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    Ladies,

    Given the countless lines and hits you've experienced, can you recount the best line or lines you fell for which allowed a customer to score with you.

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    "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"

    Works every time.

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    ::Scoots next to Madcap, "Hey baby, are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"

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    "So, you come here often?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    "So, you come here often?"
    I always have the same answer to that:

    "Yes, I'm a pathetic failure of a human, doomed to obtain affection only through paying for it. So let's go for lappers and get that done."

    You're right. It works.

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    No! You shall not score with me, foul customer!

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    ^lmao^

    oh hunny were strippers we dont need lines for you to score...wait...you holding?

    *sniff

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perry View Post
    No! You shall not score with me, foul customer!
    I super LOL'd

    What really gets me interested is when a guy spends a lot of time and money with me in the club. I'm serious. It shows that he really prefer me over all the other girls and that he's gentlemanly. Even better is when a guy gets me back in VIP just to talk. Then we get to know each other better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    I super LOL'd

    What really gets me interested is when a guy spends a lot of time and money with me in the club. I'm serious. It shows that he really prefer me over all the other girls and that he's gentlemanly. Even better is when a guy gets me back in VIP just to talk. Then we get to know each other better.
    And then what?, I think is the point of the OP's post.

    But seriously, there is an interesting angle to the question. EVERY story on here about guys and their attempts to get somewhere describe lines (and everything else) as "lame....lame....lame...."

    OK, if everything you've ever heard is lame, what would NOT be lame (besides money)? Or is that an empty set, when it comes to customers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everyman View Post
    And then what?, I think is the point of the OP's post.

    But seriously, there is an interesting angle to the question. EVERY story on here about guys and their attempts to get somewhere describe lines (and everything else) as "lame....lame....lame...."

    OK, if everything you've ever heard is lame, what would NOT be lame (besides money)? Or is that an empty set, when it comes to customers?
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    Only thing I've ever done is just be me. Slightly twisted [in a good way I hope], love of the ironic, not afraid to laugh at myself, no agendas [well - none hidden anyways], me.

    First thing is I NEVER try to "get with" any dancer. I like having fun and can always use more partners in crime toward that end, but "get with", ummm... no. So no lines required since I'm not going there.

    So I would say the best line is no line at all. Just be you. That should be sufficient to find play friends among people who want to play [and by "play" I just mean have fun, what ever form that may take - and there are many. If they don't want to play, why are you messing with them anyway... can't be good for either of you since no ones on the same page... just a recipe for bad feelings in that. Respect that they aren't into having fun, at least the same kind of fun you might be interested in, and find those that do... I've never noticed a shortage of people looking for a good time. ].
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    BTW, while we are on the subject, is it needed to point out the obvious: That it is just possible that if you are willing to judge the worth of someone simply by what you read on a website about them it might say a whole hell of a lot more about you than it says about the person you are judging?

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    There is no line. For anything to work I'd have to be interested. Which I'm immediately NOT as soon as soon as I meet you in a club with me mostly or all naked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaidern View Post
    Ladies,

    Given the countless lines and hits you've experienced, can you recount the best line or lines you fell for which allowed a customer to score with you.
    [25 minutes into dances]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everyman View Post
    And then what?, I think is the point of the OP's post.

    But seriously, there is an interesting angle to the question. EVERY story on here about guys and their attempts to get somewhere describe lines (and everything else) as "lame....lame....lame...."

    OK, if everything you've ever heard is lame, what would NOT be lame (besides money)? Or is that an empty set, when it comes to customers?
    Okay. This is one of those times where it might behoove everyone, but in particular the OP and those pressing for an answer to the OP's "question" whether this seems like a site dedicated or even interested in helping customers - very occasional customers at that - pick up strippers. Based on what you see of us here - does that seem to fit into the stripperweb agenda? Does that seem to you to be a topic that dancers are dying to discuss with you? Shit you can say to local dancers that will "work"?
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    "Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Okay. This is one of those times where it might behoove everyone, but in particular the OP and those pressing for an answer to the OP's "question" whether this seems like a site dedicated or even interested in helping customers - very occasional customers at that - pick up strippers. Based on what you see of us here - does that seem to fit into the stripperweb agenda? Does that seem to you to be a topic that dancers are dying to discuss with you? Shit you can say to local dancers that will "work"?
    lol Jenny if you think I am ACTUALLY interested in "lines that pick up strippers".....alas, you STILL don't know me.

