I was sitting with a customer at my new club, chattering and such. Nice guy. Up comes a VERY heavy girl. She tried to snipe me right there on the spot.
Fattie: (to the customer) "C'mon let's go dance. I guarantee that it will be the best dance you've ever had!"
Customer: "Do I get my money back if it sucks?"
Fattie: (dumb silence)
Customer: "All dancers say that their dances are the best. Sheez!"
Me: "My dances are mediocre."
Customer: "Honesty? Whoa. Let's go to the VIP!"
And no, I'm not just calling a thick girl fat. I'm a thick girl.... this chick was more like this. As much as I love women with curves.... egads.



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(IMHO Paige is beautiful and I don't think she looks overweight, I'm just amused at the logic.)


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