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    Default What about a "bride" outfit?

    Ok, my friend and I were joking about a stripper show in a "bridal" theme- white corset/garter-belt/hose, white dress, veil, etc. And then you toss the bouquet and take it all off.

    I thought it was pretty funny and original, and if i were at the club and a girl did this, I'd love it!

    But is it just the BIGGEST TURNOFF to men who instantly think of the horrors associated with weddings and wives?

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    Thumbs down Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    I think it's kinda odd, and yeah the bridal thing may scare some strip club customers, who, if married, do not want to be reminded of marriage while at a strip club. You may as well come out as a housewife pushing a small child in a stroller. Okay, don't do that.

    Also, if you truly were in the whole bridal getup, dress and all, it might take an awkwardly long time to get out of the whole thing.

    Thumbs down for me. Maybe if you did it sans dress it would be good. That might look hot, and it might also be cool if you let one of the guys at the stage take the garter off.

    OR, you and another dancer could come out sans dresses and have a hot faux lesbian marriage! Ehh, that's probably too complicated.


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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    Quote Originally Posted by Biggieman View Post
    You may as well come out as a housewife pushing a small child in a stroller.
    You know what this reminds me of?

    On my first day, the hot manager gave me a "dance lesson" (before opening hours) to help me out a little... but she couldn't find a babysitter. So she brought her baby, and set him down in the middle of the stage while she showed me her moves.

    It was weird enough for me, being my first day acting naked and sexy... but now there's this human larva with his sesame street blankie or whatever, babbling onstage and watching me and his mother while we're taking off our g-strings for nobody but a handful of portuguese cleaning people wiping the all the mirrors. With all the flourescent lights on, too.

    Yep, real babies have been on the dance floor, if only the customers were there

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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    It wouldn't be a big turn off for me. Depending on the dress, veil and bouquet, it could be a little over the top but the idea is a novel one. Some of these looks are definitely hot.

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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    ^ wow bob, thanks for that link, i might try a couple of those ideas

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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    White is a favorite color of mine on a dancer depending on her skin tone so it could definitely work for me. The key to any themed outfit however is how well the lady sells it...I would definitely pay attention , for a few minutes at least.
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    I would totally do it at a buck's party and then tie the buck up with a ball and chain. But that's me.


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    I've seen this commonly done at high-end stripclubs. Full-gown wedding dress and all. The wedding dress was always specially made to be a rip-away dress.

    One of the more fun variations on this theme was the dancer coming out in the full outfit to the sound of "Here comes the bride", walking down the catwalk, and walking back. By this time, one of the bouncers (wearing a tux ... but all bouncers at that club wore tuxes) was on stage seated in a chair. She then did the traditional removing of the garter belt and putting it around his head. She was then given a bouquet of flowers from a dancer that came on stage to give it to her. She walked down the catwalk (as the bouncer disappeared), threw the bouquet of flowers at the end of the catwalk, and then as bouncers and dancers showered her with rice, she walked off the stage. Once behind the curtain, we heard a loud car roar, a bad transmission shift into gear, it sputtering off, and then the sounds of numerous cans being dragged along pavement. The sound effects got some good laughs from the audience. The curtain raised and on the stage was a free-standing door. The garter-belt bouncer then carried her across the stage to behind the door, she opened it, and he took her across the threshold and put her gently down. As she walked down the catwalk, the curtain lowered again to take him and the door out of view. She then started her striptease act. Before removing her dress, she removed her veil, fingerless to-the-elbow lace gloves, and stockings. All this done to the theme music of the movie "Ghost". Then she ripped off her tear-away wedding dress to reveal a hot red sexy latex dominatrix corset outfit, music changed to "Bad to the Bone", and she went wild on stage. She then stripped off the corset, bra, and panties to finish in the nude.

    When it was all over, she bowed and it was one of the few times I have ever seen a standing ovation in a stripclub.

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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    No thanks.

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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    Um, no. Hell, no.
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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    Oh hot damn wedding dresses are so freaking sexy!
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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    Most guys probably wouldn't be too enticed by this in the intimate sense, unless somehow there was a maid of honor involved, or a groomswoman in a tuxedo teddy.... But you're club might have more of a showbar environment where feature style shows are encouraged.
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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    No, but not because of the association with 'commitment.' They are just NOT sexy.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    This is funny because I went to this club in Brazil which is a stripclub / brothel all in one, and when I walked into the club section all of the women were dressed in white thongs, bras, and veils, they were having "bride night". I found a bride that I liked and took her into one of the rooms, the total cost for cover charge, drinks and the girl was $84. How many guys can say they had the "bride experience" and it only cost $84.
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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    I think I'd like it, but only once. Aren't wedding dresses rather too expensive for a one time act?

    The act i would like to see, and would like to see it over and over, is for a dancer to strip out of her street clothes.

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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    Seriously? Am I really the only guy besides 'stat who would get a kick out of this theme? You guys wouldn't find this hot at all?

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    ^^^ Oh hells to the yeah! Nice one Bob.
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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    Too weird.

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    Toilet paper ass is a good look now?


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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    toilet paper ass-bow

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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    More like "I am a wad kind of wiper and left it there"


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    Default Re: What about a "bride" outfit?

    The get-up would get my attention, at least temporarily. Whether my attention would be held would depend on the usual things...the looks and attitude of the dancer in the outfit.

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