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    lysondra, a lot of people have you quoted in their signatures.

    you must be witty and funny lol
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    Maybe there's just more quotes than everyone to choose from?

    /wank-status

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    Even wittier and funnier in person too.
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    Alaska, you happy you got that wank out? Must've been frustrating needing a wank that badly. *teases*

    Thanks Vajaijai!!


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    ^^^You most fun stripper to work with ever you! (-:

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    I'm sorry but just LOOK at my quote... how could I not use that lol?
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    You guys....


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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    I'm sorry but just LOOK at my quote... how could I not use that lol?
    ditto lol
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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

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    Lysondra - Grims Tales (-:

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    Ooooh fankoo missy thang.


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    This is off-topic, but did you decide against titanium tits, Lysondra?
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    I decided I loved my body exactly the way it was and more women should.


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    That's what I figured.
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    You guys!! Really! You're so sweet.

    I'm so proud to know all of you. You really have helped me grow from the shy nervous female teenager to the woman I've become today - strong, confident and happy.

    Thank you.


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