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    Default Bwahahhahaaa Dumb Bitch.

    I was sitting with a customer at my new club, chattering and such. Nice guy. Up comes a VERY heavy girl. She tried to snipe me right there on the spot.

    Fattie: (to the customer) "C'mon let's go dance. I guarantee that it will be the best dance you've ever had!"

    Customer: "Do I get my money back if it sucks?"

    Fattie: (dumb silence)

    Customer: "All dancers say that their dances are the best. Sheez!"

    Me: "My dances are mediocre."

    Customer: "Honesty? Whoa. Let's go to the VIP!"


    And no, I'm not just calling a thick girl fat. I'm a thick girl.... this chick was more like this. As much as I love women with curves.... egads.
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    Default Re: Bwahahhahaaa Dumb Bitch.

    ^ Well, at least you're living up to your screen name!!

    I've seen Paige and she's definitely not fat.

    But, maybe that's your own issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess View Post
    ^ Well, at least you're living up to your screen name!!

    I've seen Paige and she's definitely not fat.

    But, maybe that's your own issue.

    Yeah seriously. If I'm fat, then wow.... Granted, I wanna cut off some more lbs but. Yeah... um, no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post

    Me: "My dances are mediocre."

    Customer: "Honesty? Whoa. Let's go to the VIP!"
    Wow! Way to be quick! I never would have thought of that.... lol... sounds like a cool custy.

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    Very nicely played!

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    Haha, that was great

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess View Post
    ^ Well, at least you're living up to your screen name!!

    I've seen Paige and she's definitely not fat.

    But, maybe that's your own issue.
    wait, so it's perfectly ok for Paige to name some random chick at her club "fattie", but not ok for someone else to call her fat? (IMHO Paige is beautiful and I don't think she looks overweight, I'm just amused at the logic.)

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    Default Re: Bwahahhahaaa Dumb Bitch.

    ^^^ I dont think Paige called anyone on this site fat.

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    Default Re: Bwahahhahaaa Dumb Bitch.

    Can I haz mediocre dance from thick girl pleez?

    Great comeback Paige!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexi View Post
    ^^^ I dont think Paige called anyone on this site fat.
    Exactly why it's funny to me. Either it's acceptable to call someone fat or it's not...shouldn't matter whether or not the target is "one of us".

    But whatever this girl looked like, she was trying to steal customers, so good for you for leaving her in the dust.

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    ^^^
    Of course it does. It is one thing for me to refer to a random girl I saw on the street as ugly when conveying an anecdote (I don't know what kind of anecdote; but a lot of anecdotes come up in my life, so it's not hard to believe) and a completely different thing for me to say "Oy! Oy, there made_of_sequins! You're fucking ugly! What the fuck happened to you?" I mean, one is telling a story, and one is just being mean. I mean, I come here and call my customer ugly all the time; but I think that is different from looking them up and down after they've paid me for a lapdance and saying "Good God, are you ugly. It must just suck being you."
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    I don't understand how some places can hire women like that. When I lived in Hawaii there were MANY clubs that had women dancing that were so huge you couldn't tell if they still had their clothes on under the fat rolls.

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    gooo jenny!

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    Apparently I really like to imagine scenarios in which, with absolutely no reason or motivation, I would call someone ugly. Something I never knew about myself. I don't actually do it though. I swear.

    MOS - I'm sure it goes without saying that it was an example. I have no idea what you look like, and I would never, ever say that even if I did.
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    Default Re: Bwahahhahaaa Dumb Bitch.

    how the hell is paige fat? jesus i think theres a lot of girls on this site with bodies closer to her size then an olsen twins...mine being one of them, well my boobies are bigger but thats besides the point.

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    and this is precisely why I never post......
    I think you're beautiful Paige and I don't think you were fat at your heaviest.

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    I love it! That custy-stealing dcw got exactly what was coming to her. Go Paige!

    ETA: dcw=dumb cunt wonder.

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    I actually don't think MeanGirl was being mean. She was stating her opinion. I've heard a lot of chatter recently about divergent opinions on the word "thick". I think Jayda was talking about it recently.

    ETA: Admittedly, the comment was not well-placed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    ^^^
    "Oy! Oy, there made_of_sequins! You're fucking ugly! What the fuck happened to you?"

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    Default Re: Bwahahhahaaa Dumb Bitch.

    The sad thing is I've worked with chicks that look like that picture and I'm fairly decent looking and the guys will go with the other chick. And it's not my personality. the guys just figure the bigger/uglier chicks are desperate and they can get some kinda action off of them. And damned skippy they ain't gettin nothin off of me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mare View Post
    The sad thing is I've worked with chicks that look like that picture and I'm fairly decent looking and the guys will go with the other chick. And it's not my personality. the guys just figure the bigger/uglier chicks are desperate and they can get some kinda action off of them. And damned skippy they ain't gettin nothin off of me!
    I love how you make it seem that guys only like fat girls because they're getting extras. Of course no guy would EVER want a fat chick. All guys love the exact same body style in girls.

    I've been at clubs where strip club managers used this same logic and fired girls that not only made money (not doing extras) but also brought in a bunch of regulars to the club, which made the bar $$$. Then a month later they can't understand why their sales are down.

    To each their own. I am a "thick" girl, but I think girls of all shapes and sizes can be amazing. Some girls look HOT with some meat on their bones and some girls look HOT with no meat on their bones, and guys like all sorts of body types.

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    Default Re: Bwahahhahaaa Dumb Bitch.

    i have never seen a fat chick that looked hot half naked dancing in a club. sorry.

    guys dont go to strip clubs to see fat chicks. if they wanted that they would go just about anywhere else in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shane333 View Post
    I love how you make it seem that guys only like fat girls because they're getting extras. Of course no guy would EVER want a fat chick. All guys love the exact same body style in girls.

    I've been at clubs where strip club managers used this same logic and fired girls that not only made money (not doing extras) but also brought in a bunch of regulars to the club, which made the bar $$$. Then a month later they can't understand why their sales are down.

    To each their own. I am a "thick" girl, but I think girls of all shapes and sizes can be amazing. Some girls look HOT with some meat on their bones and some girls look HOT with no meat on their bones, and guys like all sorts of body types.

    I just wanted to say that I absolutely agree with you. All men don't like the same thing.

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    Default Re: Bwahahhahaaa Dumb Bitch.

    theres a big difference between getting a dance froma thick girl, a slightly big girl and an all out FAT girl....

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    Default Re: Bwahahhahaaa Dumb Bitch.

    There is draw for fat girls too, however it will never be too popular in today's society and because of that they should be limited at the strip clubs.

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