To The Dancers At My Club,
I am not a drugstore. No, you may not use my mascara/deodorant/eye pencil sharpener/anything else I think is gross to share. No I do not have Q-tips, baby wipes, body spray, baby powder, or hair spray that you can use "real quick". I will, however, give you a tampon, because I know that is a sucky situation to be stuck in. And no, you may not use my lip gloss, even if you were to squeeze some out on your finger.
That is my flatiron. Yes you may use it. I put it out as a "community" flat iron so that you will not use the new one I have bought for myself only to use. Because I don't want your cooties, and I am sure you don't want mine.
And hell no you may not go into my suitcase without my permission to find and use my Bed Head after party creme.
If you can afford your Louis Vuitton purse and BMW and trips to Vegas, then surely you can go to the drugstore/dollar store down the street and purchase your necessary items. I have a family to support, and if I can have my shit together, then so can you.
I wish I could be more generous, but if I lend something to you then EVERYONE will see me as the go-to girl, and while I am happy to help a friend in need, I will not be taken advantage of. Because that is exactly what will happen. Don't think I don't realize it.
Now please make a list of items you need regularly and buy them. And no, you may not drink my Fiji water. Straight from the bottle like I just did. Ew.
Thank you.
/rant. (Sorry, but after no less than 264758 girls asked me last night to borrow something, I really needed to vent.)




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WTF. Recently I had a girl eat my FROSTY that another girl picked up for me during a food run. Her defense? "Oh sorry I thought it was extra, here ya go." It was sitting with my stuff for maybe 10 minutes and your not going to offer me my money but give it back to me after you ate 25% of it? I don't think so. If I don't absolutely love the hell out of you, as in hubby, kiddies, and one dancer I work with...keep your hands off. I can't believe the nerve of some of these twats.......some girls should just go home and shoot themselves.

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