    I was just trying to draw out the response that iambonbon so accurately (and honestly) made. And to make the related point, if every line is "lame", why complain so much on here about "lame lines"? It's like complaining about wet water.....or complaining about strippers who want your money. Just comes with the territory.

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    Hey, are your parents beavers? 'Cause DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM....

    *Note: This gets a LAUGH only. ONLY!

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    This line always works on me.

    "Here's 200 dollars for 2 minutes of lap dancing. You've made my night." And then LEAVE and never come back! That would make me swoon.

    Dancers will not date you if you use lines on them. It will irritate us and we probably heard it five minutes ago from the guy on the other side of the bar. Sit down, pay us, be polite and leave.

    Yeesh, it's a job not a dating service!

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    "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

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    Speak for yourselves, but my lines work all the time. I'll be like: "Hi. Could I have a dance?" Then she's all: "right this way." Never fails. Then I do this move where I give her some cash, but totally on the DL, ya know? Then, and I'm not making this shit up, she starts taking her clothes off! I know, wild, right? Like I don't even have to ask or anything, those g-strings drop like they're hot. I like to sit back and keep my cool, but I'm usually stoked, because we're talking completely naked here, if you don't count the heels. All because of my lines. Talk about 'score!' Recognize.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    Speak for yourselves, but my lines work all the time. I'll be like: "Hi. Could I have a dance?" Then she's all: "right this way." Never fails. Then I do this move where I give her some cash, but totally on the DL, ya know? Then, and I'm not making this shit up, she starts taking her clothes off! I know, wild, right? Like I don't even have to ask or anything, those g-strings drop like they're hot. I like to sit back and keep my cool, but I'm usually stoked, because we're talking completely naked here, if you don't count the heels. All because of my lines. Talk about 'score!' Recognize.
    Hahaha...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaidern View Post
    Given the countless lines and hits you've experienced, can you recount the best line or lines you fell for which allowed a customer to score with you.
    Lines?

    Lines don't even work with civilian chicks. They just make you look like a clueless, mentally-deranged twatwaffle with the social skills of Ted Kaczynski in a shouting match with The Three Stooges.

    And why in God's name would you ever, ever try to use lines on dancers? These girls already know what you're going to say before you do. They've also elevated to high art the delight of slicing overbearing, self-important, dead-ass-broke losers into thin slices of cold sashimi while calmly filing their fingernails. And getting paid for it.

    Some updated advice: Never eat in a restaurant named Mom's, never play poker with a guy named Doc and for God's sake, in the name of all things holy, never, ever try to use a line on a stripper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner View Post
    Lines?

    Lines don't even work with civilian chicks. They just make you look like a clueless, mentally-deranged twatwaffle with the social skills of Ted Kaczynski in a shouting match with The Three Stooges.

    And why in God's name would you ever, ever try to use lines on dancers? These girls already know what you're going to say before you do. They've also elevated to high art the delight of slicing overbearing, self-important, dead-ass-broke losers into thin slices of cold sashimi while calmly filing their fingernails. And getting paid for it.

    Some updated advice: Never eat in a restaurant named Mom's, never play poker with a guy named Doc and for God's sake, in the name of all things holy, never, ever try to use a line on a stripper.
    Mm. I love sashimi.

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    Guy: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?"

    Her reply: "No."

    Guy: *Winks*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    Guy: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?"

    Her reply: "No."

    Guy: *Winks*
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