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    Default Woww I am a lazy fuck.

    Sometimes I am appalled at how lazy I am.

    I have been back home in NC since Sat morning. I haven't left my parent's house since last night. All I do is eat pizza and smoke weed incognito by hanging out the window.

    This disgusts me, and yet I have no plans to do anything until I leave tomorrow afternoon.

    Is anyone else like this? I feel like a loser, but I just LOVE laying around and doing nothing.

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    Ahaha thats how I am when I go home to see my family.

    I hide out the whole week and do a whole lot of nothing. I love it.

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    Hey, I bust my ass when I do work. So when I don't, I take great pride in the exemplary levels of sloth and indolence I demonstrate, without batting an eye.
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    I am a complete sloth, I like nothing better than laying around doing nothing.



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    What I really love doing--lounging about in bed for at least 24 hours. All necessary sustenance and entertainment being thoughtfully arranged in close proximity, and the best of literature readily available, and I am in Heaven.
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    ^^^

    Absolutely! I have my laptop, a sex book, my bong/stash, a 2 liter or dr pepper, and a slice of cheesecake (for when hunger strikes) within an arm's reach.

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    Hey, I've been doing mostly the same this weekend too, hanging out with the family and such. I've been parked in front of the TV (my parents have a plasma - I don't) watching American sports in Hi-Def all weekend

    Saturday - Hatton fight, UFC pay-per view
    Sunday - Indy 500, Coca-Cola 600, Spurs/Lakers

    The cool thing though is doing all of the above, hanging out with my nephew, who's a big sports nut.
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    Im lazy too. It does bother me unless I've got good reason to be really lazy - like worked very long hours all weekend. But sometimes friends ask me to do things and i just cant be bothered doing anything except lounging on the couch.
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    I'm the same way, so don't feel bad. Dancing drains me socially, and what little bit of 'socialness' I have left I usually spend hanging out with my boyfriend. That doesn't really leave room for much else. It really seems like I need a fire lit under my ass lately to do even the most simple and mundane things.

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    Any chance that your weed smoking is making you indolent?

    I think you're taking a big chance in smoking it where it could possibly be seen in your parents' home. They could get busted too.

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    I haven't washed a plate in 4 days! and I am loving it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer View Post
    I think you're taking a big chance in smoking it where it could possibly be seen in your parents' home. They could get busted too.

    What does my siggy say?
    You CAN'T be serious.

    I'm sure the cops have SLIGHTLY bigger things to worry about than my smoking...

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    Oh man you are so me. I am so content doing absolutely nothing that it frightens me sometimes. I could sit and chill for hours on end with only a small diversion. The computer is like my umbilical cord because not only does it have games, but it has communication, pictures, interesting articles, etc, so I can be surfing in bed for hours at a time and never set my foot out the door! D:

    I wanna get more pro-active though.

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    no way Aubreyyy. Big brother wants YOU.
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    Can you imagine smoking a joint the size of your leg? And you think you're lazy now...
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    ^^^

    Hahahaha! Sounds like my life... and I don't even smoke pot! I got no excuse.
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    In most places in NC you're doing the best that's offered

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aubreyyy View Post
    You CAN'T be serious. I'm sure the cops have SLIGHTLY bigger things to worry about than my smoking...
    Yes, I am very serious. Problem is that, while there are a LOT of more useful, even critical, things the cops could do, you are easier to catch and to prosecute. And that would put people you are around in harm's way and in the record books. I assume that matters to you. But if not, as you were.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Lol at the police coming to catch her smoking weed at her parents house. I'm in Canada though, so maybe it's a bigger deal in the states, but still.

    I am seriously the laziest person ever. I haven't been working out and don't work long hours, or even smoke weed(very rarely at least). I love doing nothing, and hanging out on the internet, but it's getting excessive for me. I need to get my shit together. Personally, I don't see anything wrong with being lazy, smoking some weed, and eating a ton, as long as it's in brief spurts. Life's about balance, I think. Work, then play/be lazy, work... especially when you're young/don't have huge responsibilities like children.

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    I can be suuuuch a loaft every once in a while, and I don't think there's ANYTHING wrong with that!

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    I figure as long as you manage to get the stuff done that needs to get done, there's no harm in a little laziness.

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    As I said before, I bust my fucking ass at work, I make good money, so I indulge myself thoroughly when I'm off.

    Samba, those posters were great! I actually saw Reefer Madness way back in college at some film festival thing, it was pretty wild.

    Threlayer, you are funny. It could happen, I suppose, but the odds are so astronomically high against it, it's like a bad joke--and there's so many other things to worry about. I would politely suggest it's her parents' concern if she smokes weed in their house, not yours.

    When I'm at my dad's house, he always gets me high, but he likes smoking more than I do, I take tiny little hits and have for years.
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    i am super lazy, most days include going to the park with my dog for a hour then sititng online/watching tv/sleeping. then i go to work. weeeeee....

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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer View Post
    Any chance that your weed smoking is making you indolent?

    I think you're taking a big chance in smoking it where it could possibly be seen in your parents' home. They could get busted too.

    What does my siggy say?
    LOL. Are you for real?

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    I'm like this as well on the days that I'm off, sometimes I need time to just relax and do nothing. I don't like it when people close to me comment on it tho, I've had roommates question on what I do all day at home or call me a homebody.

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