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    I thought something GoldenRule said in another thread was good enough for its own thread.

    What works on me is being upfront. Don't tell me you are interested in me, a guy you don't know you meet in your work, the last place you'd look for guys who interest you sexually. Tell me you are interested in providing a service to me. Even if its just making me smile. Just entertain me in some way. That is what I am in the S-C for, to be entertained. That dancer is getting my money. I can smell insincerity on folks, and it is usually anything but entertaining.

    I COMPLETELY feel this way.....I don't understand the whole "let's be fake attracted to the custies" thing. You're naked, and you're attractive, and I'm plenty attracted to you, and as long as you're not telling me to go away, that's plenty enough for me. Don't push it by telling me things that are obviously untrue.

    Good conversation + you naked = good time.

    Obvious SS + you naked = next please (unless you're overwhelmingly hot).

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    My view is different. A dancer's approach for you wouldn't work for me, and her approach to me wouldn't work for you. I guess she takes her chances. Is that the discussion?

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    Define good conversation. I mean, I'm cool with the standard "how are you tonight" banter. I'm there to be entertained in a sexual manner, not have an extended one to one on the impending doom of Western civilization.

    I've never had a problem with the notion that a dancer is there to make money, and as much of it as possible. I have no problem with her probing my brain with the proper SS cocktail to see what words, moves, what have you, will fulfill that little fantasy going on in my head, get me into the PD room and keep me buying dances for as long as possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Everyman View Post

    Obvious SS + you naked = next please (unless you're overwhelmingly hot).
    LOL, You just opened up the door to the entire gray area that is the primary cause of SS. If a lady thinks that she can talk you out of your money she is going to give it the old college most of the time...and "overwhelmingly hot" is completely open to interpretation (hers, not yours).
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    Define good conversation. I mean, I'm cool with the standard "how are you tonight" banter.
    I had good luck recently with "Do you think you could ever be attracted to a stripper with a tail?" after I read "Geek Love".
    I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth

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    If I try to plan out ahead of time what I am going to talk about with a dancer, I can never think of anything. Somehow, when a dancer sits down with me, the conversation comes naturally. Is what she says true or SS? who cares? It's interesting. FWIW, you do not know whether the people you associate with out of the club are telling you the truth, either.

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    Ok. I'm the only dumbass in here. What is "SS?"
    "FUCK YOU ESURANCE. Really. Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery."-AlexxaHex

    "...you aren't killing the mood; you're still "naughty" and you're not ingesting your own feces. Everyone wins."-Jenny

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    I think I saw it in someone's signature somewhere.

    SS=stripper shit, in the same spectrum as CS=customer shit, which is within the spectrum of SaS=sales shit, which is all contained in the universe of BS=bullshit.

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    I don't pretend to be attracted to customers unless that's what they want me to do and it's plenty obvious when that sort of customer comes along
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    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    Define good conversation. ....that little fantasy going on in my head.
    "Good conversation" is often kind of hard with someone half my age (which is often the situation nowadays in clubs) -- but, when I find it is is fantastic. It is the ability to (seemingly or actually) enjoy each other's company, to talk about anything as trivial as the body of the dancer currently doing her show, or as weighty as the impending doom of Western civilization....WITHOUT resorting to the fake-flirting that is "the fantasy" (I don't hold the fantasy)....while still both knowing that, like a date that is inevitably gonna end in sex, in a little while she's gonna be naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I had good luck recently with "Do you think you could ever be attracted to a stripper with a tail?" after I read "Geek Love".
    GOOD. BOOK.



    (and yes, that would be hawt ... but then, i have a crush on a girl with a claw for a hand)

    It can be difficult to make a recently single man pay for sex when he knows that a quick trip to the local watering hole would secure at least one hard drunken tumble for far less cash. It is even more difficult when he is something of a dead ringer for James Bond as played by Daniel Craig and possesses the sort of awkard charm and confidence that brands a man like him as a lady killer.

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    good convo + sense of humor + grey goose = good time

    the naked part doesnt hurt...
    PABLO SPEAKS THE TRUTH...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I had good luck recently with "Do you think you could ever be attracted to a stripper with a tail?" after I read "Geek Love".
    Off topic - but that's one of my favorite books.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perry View Post
    Off topic - but that's one of my favorite books.
    Go on. Try it. Say, can I join you, sit down, look at them intently and say very seriously:
    Can I ask you something? Could you ever be attracted to a stripper with a tail?

    I have a very unusual stripper-approach. I often wonder if I would do better with "if I told you you had a nice body would you pay $20 to hold it against me?" but I just can't make it happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post

    I have a very unusual stripper-approach. I often wonder if I would do better with "if I told you you had a nice body would you pay $20 to hold it against me?" but I just can't make it happen.
    If you could, you wouldn't be Jenny.
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    I've been dancing for almost 2 years at my current club. and....i gotta say, I'm all about the bullshit! I tell my customers stuff like: "really? are you 40?! wow, I thought you were 28! You clean up good!" ...... lol

    but really, what do you want me to say??? I believe that's what they want. I don't buy that custies are ok with the fact that I am there working and that all i want is their money. I truly believe they are there to get what they really can't get from any girl outside of the club. and to me, it works... they blush when i tell them that they are very attractive, even if they are 5 foot tall and 250 pounds.

