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    Ladies - It's your 3rd or 4th date with a guy, and he's asked you over for dinner at his place.

    Will you put out differently based on whether he serves Steak, or Salmon, or Kraft dinner with a pickle on the side? What entree, or appetizer, or dessert works best on your libido? Will the guy's effort or imagination actually pay off? Ever been served something so hideous that he not only didn't get laid, but got dumped? Do hashbrowns really work?

    Do you have a good dinner date story? Humour is more important than truth.

    Guys - Your best effort that went awry, and/or your secret winning food techniques. Your worst/funniest dinner disaster. Again, humour more important than truth.


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    My FB made salmon with a delish marinade and some pasta or stuffing and a vegetable.

    Basically, I like a man who cooks me something healthy but tasty. If you can do that, you'll totally get me going!

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    I had a great disaster date a couple of years ago. I made us some nice grilled fillets, with grilled veggies, some salad, and a red wine. She ate every bit of it, and a piece of blueberry cheesecake too.

    Later, while we were out on the deck on a beautiful warm summer evening, I was giving her a back rub...she had her top off (alright! scoring!)... but she said she was feeling a bit off. This got progressively worse, until finally, she coughed her cookies. I felt awful, like I fed her some bad food or something. A buzz killer.

    About a month later she admitted to me that she was anorexic and bulemic since she was a young girl. It explained the dinner, and other things. She had issues, (don't we all) but she was usually a FUN date.

    My favourite dinner to prepare for a date is a grilled fish, like a salmon, tuna, or rainbow trout filet, with a mango chutney, some seasoned rice, and a salad or sliced fresh raw vegetables. All easy and healthy, and it's something I've made for myself a ton anyways.

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    Surf and turf (A big mac and a fillet -o-fish) at the drive-through, on the way to the Motel 6 does the trick for me every time...Who says romance is dead.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    Surf and turf (A big mac and a fillet -o-fish) at the drive-through, on the way to the Motel 6 does the trick for me every time...Who says romance is dead.....
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    I don't think I could stomach anything that comes out of his kitchen. He never cooks at home unless its a Hungry Man dinner. He spends more time stacking the dishes jenga-style than just doing them. I don't think its been cleaned since he moved in about 10 years ago. Thankfully, I doubt he'll ever suggest cooking for me and if so I'd probably try to stear him away.

    My ex on the other hand was an incredible cook with a sanitary looking kitchen. I think his secret was planning meals that weren't too heavy either. I wasn't too lethargic and afraid of tasting that dinner again on the way up during sex. Salmon and grilled veggies with gelato or sherbet for desert is the quickest way to win my love.

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    actually, i can cook quite well. i love cooking shows. however, it was initially due to necessity rather than an interest in cooking. my worst kitchen disaster? LOL..i thought fish could be marinated just as long as meat. bzzzt wrong! the fish was so soggy after the process that i could have put it in a glass with some fruit, yogurt and made a fish smoothie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk View Post
    actually, i can cook quite well. i love cooking shows. however, it was initially due to necessity rather than an interest in cooking. my worst kitchen disaster? LOL..i thought fish could be marinated just as long as meat. bzzzt wrong! the fish was so soggy after the process that i could have put it in a glass with some fruit, yogurt and made a fish smoothie.
    I lol'd.

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    ^^^ I've made that same mistake with fish before. Maaaan did my fish taste like soy sauce marinade. Peeeew!

    Watching Food Network and cooking shows in general is a huge plus imo. When I had cable I watched Alton Brown constantly. I stole a recipe from Giada to use on a date last week.

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    Does Tequila count as food?
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    Well since my hubby can't cook to save his life I don't know, I have never had a man cook for me.

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    Most of my most romantic dinners have needed to be chocked down gulping mouthfuls of wine because they were too spicy (I'm a wimp) too burned or just plane tastes like crap. Luckily I am nice and generally a bit of a tart so the food wasn't necessary to get into my pants and I never bitched. Just ordered pizza next time round!!

    "Kraft dinner with a pickle on the side"

    I dont know what this is but I am imagining packet pasta mix or something? I would dig that, men should know their limits if they cant cook (as I do myself!), hehe better than fish smoothie!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AmazingKat View Post
    ^^^ I've made that same mistake with fish before. Maaaan did my fish taste like soy sauce marinade. Peeeew!

    Watching Food Network and cooking shows in general is a huge plus imo. When I had cable I watched Alton Brown constantly. I stole a recipe from Giada to use on a date last week.
    I watch Alton Brown, all the time myself, and keep trying new dishes on my own, though admittedly if she likes chinese i'll likey make some sesame chicken, or mongolian beef. But heck its pretty rare I get to cook for someone besides myself.

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    I was able to seal a deal by making my date a stuffed manicotti. I guess she thought that anyguy who goes through that much trouble to use a cake icing thingy is worth it. I cheated though, used a ziplock with the corner cut out, but told her i used the thingy.
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    Corn on the cob and sliced water melon. It was summer country-boy. I loved it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perry View Post
    Corn on the cob and sliced water melon. It was summer country-boy. I loved it
    How does that help you pick up women though? LOL

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    ^^ That's what he cooked for me to get some last night

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perry View Post
    ^^ That's what he cooked for me to get some last night
    Oh duh, I read that wrong. Or I just wanted to hear about you picking up chicks SO badly.

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    Since you asked, I pick up chicks with olives, nuts and popcorn. "Salty? Here, let me pour you another drink!"

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    ^^ -makes a note of that-

    I love salty nuts... hehehehe

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