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    And try to be nice, I'm sensitive.
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    You know guys like different body types. As long as you are confident and good at sales I'm sure you'll do fine. Oh, and once you start dancing, the pounds will just melt off.
    I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth

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    Does that mean I'll be able to button up my jeans?
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    You should post a picture with your hair down... I think it would help everyone's decision a little easier!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    Does that mean I'll be able to button up my jeans?
    You know what? Buttoning up jeans isn't for everyone.
    I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth

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    Oh, I could never do that. I have bald patches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    You know what? Buttoning up jeans isn't for everyone.
    *guffaw*
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    Do you have the house fee?

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    Sure I have the house fees! I'm already working as a phone sex operator.
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    Do you have any school girl outfits?

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    ^^^Yeah, let's see you with pigtails, and a cute little skirt. Rowwrrrrrr.

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    I'd have to see a video with some pole work first.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Im in love!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    And try to be nice, I'm sensitive.
    Where?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2 View Post
    Do you have the house fee?
    Sadly. Sporty and I are probably thinking the same thing here....
    Day shift at Cheaters in Providence...
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    There is a feature dancer that is around 400lbs. Her names escapes me at the moment. She is listed on some agency websites.

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    Okay. Now I have look that one up on TUSCL.
    LOL, OK, but trust me, nothing written on TUSCL or SCL even begins to describe this place...
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    Ya know some guys might be into that human pillow fetish. Beware some guys might try to feel out a warm wet spot on you and try to stick it in.
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    Apparently there's some fetish called "inflation" where they like feeding a bunch of food to someone to fatten them up. It's a weird world out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    Apparently there's some fetish called "inflation" where they like feeding a bunch of food to someone to fatten them up. It's a weird world out there.
    Where I grew up we called that "Sunday Dinner"...who knew!
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    ...!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    *gigglesnort*

    Okay, tell me about this club guys, seriously. I have a sick sense of humour. Swallow that bile and spill.
    Well, yes, swallowing would be the operative word...

    Cheaters contains every bad dancer and customer stereotype all packed under one roof. Located in Providence RI the club was the first to openly exploit the state's loophole in it's prostitution law that basically says that sex for money is ok as long as it is indoors. Several years ago the club installed private booths with actual doors on them and basically told the girls that they didn't care what went on in them as long as the customer paid a $30 booth rental fee for fifteen minutes....

    Fast forward to now, for about a hundred bucks you can get sloppy, smelly stinky, full service from girls who would be street walkers if the RI loophole didn't exist. There are some hot women here but mostly very unattractive women who can earn because they are selling sex, not a fantasy.

    The club is dark and smelly, many of the girls are high, drunk or both, mean and nasty to each other and the customers...I was once called an asshole in here by a 200lb dancer who I refused to give a mercy tip to after I refused her offer of a "dance" as I was sitting at the bar.

    A little slice of hell...
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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