    I'm sorry, but i just give them what they want....(feel good about themselves)....so that I can get what I want: money!

    funny story:

    just last week i was dancing for an asian dude, he had already given me 5 dances= $100. and in the middle of the dance I asked him if he was having fun and he looked at me...i could see he was offended, and he asked me: "Can't you feel how hard I am???...what? am i too small you can't see that I am really enjoying this?" and I simply replied: "well, yeah, but when I started dancing for you I noticed that you are naturally big, so i didn't know if you were THIS BIG just because that's how it is or because you are actually having fun..." he just smiled. He took me to the VIP room = 2 * $125 plus a $100 tip. NOT BAD AT ALL!

    so sorry, but even if guys don't like to admit it...I believe they are all about the bullshit!

    ps...in my opinion.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Innocense View Post
    I truly believe they are there to get what they really can't get from any girl outside of the club
    i understand its your opinion but...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Innocense View Post
    I've been dancing for almost 2 years at my current club. and....i gotta say, I'm all about the bullshit! I tell my customers stuff like: "really? are you 40?! wow, I thought you were 28! You clean up good!" ...... lol

    but really, what do you want me to say??? I believe that's what they want. I don't buy that custies are ok with the fact that I am there working and that all i want is their money. I truly believe they are there to get what they really can't get from any girl outside of the club. and to me, it works... they blush when i tell them that they are very attractive, even if they are 5 foot tall and 250 pounds.

    I'm sorry, but i just give them what i want....(feel good about themselves)....so that I can get what I want: money!

    funny story:

    just last week i was dancing for an asian dude, he had already given me 5 dances= $100. and in the middle of the dance I asked him if he was having fun and he looked at me...i could see he was offended, and he asked me: "Can't you feel how hard I am???...what? am i too small you can't see that I am really enjoying this?" and I simply replied: "well, yeah, but when I started dancing for you I noticed that you are naturally big, so i didn't know if you were THIS BIG just because that's how it is or because you are actually having fun..." he just smiled. He took me to the VIP room = 2 * $125 plus a $100 tip. NOT BAD AT ALL!

    so sorry, but even if guys don't like to admit it...I believe they are all about the bullshit!

    ps...in my opinion.....
    You're kinda sorta half right. I DO go to the club for something I cannot get outside, and I will readily admit it: naked interaction with a hot girl in the 18-25 year age range.

    But conversation......no, I don't go for insincere BS flattery.

    But I don't want some pretty face
    To tell me pretty lies
    All I want is someone
    To belieeeeeeve.....

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    i like good conversations as well. I'd say 85% of the time i actually click with a customer and really enjoy talking with him. I know they are also enjoying it because they talk and talk as well....but every now and then I will include a really generous compliment in the conversation. It has worked to my benefit.

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    I'm not at the club for conversation..... I'm there to get naked and be sexy.

    Take it or leave it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    I'm not at the club for conversation..... I'm there to get naked and be sexy.

    Take it or leave it.
    No one likes getting dances from a mute or a boring person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    I have a very unusual stripper-approach. I often wonder if I would do better with "if I told you you had a nice body would you pay $20 to hold it against me?" but I just can't make it happen.
    you would so have me, if you can make me laugh you can take my money. I'm easy that way.
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    No one likes getting dances from a mute or a boring person.

    You'd be amazed. I work with girls that can't speak english except for a few broken phrases and they bank like crazy. Some guys don't want to chat... they don't want to think.... they'd much rather look at a nice piece of ass who smiles and grinds for the length of a few songs and then take her to VIP where she is equally mute, except for a few strategic moans.

    If you are implying that I am mute or boring I can assure you that you're mistaken. I'm just smart enough to know that my time = money and I'm on the clock to sell dances... not to wow guys with my life story. It's not a date and I'm not looking for a mate. Chit-chat is fine but it's unwise to expect a deep philosophical discussion unless you are paying me for it.

    So... speak for yourself, darling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    You'd be amazed. I work with girls that can't speak english except for a few broken phrases and they bank like crazy. Some guys don't want to chat... they don't want to think.... they'd much rather look at a nice piece of ass who smiles and grinds for the length of a few songs and then take her to VIP where she is equally mute, except for a few strategic moans.

    If you are implying that I am mute or boring I can assure you that you're mistaken. I'm just smart enough to know that my time = money and I'm on the clock to sell dances... not to wow guys with my life story. It's not a date and I'm not looking for a mate. Chit-chat is fine but it's unwise to expect a deep philosophical discussion unless you are paying me for it.

    So... speak for yourself, darling.
    That is probably because they have a personality that they bank. I know the women you speak of because I tend to go with a lot of latin women (sth florida) that can't speak english that great but it still works because they are fun and enough to where I can make out what tehy are trying to say.

    That being said, I would still guarantee that a majority would tend to buy more dances/CR's if the dancer is not boring. The hot/sexy thing works for like a dance or one mistaken time for a CR.

    Broken English and Being Boring are two different things obviously.

    And no I wasn't implying that you are boring. Just that there is probably a chance of that being true.

    And I really hate when people call me darling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by youngBUTbanking View Post
    And no I wasn't implying that you are boring. Just that there is probably a chance of that being true.
    Not a chance.
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    ^What Sophia said.
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