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    Default Don't touch my fucking face!!!

    There are alot of pet peeves that I have with customers, but the one above all that makes me the most pissed off is when people touch my face.

    DO NOT TOUCH MY FACE!!!!

    I do understand the curiousity that people have due to the nature of the way I apply my makeup. I don't mind the questions, but I do mind the poking, prodding, and smearing of my eyebrows and beauty mark.

    I get asked alot if my eyebrows and beauty mark are real, but what kills me is WHY people have to fucking run their finger against them and SMEAR my face up as they are asking. Then, after my eyebrow wipes off, cause yes, they are fake (I shave them off and draw them on) I always get this shocked look and the "Oh my God, I'm so sorry!" FUCK!! What sucks is they always are too quick. I have managed to fend off the hands a few times, but....
    Then I have to go back to the DR and re-do whatever was smeared off.

    I was bitching about this the other night, and a girl next to me told me she has the same problem, and uses a sharpie to do her eyebrows!!

    I'm not sure if I canm put a sharpie on my face, though.
    I stopped putting brow pencil on my beauty mark, and bought a brow sealer from MAC that hopefully works.

    If people just kept their fucking hands away from my face, though, I wouldn't have this problem.

    Anyone else HATE face touchers??

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    YES. I especially hated it when they touched my eyebrows as well because mine are sparse and I had to draw them in a lot. Mix that with sweat and they came right off! I generally hated face touching too. I spent all my time on my makeup, get off my face!

    (I can't help but read your posts lately because I used to work where you do and can pictures everything clearly )

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    This can extend to DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING PIERCINGS

    I only have a nose stud and had it for a while before I started dancing, so not so bad but I feel bad for the girls that do something like get a surface anchor and then immediately come into work to have custies put their grubby hands all over it
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    I spend A LOT of time on my make up, and when people try to touch my face (and oh yes, they do try) I flip the fuck out.

    I don't let my own boyfriend touch my face and ruin my make up, let alone you, Mr. Random McCheapdouche.

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    Ugh....I have a monroe and people do they same thing. I just smack their hand and say "bad"


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    Yucky, don't people realize pawing at piercings with their grimy hands can cause infection?

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    I don't get a lot of face touching. I count myself lucky, the thought of so many filthy stranger hands reaching for my face is not a good one.

    When I got a new tattoo though, people tried to touch it a lot. Like maybe it was scratch and sniff or something.

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    I'd slap their hand before they even got near my face.


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    i absolutely hate this. i imagine zits coming up right after a customer manages to paw at my face....ick!
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    yes! i hate when people try to touch my facial piercings (which is part of why i rarely wear them at work). guys will actually go "did this hurt" and then POKE my nose with their finger. it's unsanitary and offensive.

    what i -really- hate though, is guys who feel it's 100% perfectly acceptable to "check my roots" (my hair) by preening me like a goddamned monkey.

    "is that your natural color?"
    (note: my hair is BRIGHT fucking obviously-not-real red/orange)
    my usual response is:
    "well it's naturally a more dirty red, but i dye it brighter"

    so then they just reach up and start "investigating" my roots. then they almost always (unless ive JUST dyed it) go "nuuhh uhhhhh it's brrroowwwnn"

    whatever idiot.

    first of all, they're my ROOTS, roots are ALWAYS the darkest part.
    second of all, we're in a dark-ass club
    and third, why do you care? like, why is it SOOOO important for you to prove that i'm "lying"?

    i'm just gonna start swatting their hands away.

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    I hate it when they touch your hair aswell,its like eww get your horrible dirty hands off me.

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    I dont recall anyone touching my face but I hate customers who nuzzle into my neck and hair. It's gross and their breath goes on me. Yuck I feel sick thinking about it.
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    i dont like people touching my face PERIOD because hands are germy and disgusting.

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    ^^^^ yup

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    Oh this chaps me too. I hate when they cup your face and drag their hands down. They may get away with it once if I dont catch them on time, but if they try it again I just let them know that I dont like it. They usually stop after that.

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    She suggested you use a sharpie? Really?

    That made me think of this famous pic.

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    I hated it when they touched my face and my hair. I was like dont fuck up the dew haha kiddin but seriously it was annoying . I didn't like them touching me period !

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    you know...I'd rather have a custy grab my tits than try to be all disgustingly tender and romantic and "caress" my face. EW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mina loy View Post
    i absolutely hate this. i imagine zits coming up right after a customer manages to paw at my face....ick!
    Gah this is probably why I get zits on the side of my jaw. I have to let my hair take one for the team (I have fake brows too) when hands come up/nuzzling starts and no doubt germy hands get on my jaw/chin. Unclean UNCLEAN!

    Cherry bomb, I use that waterproof, no smudge Revlon liner, and that seems to stay on pretty well in the face of man-handling. At least, it doesn't smear right off. I know some girls who use Sharpie, too.

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    i'm a major face toucher, and custies usually like that.

    but i hate it when they touch my face because:
    -don't fuck up my bronzer
    -don't give me a zit
    -don't touch what's obviously a covered up zit. if you ask, i'll admit it. don't make it look worse.

    i've been going to work with so much less makeup lately because the full job just isn't worth it. also the reason i've never given in to my urge to shave and draw or draw on beauty marks.

    custies are like little grabby babies with hard ons.

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    Ugh face touching is gross, but not nearly as bad as face and neck KISSING. Like when I lean backward on them and they just take the liberty of kissing my neck or trying to stick a tongue in my ear. GROSS.

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    Hate it. Was leaning back on a guy in VIP last night and he put his hand all over my neck and jaw and i kept prying it off. He had a choking fetish. I made it clear that it was not okay with me and that it made me really uncomfortable. Why would I want my face and jaw in his fucking hands? I'm not a blowup doll. Gentlemen ask first and then respect your wishes if you say no!
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    Quote Originally Posted by she sells sanctuary View Post

    custies are like little grabby babies with hard ons.
    LMAO so true.
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    I have no problem with guys fucking with my hair since it's a super easy style to fix if anything happens. I can do it without a mirror even. I prefer no piercing touching for sanitary reasons (I have a lip piercing. Other people's hands shouldn't even be near my mouth anyway.) and I will generally get angry with people if they screw up my eyebrows. I too do the shave-off draw-on technique and though the current eyeliner I use is pretty solid, it can still smudge.

    You learn not to care so much though when you're at packed shows. I'm so used to melted eyebrows that I don't even really care anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendita View Post
    Ugh face touching is gross, but not nearly as bad as face and neck KISSING. Like when I lean backward on them and they just take the liberty of kissing my neck or trying to stick a tongue in my ear. GROSS.
    so true....

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    dirty nasty man slober = even grosser
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