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    Default Awful, twisted, sort of humorous memory

    So I am sleeping/waking two mornings in a row, and out of the blue I get these dreamlike flashbacks to one night I came home 10 years ago in Daytona,and found my beloved cat had apparently shit right in the middle of my bed.

    It wasn't a digestive problem, they were normal cat droppings, so I figured the cat was mad or something and did it on purpose.

    So I am drunk and pissed as hell, and grab the cat by the back of the neck like mommy cat would, shove the cat's nose in it and scream "What the fuck is this??!! What the fuck is this?! You shit on my bed??? Don't you ever, ever do that again!" Throw her in the corner hard enough to scare the hell out of her (but not against the wall or anything), and keep yelling, because I was really pissed off. I am really loud and scary for animals when I yell, so she had to have been freaking the hell out, even if I didn't hurt her physically.

    Then after I calmed down I see that the poor little fucking kitty had eaten a piece of string. When they do that eventually it comes out but they freak when they can't get rid of the catshit it is attached to, and start running all over the place with it flying and bouncing everywhere after them--I had seen this once before in person, and it is funny as hell, if disgusting.

    But it kind of freaks out the kitty, they don't know what the hell is wrong. So on top of that daddy comes home and goes into a drunken rage and is apparently going to kill the kitty and puts her nose in it.

    So I freaked again in a totally different way and start begging her to forgive me, and coaxed her out and was apologizing and giving her treats and making a fuss over her. She wasn't too happy but warmed up soon enough with the treats, but was still a bit subdued. She must have though her master was a fucking psycho.

    So once in a while I would remember this and feel bad, but not like the past two mornings. It makes me feel awful, it's really bothering me.
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    Default Re: Awful, twisted, sort of humorous memory

    poor cat. damn......lol.

    *mental note* keep the string picked up away from the cat*

    maybe atone for it by donating to your local animal shelter?
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    G-d... I still have this memory where my school in 3rd grade told me in a book that 'Jap' was an insult for a Japanese person. So when my Japanese friend wouldn't give me a ball or something stupid I called her a Jap. She got sad and looked down and gave it to me. I apologized PROFUSELY after that realizing what I had done... but CHRIST on a cracker I feel bad for that to this day.


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    Quote Originally Posted by winterrose View Post
    poor cat. damn......lol.

    *mental note* keep the string picked up away from the cat*

    maybe atone for it by donating to your local animal shelter?
    Oh, I do on a regular basis, like whenever I go there to see Kitty Heaven (they have four rooms where you can play with cats).

    I was a good daddy to her, other than that, she was about 6 years old by then and knew me, knew I was loud sometimes, and probably forgot my old school dog-psychology drunken mistake very quickly. But I am newly transfixed with guilt when I think about it. I think I actually miss her very badly, and that dreamlike memory triggered it off again.


    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra
    G-d... I still have this memory where my school in 3rd grade told me in a book that 'Jap' was an insult for a Japanese person. So when my Japanese friend wouldn't give me a ball or something stupid I called her a Jap. She got sad and looked down and gave it to me. I apologized PROFUSELY after that realizing what I had done... but CHRIST on a cracker I feel bad for that to this day.
    Yeah there were these two retarded girls who lived across the street from us and one day they were making fun of me and someone else, and so we yelled back "Retards! Retards!" They started it, sure, but that was very mean.


    I don't know, we are all human and make dumb mistakes, I suppose. Sometimes the mistakes hurt people (or animals) way more than we meant to do.


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    lol about the string! i feel so bad for my dog because she apparently eats my hair that falls on the floor (pretty long hair) and it gets stuck all the time when shes trying to poop. i feel so bad, but there is no possible way i can keep up with cleaning all the hair i shed everyday!

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    I was always excruciatingly careful to keep strings away from Leon and Haliewa, ESPECIALLY tinsel. It can get tangled in their intestines and kill them.
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