So my day was okay I guess, I worked dayshift which is rare for me. I was about 10 minutes from home and got a MOTHER FUCKING SPEEDING TICKET. I was doing 89 in a 70. I still had full stripper makeup and hair and was wearing a rather low cut dress so I figured I had a chance since it was a male state trooper. You guys, I even told him I had medical problems and had to get home and then I started crying. I still got a ticket.
When I'm a cute stripper with my face on and hair done, boobies hanging out and crying and I still can't get out of a ticket, I suck at life. What a fucking prick ass state trooper, I hope he gets in a terrible car wreck 10 minutes away from being home.![]()




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