I sneezed all over this fuck. WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!




*waves Paris fan-club card* LOL.
The first few days I worked I was sick, but I pepped up on sudafed and was fine.
I assume this also reduces contagion as it stops snot...
Never been sick and had anyone be enough of a problem to have to consider revenge strategies at the same time.
Not on purpose, but we get in shit for calling in sick, and have to pay for our replacement, so most girls go in even when sick. Any given winter you can find 2 or 3 snotty strippers snuggling on a bed in the changeroom. It sounds kind of sweet, but it's not. It sucks.
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