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    Like little-person short? I only ask because I must get at least 10 calls a week looking for midget strippers. WTF? I do know that if you are a little person you can make an easy $800 door fee plus tips. People really pay well for a show with a little person stripper girl.

    I don't watch tv, so is there something going on in pop-culture land that is suddenly bringing all these requests?


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    I don't know. I have a friend that is a little person and she'd NEVER strip (doesn't know I do lol) but she's gotten a lot of creepy emails. Finally took her contact info off the LPA website because weirdos kept messaging her freaky stuff.

    That show on discovery or tlc or whatever is pretty popular but I don't know why someone would watch that and think "DAMN! I wanna see a naked midget!"
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    Okay. I work with a girl who is 4'9", which technically makes her a little person I believe. She is really cute, and she doesn't look strange at all in the stripper shoes, just shorter than the other girls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noelle View Post
    Okay. I work with a girl who is 4'9", which technically makes her a little person I believe. She is really cute, and she doesn't look strange at all in the stripper shoes, just shorter than the other girls.
    Just wanted to address this-a certain height doesn't make you a little person. It's medical. Some of us just come from shrimpy ancestors. 4'9"is unusual but doesn't make her a 'little person' necessarily. Just a little person.

    from wikipedia:Unusual shortness of stature is caused by an inherited and can be diagnosed at birth by several telltale signs or later when the child is a toddler. The word dwarf has generally replaced midget even for proportionally short people, though the term is preferred. According to the , dwarfism is "a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4 [feet] 10 [inches] [(147 cm)] or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that."

    And from the LPA website: The average height of an adult with dwarfism is 4’0, but typical heights range from 2’8 to 4’8.

    Sorry, I'm a little sensitive about that. I get called a midget at work, about weekly.

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    Paris, it's probably because of the midget stripper feature acts. They come to Portland pretty often and most other places too.

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    ^^ Yeah I was going to say, Bridget the Midget came to the area and apparently they want more
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    Sorry, I should clarify: She told me that medically she is a little person.
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    Lol, this reminds me of when my family baught our first big (kinda) screen TV. The first thing I said about it was, "Damn, now we can watch life-sized midget porn!"
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    Its sounds strange, first it was all over Jerry Springer, Then there's the reality show, and now this. Amazing

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    Quote Originally Posted by noelle View Post
    Sorry, I should clarify: She told me that medically she is a little person.
    Cool. I am totally sensitive about that, I admit.

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    I worked once with a little-person stripper. She did jaw dropping acrobatic tricks

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    It's more of a novelty. Naked women and strippers are everywhere nowadays, and a plain old naked woman isn't all that interesting. A naked midget is still new to most guys.

    I'm short but I'm not a midget. Damn shame, I could use some cash, LOL!

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    Yekhefah, that was the weirdest, yet most titilating video clip I have ever seen

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    Honestly, it's some weird like novelty thing. I hear guys talking about midget porn and shit all the time. Plus there was that Brigette the midget girl who is a famous stripper/escort/porn star....
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    I've worked with one woman with dwarfism. She was on the tall end it, though. It didn't really make her bank though.
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    I figure its got to be the novelty and shock factor or that guys are getting bored with regular strippers and want their party to be memorable?

    All I know for a fact is that a lot of my friends are turning 30 in the next few months and they are all trying to find midgets to jump out of cakes and strip for them.

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    Or they're closet pedophiles and this is the closest they can get without going to prison.

    Seriously.

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    Off topic, I worked with a girl who was 32 years old, 4'7" and 75 pounds. And perfectly proportioned. She was crazy! Soooooooooooooo cute.

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    I'm 4'10" but not a dwarf or midget. Hell, I'd claim to be for a $800 door fee though.

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    There were a couple of mini-sized women who danced at our club, and yes, they banked! And just as RoseLeigh mentioned in her post, I don't this particular group likes to be called midgets. The name "Bridget the Midget" is really cute, though!

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    My mom is a little person. We were driving to town awhile ago and saw a billboard that said, "4'10 is the magic number!" with a picture of a Cinderrella's fairy godmother over a car seat. She said something to the effect of "Fuck those people!" lol

    I'm afraid she's retired from stripping, though.

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    Or they're closet pedophiles and this is the closest they can get without going to prison.

    Seriously.
    That make so much sense its scary

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perry View Post
    My mom is a little person. We were driving to town awhile ago and saw a billboard that said, "4'10 is the magic number!" with a picture of a Cinderrella's fairy godmother over a car seat. She said something to the effect of "Fuck those people!" lol
    OOOH I HATE those signs! Who's 4' 10" and uses a booster seat? I mean, really.

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    How timely, just this week I heard our DJ mention that we are having a midget feature in the next few weeks. And, during that week we are also having midget wrestling. It should be interesting.

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    http://www.bigbrother.com.au/housemate-profile-rima.htm

    I didn't know 4 foot 9 meant you could classify as a "little person"... DAMN MY GENES! I'm 5 foot! I just missed out on THAT cash cow

    The Big Brother series here in Australia is giving good air time for little people.


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