Inspired by Lysondra's "dumbest lines overheard" thread in Stripping General...which I have decided as a polite customer not to crash....

What is the oddest line you have received (customer), or given (dancer), or overheard (either)?

Mine would have to be, "I want to lube up your bald head and stick it in my pussy. And then my ass!"

Um, ok........this from a squeaky-clean looking blonde teenager. Very odd coming out of her mouth.

And anyway, she was like 5'0", 99 pounds, it would NEVER have worked.

(That's a joke.)