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    Moments like this make me want to hug the Internet and say "thank you." Lestat
    I know I have a great relationship. But it'd be more great-er if I let him stick it up my butt more! Sunday Morning
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    That is damn hilarious!
    Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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    Spot fuckin' on. Awesome post, awesome find.


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    I think I'm in love with this woman.

    That may be the most succinct and brilliant summation of the philosophy that I've ever seen.

    I thought her disclaimers at the end were unnecessary. She allows for exceptions, the minority, in the body of her piece.

    Brilliant.

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    That was fantastic!!

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    I know! I found it and was like 'oh my god, apparently I'm the norm!?'

    I think this should be compulsory reading for all men..
    Moments like this make me want to hug the Internet and say "thank you." Lestat
    I know I have a great relationship. But it'd be more great-er if I let him stick it up my butt more! Sunday Morning
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    Minor dissension. It was entertaining and had good perspectives, but I question her assertion of "the majority." I've met women who want it sweet and loving, and I've met women who want to be picked up and thrown against the wall. A caring guy learns to accommodate, but I don't presume that either one of those represents "the majority." I'd presume that either one has her individual needs.

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    brilliant. so very true for me. i think i need to start handing copies of this out.

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    ^ I love the slow and sensual stuff. It's such a turn on when men are rough , big , men to everyone and then they slow it down, pay attention to your whole body, touch soft, and tease you into oblivion.

    The article has some good points. No need to have them scared of us and walking on eggshells. I wouldn't want my bf / anyone I was dating to read this though since I like a mix of styles and I'd be pissed if my sensual fun got cut out. I want variety.
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    Ohhh sister, can I get a AY-men!!

    That needs to be compulsory reading for every male over 16.

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    Oh. Holy. Fuck.

    I was about to write hte same thing. Including a bit about ASKING how sensitive her nipples are. And something about the horrid feeling of having your clit sucked out through your labia like a drinking straw. ASK before you employ the vaccuum technique on her!

    Yes, I hate having my nipples played with. If i've said that and STILL have to flex my shoulders to get your head away from the fucking things, YOU FAIL. Not to mention IT HURTS ME. ugh pet peeve.

    sooooo tired of losers in bed. and horny too. Its not a good combination.
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    temporary abortions for everyone?

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    ^ NTD : Me too ! I have ultra sensitive nips. I hate it when they are grabbed to roughly. It's so yucky to me to have them pinched and it truly puts me in pain.

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    Good point on the nips. Mine are quite sensitive and I need to be eased into nipple play. I do enjoy it, but work me up to it! Don't just yank up my shirt and start slurping away like a starving infant. NOT SEXY. Ease me in, make me want it.

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    Fuck, the lsat time a guy pinched my nips, he went flying off the bed.

    I can't even stand having someone gently kissing or sucking, except in a VERY rare case, usually after they've already teased the hell out of hte surrounding area. For some reason, the sides of my breasts, and that spot where breasts meet ribs are my insta-turn on. Like abandon hope right there. SO if you've already teased all over, maybe you can get a gentle lick or suck in without pissing me off. The rest of the time, it varies between painful, and "uncomfortable, in a way that makes me angrier than any woman has a right to be".

    Yeah. I think i've only been with one or two guys who had areal notion of foreplay and LISTENED to all of this. That may be why, if i want to fuck someone, i just fuck them, with as little foreplay as possible. Because it gives them less chances to royally fuck up and send me out of bed in pain.

    Urck. Bitchy and horny. Not a good combo.
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    That's fucking awesome. LOL.

    You know that motivational BS some people pin up on their fridge and read every morning before starting their day? This should replace it.

    The best sex I've had was with a woman who was not afraid to tell me what she wanted. She didn't tell me everything mind you. I found out on my own that she really liked some hair pulling. I'd wait until we were really into it, and it really spiked her pleasure.

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    whoa ... that has words n stuff
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

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    ^^^ hehe, yeah...

    i have to say, just to illustrate the point that all women are different - I LOVE having my nips teased, and if I've already orgasmed once, I can cum just having them played with... oh man, so good..
    Moments like this make me want to hug the Internet and say "thank you." Lestat
    I know I have a great relationship. But it'd be more great-er if I let him stick it up my butt more! Sunday Morning
    ***sometimes it's what's on the outside that counts, too***

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    that's bullshit women keep threading me with sexual harassment charges.

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    I am sending this to my BF


    Like a ninja , LMFAO !!!!
    Visit me on myspace , Let me know if your from SW !!!!

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    ^^Yeah, what the fuck is up with the 'ninja' type dudes? Sorry, but if you're going to basically be silent the whole time we're having sex, I'm gonna lose interest really fast. I feel like a fucking idiot when the guy doesn't make any noise.

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    So there is no hope.

    No hope at all.

    If RoseWhite didn't toss and turn in her sleep, we'd have no Lily
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    omfg i love it! i want to put it on little index cards and hand them out to every guy i meet

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